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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:58 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
On Aug 8, Soviet-mens torpedo bombers sink 5 AKL loading resources on Hokkaido. Soviet-mens torpedo bombers in Siberia pretty f****** good.
They've been polishing their torpedoes for 8 months.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:32 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Hai! Mandarake-san wondah what rocket brigades been doing.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:34 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Hai! Mandarake-san wondah what rocket brigades been doing.
{Rook up in index of Haha Jima course book...} ...just don't stand behind them! Hahahahahaha!
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:12 am
by tarkalak
ORIGINAL: Zorch
...
A few year ago there was a Russian Olympic skater named Slutskaya. And a tennis player named Smashnova.
In one of the Footbarr Worrd Cups there was a Korean prayer named Hui (which in burgarian is rike first-ah name of Dick Chaney). He got injured.
I could just feer the chirdish joy of the reporter saying "Korea-mens team play without Hui."
Reporter-san said so 50 times. Probabry left on repeat. [:D]
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:15 am
by tarkalak
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
**********Pork Roast with Cherry-Bourbon Sauce (in Engarish)*******
Ingredients:
Pork Loin roast, about two pounds but it doesn't matter, you can size up or down
Frozen, pitted cherries..about two pounds
Shallot, 1/2 large
Kosher Salt (it's just bigger crystals but it costs a little bit more so the Rabbi can buy a condo in SW Florida)
Garlic powder (or minced garlic)
Pepper
Soy Souce in a spray bottle
Butter
EVOO
Parrot Heads (Brussel Sprouts) ..2 lbs
Rub: 1/3rd garlic powder or minced garic, 1/3rd rock salt. 1/3rd pepper..a Bernie Sanders voter could do it. It's easy.
Spray the pork loin lightly with the soy sauce (for unagi. Leave the fat on. Don't be a pussy. Coat the
rabbinically unapproved roast with the rabbinically approved rub, all sides.
Parrot heads: Quarter or halve the parrot heads and cut off the stems but be careful not to cut your fingertips off.
Put the parrot heads in a bowl and pour on enough EVOO to coat them lightly (about 2 Tblsp). Dust with some of the rabbinically
approved rub. [:D] Stir with you hand or use a spoon if you must.
Set the oven to broil, lay out the roast in a roasting pan and mound up the parrot heads around the roast and stick it in the oven about 10 minutes a side (stir up the parrot heads a bit). Set the oven to bake at 425 and roast (about 45 minutes) but it depends on the thickness of the
roast.It also works better if you let the roast come to room temperature before cooking but not too long or you may have a visit from Mr. Coli. If you are inept and can't tell if it's done by puncturing the roast and looking at the juices then use a meat thermometer (145-150 F). Don't worry if some of the parrot heads get crispy. They are great.
OK. gotta go to work. Cherry bourbon chutney later.
Where is engarish? Did Mandrake-san reave auto-misssperr on?
tarkarak-san cannot understand-ah anythingie!
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:41 am
by Disco Duck
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Actuarry, to say truth, Mandarake-san not-ah actuary know Slutskaya. Just hear stories
I heard stories about girls who had a competition to see who could do the most guys in their senior year. The final score was 85-84. They wouldn't even talk to me.[:@]
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:15 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Disco Duck
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Actuarry, to say truth, Mandarake-san not-ah actuary know Slutskaya. Just hear stories
I heard stories about girls who had a competition to see who could do the most guys in their senior year. The final score was 85-84. They wouldn't even talk to me.[:@]
My experience is that talking is optional for what those 2 were up to.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:48 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
My experience is that talking is optional for what those 2 were up to.
Yeah. You wish. [:'(]
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:26 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
My experience is that talking is optional for what those 2 were up to.
Yeah. You wish. [:'(]
Grunting/moaning is encouraged, though.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:01 am
by zuluhour
Is dreaming different than wishing?
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:49 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: zuluhour
Is dreaming different than wishing?
