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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:14 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarake-san brame staff. Adm. SPrior-san not-ah say anything yet but Mandarake-san be sure check behind doors and things make sure not-ah ninja assassin in brack pajamas hide out

Hai! Prease permit most rorarh subject ad-hoc-ah, ad-hominim-ah advisah Chickenboy-san to speak candidry?

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:15 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: witpqs
it's your bad ruck. Many prayers have lower gallisons but you run red right when cop watching. [:-]

Bad joss indeed! Many advisahs crimb onto nearest airprane out of dodge...I mean Tokyo tonight.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:03 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Hai...good time to work on Korea-mens accent.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:19 pm
by Zorch
Have no fear, brave Sons of Rising Sun! Uncle Joe great friend of Emperor Hirohito. He much enjoy piece with Japan. Preferably large piece.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:19 pm
by zuluhour
[:D][:D][:D]

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:40 am
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Zorch

Have no fear, brave Sons of Rising Sun! Uncle Joe great friend of Emperor Hirohito. He much enjoy piece with Japan. Preferably large piece.

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??Is this really Hirohito?? Looks a bit like him, but...

Maybe Joe was in his elevator shoes. Hirohito was supposedly 5' 5", best guess at Joe is 5'4", although some estimates are as tall as 5'8"... i'm guessing that the later was with his "lifts"...

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EDIT: Don't think this pic with Stalin is Hirohito... ears are different, proportions of mouth seem off, and every other pic i've found of him he has long hair, not buzz cut.

REEDIT - It appears to be Japanese Foreign Minister Matsuoka at the time of the signing the Soviet–Japanese Neutrality Pact (1941).

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:27 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Zorch

Have no fear, brave Sons of Rising Sun! Uncle Joe great friend of Emperor Hirohito. He much enjoy piece with Japan. Preferably large piece.

Image


??Is this really Hirohito?? Looks a bit like him, but...

Maybe Joe was in his elevator shoes. Hirohito was supposedly 5' 5", best guess at Joe is 5'4", although some estimates are as tall as 5'8"... i'm guessing that the later was with his "lifts"...

Image

EDIT: Don't think this pic with Stalin is Hirohito... ears are different, proportions of mouth seem off, and every other pic i've found of him he has long hair, not buzz cut.

REEDIT - It appears to be Japanese Foreign Minister Matsuoka at the time of the signing the Soviet–Japanese Neutrality Pact (1941).
It is indeed Foreign Minister what's-his-face.
Stalin was last heard muttering something like, "Let's see how you LYBs do against the Wehrmacht".

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:36 pm
by witpqs

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:15 pm
by rtrapasso
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:54 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Wah! Wah! Wah!

Japan=mens not figure out if wind wrist watch or shit.
Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 70

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-15-II Babs: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 23

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:58 pm
by Cap Mandrake
************Lehman Bros. Office, Tokyo*****************

Finance Minister Hata: What-ah fuck! Kiamsuze? Where fuck Kiamsuze? Someone find out what-ah exposure firm have in Kiamsuze. Hata-san begin undahstand previous risk paramatahs furr of shit!


RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:03 pm
by Cap Mandrake
********Kiamsuze AF, somewhere in Bum**** Manchuoku*********

Fright Officah Subaru: HURRAH UP! PUT IN GASORINE! SUBARU-SAN WAIT 2 YEARS FOR CHANCE OF
GREATNESS! …..OHHH HORY CRAP!
Raid spotted at 34 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 30

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-27b Nate: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 12

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:07 pm
by Cap Mandrake
[:-]

Arr of Japan-mens pick bottoms because nobody expect.
Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 15 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 48

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 4
Airbase supply hits 6
Runway hits 20

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:10 pm
by Cap Mandrake
*******Lehman Bros. Office, Tokyo**********

Finance Minster Tokyo: Mishan? Pretend Hata-san nevah know where Mishan is.
Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 62

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 6
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 18

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:16 pm
by Cap Mandrake
********House of Chan Famiry, Mishan, near AF********

Mrs Kang: <rooks a big pire of crap> Ahhh….screw Lehman Brothers.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:24 pm
by Cap Mandrake
***********Lehman Bros. Office, Tokyo***********

I. Subaru, Chief Quant: HAI! Moderhs predict 86% of shit hit-ah fan.

Hata-san: SERR EVERYTHING! Except gorf course rot in Fiji.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:25 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Morning Air attack on Hailar , at 107,30

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 41

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 18
Airbase supply hits 6
Runway hits 30

Aircraft Attacking:
31 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb
10 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb



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Morning Air attack on Hailar , at 107,30

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 32

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 9
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 12

Aircraft Attacking:
32 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb



RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:37 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

********Kiamsuze AF, somewhere in Bum**** Manchuoku*********

Fright Officah Subaru: HURRAH UP! PUT IN GASORINE! SUBARU-SAN WAIT 2 YEARS FOR CHANCE OF
GREATNESS! …..OHHH HORY CRAP!
Raid spotted at 34 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 30

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-27b Nate: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 12

[:D]

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:39 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*******Lehman Bros. Office, Tokyo**********

Finance Minster Tokyo: Mishan? Pretend Hata-san nevah know where Mishan is.
Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 62

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 6
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 18

Was Russian-mens Mishan accomprished?

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:52 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*******Lehman Bros. Office, Tokyo**********

Finance Minster Tokyo: Mishan? Pretend Hata-san nevah know where Mishan is.
Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 62

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 6
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 18

Was Russian-mens Mishan accomprished?
Airfrierd turned into pre-drirred ratrine hores, but garrison troops untouched. On advice from Canoereber-san, Mandrake-san deproy them on Mishanary Ridge (arso carred Mishanary Position). But just in case, Japan-mens prepared to use withdrawar method to stay out of trouburh.