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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 3:17 am
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA
Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA
Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....
Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 9:50 am
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA
Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA
Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....
Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!
Andropov's been in Tokyo too long... he's picked up a Japanese accent!! [X(] [:D]
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 10:10 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA
Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA
Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....
Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.
3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!
Andropov's been in Tokyo too long... he's picked up a Japanese accent!! [X(] [:D]
Hory Crap, Com-ah-rade-san!
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 10:37 am
by MakeeLearn
Russian Japanese?
Japanese Russian?
We got you covered.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 11:25 am
by zuluhour
meanwhile back in Soviet Union......
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 12:52 pm
by Chickenboy
KV-1 (x3) or KV-3?
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 1:18 pm
by HansBolter
Flak Tower?
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 1:29 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: zuluhour
meanwhile back in Soviet Union......
I bet it will capsize if hit below the water (vodka) line.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 1:48 pm
by Cap Mandrake
"KV-3' [:D]
Pagoda-style KV-1
Sure, everyone raugh now but in rittah bit not so funny.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 1:54 pm
by Cap Mandrake
*****************Kremlin, Mockba (the one in the Soviet Union, not Idaho)***************
Comrade Secretary Molotov: Oh, Holy Shit! We forgot to send this thing. Have Comrade Captain personally take it to Valdivostock via the Trans Siberian Railway, which unfortunately, has beem prone to delay recently. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Comrade Sexretary Natasha: HAHAHAHAHAH
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 1:59 pm
by Bif1961
Like the Japanese Fubuki Destroyers, the Russia found that this model was unstable being too top heavy. The Russian one however was not real.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 4:35 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
*****************Kremlin, Mockba (the one in the Soviet Union, not Idaho)***************
Comrade Secretary Molotov: Oh, Holy Shit! We forgot to send this thing. Have Comrade Captain personally take it to Valdivostock via the Trans Siberian Railway, which unfortunately, has beem prone to delay recently. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Comrade Sexretary Natasha: HAHAHAHAHAH
Comrade Fearless Leader with Boris and Natasha.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:52 am
by Zorch
Babababump!
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:13 pm
by Cap Mandrake
*************Mutankiang Aerodrome, Manchuoko**********
Pvt. Honda: Isuzu-san, Honda-san think of ask for transfer to South Pacific because want to kirr enemy.
Pvt. Isuzu: Honda-san F***** IDIOT! Isuzu-san suggest Honda-san shut up before jinx everyone here.
Pvt. Honda: What-ah jinx?
<an ancient air raid warning begins to scream>
Pvt. Isuzu: <face parm>
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:14 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42
Weather in hex: Thunderstorms
Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes
Japanese aircraft
no flights
Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 70
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-15-II Babs: 1 destroyed on ground
No Allied losses
Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 23
[:-]
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:15 am
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42
Weather in hex: Thunderstorms
Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes
Japanese aircraft
no flights
Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 70
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-15-II Babs: 1 destroyed on ground
No Allied losses
Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 23
[:-]
Wow!! Is this an actual combat result??? [X(] You didn't post to the wrong game, did you?
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:45 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
*************Mutankiang Aerodrome, Manchuoko**********
Pvt. Honda: Isuzu-san, Honda-san think of ask for transfer to South Pacific because want to kirr enemy.
Pvt. Isuzu: Honda-san F***** IDIOT! Isuzu-san suggest Honda-san shut up before jinx everyone here.
Pvt. Honda: What-ah jinx?
<an ancient air raid warning begins to scream>
Pvt. Isuzu: <face parm>
Bring back Joe Isuzu!
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:18 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Sadly, Pvt Isuzu terring truth. Somehow, Manchuoko Garrison farr
to 7928/8000 and crazy Ivan send a bunch of crappy SB-2's arr ovah
prace. Sissy Russia-mens stir angry about Batturh of Tsushima.
Mandarake-san try exprain this for two pages but everyone too dense. [:)]
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:28 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Mandarake-san brame staff. Adm. SPrior-san not-ah say anything yet but Mandarake-san be sure check behind doors and things make sure not-ah ninja assassin in brack pajamas hide out
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:51 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Sadly, Pvt Isuzu terring truth. Somehow, Manchuoko Garrison farr
to 7928/8000 and crazy Ivan send a bunch of crappy SB-2's arr ovah
prace. Sissy Russia-mens stir angry about Batturh of Tsushima.
Mandarake-san try exprain this for two pages but everyone too dense. [:)]
No, Mandlake-san; it's your bad ruck. Many prayers have lower gallisons but you run red right when cop watching. [:-]