Sigmund Freud would say yes.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:32 pm
by Bif1961
No, one you do while awake the other you do while asleep.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:36 am
by Zorch
A small black hole has been sighted in the vicinity of this game. Please lie low until further notice.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:02 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Hai!
***********************August 10, 1942(d)*******************
Siberia/Manchuoko/Skahlin: Russia-mens subs arr ovah prace
Sub attack near Toyohara at 125,47
Japanese Ships
CMc Ma 2, Torpedo hits 1, heavy damage
PB Fumi Maru #3
Allied Ships
SS S-44, hits 2
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:04 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Russia-mens move fightahs out of Birkin so Japan-mens waste gasorine.
Morning Air attack on Bikin , at 117,42
Weather in hex: Light cloud
Raid detected at 26 NM, estimated altitude 33,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 8 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 20
No Japanese losses
Aircraft Attacking:
20 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet *
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:07 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Communist-mens send rike harf of Siberia tp prace carred Mishan nobody evah hear of so Betty=-pirots from Tokyo attack. Evidentarry Communism make-ah good anti-aircrafts guns.
Morning Air attack on 165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment, at 114,42 (Mishan)
Weather in hex: Heavy cloud
Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes
Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 32
Ki-27b Nate x 76
Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 8 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed by flak
Allied ground losses:
19 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Aircraft Attacking:
6 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 9000 feet *
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb
24 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 9000 feet *
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb
Also attacking 87th Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 87th Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment ...
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Morning Air attack on 165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment, at 114,42 (Mishan)
Weather in hex: Heavy cloud
Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes
Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 35
Ki-27b Nate x 20
Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 2 damaged
Allied ground losses:
Guns lost 7 (1 destroyed, 6 disabled)
Aircraft Attacking:
35 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 9000 feet *
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb
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Morning Air attack on 77th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)
Weather in hex: Heavy cloud
Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 9,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes
Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 70
Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 9 damaged
Allied ground losses:
21 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:32 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Medium bombahs brow up Communist-mens tanks.
Morning Air attack on 77th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)
Weather in hex: Heavy cloud
Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 9
Ki-27b Nate x 97
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 31
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 damaged
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 19 damaged
Allied ground losses:
126 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 8 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 44 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Vehicles lost 32 (2 destroyed, 30 disabled)
Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
13 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
5 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
4 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 1138th Cannon Regiment ...
Also attacking 50th Cannon Regiment ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 22nd Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 39th Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 22nd Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 1138th Cannon Regiment ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
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Morning Air attack on 77th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)
Weather in hex: Heavy cloud
Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 9,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 53
Ki-27b Nate x 67
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 19 damaged
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed by flak
Allied ground losses:
18 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 28 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Vehicles lost 33 (2 destroyed, 31 disabled)
Aircraft Attacking:
16 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
12 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
22 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
2 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 50th Cannon Regiment ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:40 am
by Cap Mandrake
More attacks at Mishan.
Morning Air attack on 75th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)
Weather in hex: Heavy cloud
Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 22
Ki-27b Nate x 50
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 2 damaged
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed by flak
Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 14 (1 destroyed, 13 disabled)
Aircraft Attacking:
16 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
5 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
Also attacking 372nd Hvy Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 372nd Hvy Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
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Morning Air attack on 75th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)
Weather in hex: Heavy cloud
Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-Ic Sally x 20
Ki-27b Nate x 21
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-Ic Sally: 3 damaged
Ki-21-Ic Sally: 1 destroyed by flak
Allied ground losses:
7 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:41 am
by Cap Mandrake
MiG's at Vradivostock grow more powerfurh
Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46
Weather in hex: Extreme overcast
Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 33,560 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 8
Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 28
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 1 destroyed
No Allied losses
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:43 am
by Cap Mandrake
Communist-mens attack Mishan.
Morning Air attack on 24th Division, at 114,42 (Mishan)
Weather in hex: Heavy cloud
Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 42
Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 31
No Japanese losses
Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 4 destroyed, 8 damaged
Japanese ground losses:
24 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled