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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 4:51 pm
by Lecivius
ORIGINAL: Zorch
So how did Bangkok get its name?



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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 6:26 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

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So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 6:49 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

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So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.

Werr, if ask Mandarake-san, it-ah Paddy Chayevsky diarouge that-ah make show.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 7:10 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Supposedry, Saratoga and two BB's brow up one day apart. [:D]

Seem rike Mandarake-san have feering something rike this hahppen in previous wah and turn out to be burr shit.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 7:14 pm
by Cap Mandrake
It-ah possiburh one damaged BB go grub-grub on way to WC port and anothah go grub-grub on way to Capetown. If so, pretty broody funny. Saratoga damaged but doubtfurh actuary sink.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 7:15 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy




So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.

Werr, if ask Mandarake-san, it-ah Paddy Chayevsky diarouge that-ah make show.
The Oscar winning screenplay was originally credited to author of the novel Pierre Boulle, who could not speak English at the time. He is better known for writing Planet of the Apes.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 7:24 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Hai! Mandrake-san tarking about "Nong Pla Duk"

Mistah Bourre make up bettah story about apes than Japan-mens. Japan-mens nevah mean to prisoners. Zorch-san shourd rook up script for "Fighting Seabees". Compretery burr shit.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 8:40 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san tarking about "Nong Pla Duk"

Mistah Bourre make up bettah story about apes than Japan-mens. Japan-mens nevah mean to prisoners. Zorch-san shourd rook up script for "Fighting Seabees". Compretery burr shit.
Why Mr. Wayne get open shirt with lady present? "Compretery burr shit."

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 9:10 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Hory crap! Is that Mistah Fred-san on reft?

Arso...everyone have pants too high. It-ah rike Steve Garvey convention.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 10:32 am
by MakeeLearn
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hory crap! Is that Mistah Fred-san on reft?
Yes. Him and Ricky-san met their wives during the war.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 12:05 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Ruuuucy...ju got some 'spraining to do

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 5:23 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Ruuuucy...ju got some 'spraining to do


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 12:24 pm
by Cap Mandrake
************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 2:24 pm
by Cap Mandrake
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 2:43 pm
by Chickenboy
Miyagi-san need see most honorabre doctah! Head swerr up too much for uniform? Hory crap!

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 3:32 pm
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!

I tord you not to put raw pohtaytoe in Vodka. It-ah bad manners. Hory Crap, it-ah Suggs!

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 3:32 pm
by sprior
ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!

I tord you not to put raw pohtaytoe in Vodka. It-ah bad manners. Hory Crap, it-ah Suggs!

It go one step beyond. Borrocks.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 4:21 pm
by Cap Mandrake
HAI! Way beyond. Probabry good time buy property in Ceyron or Phuket and pretend rike from Siam.

Mandarake-san brame staff.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 5:33 pm
by Lecivius
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandarake-san brame staff.



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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 11:09 pm
by Cap Mandrake
*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
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3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....