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A guy I worked with recently retired as a Sargent Major in the reserves .He had to pass a final physical before he retired and his belly was too big. After an online search he coated himself in preparation H and then wrapped himself in Saran Wrap an hour before the physical.

ORIGINAL: Disco Duck

A guy I worked with recently retired as a Sargent Major in the reserves .He had to pass a final physical before he retired and his belly was too big. After an online search he coated himself in preparation H and then wrapped himself in Saran Wrap an hour before the physical.

He passed the asshole test. [:)]

Do they just measure the waste size or weight? It is possible to push the visceral fat around with a binder but that doesn't do anything for weight of course. I'm guessing this guy is not a theoretical physicist?

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Disco Duck

A guy I worked with recently retired as a Sargent Major in the reserves .He had to pass a final physical before he retired and his belly was too big. After an online search he coated himself in preparation H and then wrapped himself in Saran Wrap an hour before the physical.

He passed the asshole test. [:)]

Do they just measure the waste size or weight? It is possible to push the visceral fat around with a binder but that doesn't do anything for weight of course. I'm guessing this guy is not a theoretical physicist?

Probably a pinch test to measure body fat. The preparation H would tighten up the skin. It is also used as an anti-wrinkle cream.

Maybe dehydrated himself plus used the cream to help dehydrate the skin even more?

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Disco Duck

A guy I worked with recently retired as a Sargent Major in the reserves .He had to pass a final physical before he retired and his belly was too big. After an online search he coated himself in preparation H and then wrapped himself in Saran Wrap an hour before the physical.

He passed the asshole test. [:)]

Do they just measure the waste size or weight? It is possible to push the visceral fat around with a binder but that doesn't do anything for weight of course. I'm guessing this guy is not a theoretical physicist?

Probably a pinch test to measure body fat. The preparation H would tighten up the skin. It is also used as an anti-wrinkle cream.

Ah...a skinfold test. That makes sense, although the most useful one is tricep. You need a sizable caliper to check belly fat on some people. [:D]

Saran wrap might work to temporarily reduce skin extracellular fluid...might cause a DVT too. [:)]

I do have a question. If you can't pass the retirement physical do they keep you on active duty? [:)]

The KB and a second smaller TF with a CV are at Beazelbob..this means they could spring down and attack Kaimana (New Guinea) or even Dobo so I sent all the transports South again.

Small scale CAP traps at Kaimana and Dobo with 15 pt TK's as bait

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I do have a question. If you can't pass the retirement physical do they keep you on active duty? [:)]

Yes, as ammunition to be expended.

Front line guys at Clark are in pretty good shape although the infantry squads are dwindling because neither the US Army (in the PI) or Philippine Army have any replacement infantry squads left.

We are still able to get replacement armor and heavy weapons.

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I do have a question. If you can't pass the retirement physical do they keep you on active duty? [:)]

Yes, as ammunition to be expended.

ARMY => Ain't Ready for Marines Yet.

US ARMY =>Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet!

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Front line guys at Clark are in pretty good shape although the infantry squads are dwindling because neither the US Army (in the PI) or Philippine Army have any replacement infantry squads left.

We are still able to get replacement armor and heavy weapons.

It looks like you need to bring in some infantry units.

The arty is in good shape except for the AAA which gets clobbered by Jap air attacks.

Boys getting R&R at Bataan.

The new M-8's are here! Hey everybody! The new M-8's are here!

627th TD Bn gets some M-10's and some swanky new M-8's miraculously arrived from Detroit.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The new M-8's are here! Hey everybody! The new M-8's are here!

627th TD Bn gets some M-10's and some swanky new M-8's miraculously arrived from Detroit.

Make sure Henry Ford removed the plastic wrap. And don't forget to fill out the Warranty card and mail it in.

wrong thread.

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Front line guys at Clark are in pretty good shape although the infantry squads are dwindling because neither the US Army (in the PI) or Philippine Army have any replacement infantry squads left.

We are still able to get replacement armor and heavy weapons.

It looks like you need to bring in some infantry units.

This is, of course, true but there is the small problem of Manila AF with tons of Vals and local Jap air superiority...not to mention the KB. There are two Philippino divisions resting at Bataan and one at Subic. Note also that Clark is near overstack, which consumes more supply and results in larger casualties.

What I am doing is when a unit gets to about 30% disablement they march back to Bataan and the best unit available marches back to Clark to take its place.

************January 31, 1943(e)************

Eastern Command: Trying to get some AA guns on Little Andaman on which there are no fewer than 3 Dutch and British patrol units....but the Japs sneak up on us. Good effort by Java. One AP and an Indian PC lost. Troops all got ashore.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Little Andaman at 44,59, Range 10,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Mogami, Shell hits 1
CL Natori
DD Ikazuchi
DD Shinonome
DD Nagatsuki

Allied Ships
CL Java, Shell hits 3
PC Netravati, Shell hits 2, and is sunk
xAP Bucegi
xAP Congella, Shell hits 2
xAP Gandara
xAP Gogra, Shell hits 2
xAP Jalaratna
xAP Pundit, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

Annoying LYB's. Still, might have been worse

Night Naval bombardment of Little Andaman at 44,59

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
Catalina I: 1 damaged
Hurricane IIc Trop: 1 damaged
Hurricane IIc Trop: 1 destroyed on ground

Japanese Ships
CA Mogami
CL Natori

Allied ground losses:
194 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 28 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled

Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 10
Port hits 6
Port supply hits 2