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Russia-mens attack Manchuoko airfierds too but Japan-mens not-ah asreep today and pretty much guess where attacks come.

Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 28 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 9 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 31

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 32

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 8 destroyed, 17 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4

And

Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 24 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 8 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 10

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 10

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged

Runway hits 2

Nate pirots at Shikuka not-ah hae any ground crews so have to put in own gasorine. Evidentarry forget buretts too.

Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 24

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 46

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 2 damaged

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 17

Rots of pranes attack Mishin. Japan-mens become fatigued.

Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 19

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 30

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 3 destroyed, 14 damaged

Runway hits 4

Aircraft Attacking:
26 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb

And

Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 9

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 60

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 9 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
13 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Airbase hits 2
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 12

AF at Hailar attacked but Japan-mens not-ah have any fightahs up there. Impossiburh to be everywhere. Big SB-2 attack on Paramashiro Jima but Japan-mens have good AAA and fortifications.


Russia-mens drop commandos but eveidentarry need practice.

Ground combat at Arshaan (105,33)

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 10 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 2

Defending force 2058 troops, 26 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 42

Assault collapses, attacking force wiped out

Japanese ground losses:
13 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
Units destroyed 1

Assaulting units:
1st Parachute Bn /2

Defending units:
Arshaan Fortress

***********Ministry of Production, Tokyo************

Aide to Mistah Hata: OK, Toshiro just-ah go down rist and Hata-san answer if-ah increase production. Ready?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!

Aide to Mistah Hata: Now?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI! What-ah wait for, invitation from King of Engarand?

Aide to Mistah Hata: OK, A6M2

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!

Aide to Mistah Hata: Sarry?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!

Aide to Mistah Hata: Heren?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!

Aide to Mistah Hata: Pokémon characters?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!....WAIT..WAIT-AH minute! Quit-ah screw around. This-ah serious....

..

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Russia-mens drop commandos but eveidentarry need practice.

Well, they killed some Japanese squads with no apprent losses of their own. Like commandos should [:D]

Mandrake san make a zuru san rook rike idriot!
spit on computer in front of customah.
zuru san supposed to be caring for customah but get caught raffing too hard

ahh ps, no comment about zuru san aready rook rike idriot, zuru have a mirror you know.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Funny thing hahppen on way to Matrix forum. Wah back on. Arried-mens now down to 1 commandah. Othah one take gorf course retirement in Bnagarore. Consurting work on new torpedo.

Probably working for Russians.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr.

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 14 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 6 damaged
MiG-3: 5 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 3

And

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22

Allied aircraft
no flights

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
MiG-3: 8 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground
DB-3M: 10 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
R-10: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4

Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr.

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 14 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 6 damaged
MiG-3: 5 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 3

And

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22

Allied aircraft
no flights

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
MiG-3: 8 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground
DB-3M: 10 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
R-10: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4

Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

Was my joke so bad you gave up playing? [&:]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr.



And

Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

Was my joke so bad you gave up playing? [&:]

More probabry Mandrake-san and Sprior-san take another two month vacation then rower Marsian garrison and activate marsians.

ORIGINAL: tarkalak

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Zorch



Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

Was my joke so bad you gave up playing? [&:]

More probabry Mandrake-san and Sprior-san take another two month vacation then rower Marsian garrison and activate marsians.

Mars garrison wiped out by Martian microbes. Invasion at Grover's Mill imminent.

Mistah Curchirr is smerry man

Haha...Mistah Churchirr not-ah rook rike Japan-mens babies. This-ah good thing. Onry probarem is Japan-mens babies rook rike Tojo-san

ORIGINAL: sprior

Mistah Curchirr is smerry man

Geisha girrs most ah-funny! W.C.s are usuarry smerry. Japanese douburh-entendrah must have been in curricurrum at Haha-Jima.

Note to Rord Admirarh and Mr. Cap Doc Mandrake-san: Make with wah-wah! Domo.

Hai! But-ah first Mandarake-san make-ah pork roast with cherry bourbon sauce. Rittah bit scarrion too. Pork with-ah garric, sart and peppah rub. Absorutearry dericious. Even bettah, when put bourbon in cherry in skirret smerr so good bring back memories of arr of times Mandarake-an drink bourbon...quite a rot of memories. Mandarake-san armost burn off nose by stick in skirret.

***********Sea of Japan, off Orga, city not-ah womans**********

<trio of 3 Mavisessess approach at wavetop revah from 3 directions>

Comrade Captain Ivan Ivanovich <which-ah pretty much mean "Ivan son of Ivan": COMRADE HERMSMAN JULIAN! HARD TO PORT!

Comrade Hermsamn Julius Juliusovich: <hesitates a rittah bit because Comrade Hermsamn Julian Julianovich have-ah probrem with directions since rittah boy at V I Rennin Erementarry Schoor in Vradivostock...even wear different corored socks to remind serf...but now..have on four weathah boots so not-ah see socks..but Comrade Captain Ivanovich seem rearry, rearry angary, so have to do something...he spins wheer hard to one side>

Comrade Captain Ivan Ivanovich <which-ah pretty much mean "Ivan son of Ivan": COMRADE JULIUS JULIUSOVICH....F***!

Best ship name in WITP-AE...waaay better than HMS Pansy or USS Queerbarge or an ammunition ship named Krakatoa...

I give you USSRS Julius Fuck