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Not-ah good for annoying SB-2 either.

Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 33 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 22
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 7

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 19

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 2 destroyed, 15 damaged

Runway hits 2

Paramashiro Jima howevah uncovered.

Morning Air attack on Paramushiro-jima , at 137,47

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 29

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 1 damaged

Runway hits 15

Nevah mind Korea-mens fix with crappy 22 HP Daihatsu

MiG's sweep ovah Toyohara on Sakharin but we foor them. We no show up. Tojo pirots busy frying LRCAP ovah Shikuka.

Morning Air attack on Toyohara , at 124,46

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 5 NM, estimated altitude 20,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 1 minutes

Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 5

No Allied losses

Attack at Shikuka...two day in row. Bettah get herp fast.

round combat at Shikuka (126,43)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 17044 troops, 294 guns, 22 vehicles, Assault Value = 478

Defending force 10914 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 292

Allied engineers reduce fortifications to 2

Allied adjusted assault: 144

Japanese adjusted defense: 116

Allied assault odds: 1 to 1 (fort level 2)

Allied Assault reduces fortifications to 2

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
187 casualties reported
Squads: 5 destroyed, 28 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled

Allied ground losses:
315 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 32 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled

Assaulting units:
2nd Rifle Brigade
79th Rifle Division
302nd Rifle Regiment
Special Rifle Corps
433rd Hvy Howitzer Regiment

Defending units:
Karafuto Mixed Brigade
85th Naval Guard Unit
38th Const Co
39th Const Co
56th JNAF AF Unit

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: tarkalak

Technocarry, worrd round, not a flat like Hata-san say in schoor.

Germany in every direction, if soviet-mans wark wrong enpugh.

Werr, technicarry it-ah more rike irregurarh spheroid.

Need more fiber.

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Everyone have trouburh find on map. Pretty effective. 145 bombah sorties rike this.

Morning Air attack on 7th Mongolian Cavalry Division, at 107,30 (Hailar)

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M3 Zero x 14
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 47
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 10

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 11 damaged

Allied ground losses:
90 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Everyone have trouburh find on map. Pretty effective. 145 bombah sorties rike this.

Morning Air attack on 7th Mongolian Cavalry Division, at 107,30 (Hailar)

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M3 Zero x 14
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 47
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 10

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 11 damaged

Allied ground losses:
90 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Prease to not say shitty jokes.

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: tarkalak

Technocarry, worrd round, not a flat like Hata-san say in schoor.

Germany in every direction, if soviet-mans wark wrong enpugh.

Werr, technicarry it-ah more rike irregurarh spheroid.

Need more fiber.

[Jaw drops to ground]

Wat!?

Every broody grobus tarkarak-san see in Haha-jima erementary schoor of Yiddish comedy was perfectry round.

Now aftah tarkarak-san think about it, grobsu was arso covered with paper, nod mud rike rear worrd. Shourd have smert forgery.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Everyone have trouburh find on map. Pretty effective. 145 bombah sorties rike this.

What is BFE? animal, mineral, or vegetable?

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Everyone have trouburh find on map. Pretty effective. 145 bombah sorties rike this.

What is BFE? animal, mineral, or vegetable?

I believe we can safely assume he is referring to the proverbial Bum Fuq Egypt...

ORIGINAL: HansBolter

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Everyone have trouburh find on map. Pretty effective. 145 bombah sorties rike this.

What is BFE? animal, mineral, or vegetable?

I believe we can safely assume he is referring to the proverbial Bum Fuq Egypt...

Is that near the esteemed institute of higher learning, Farouk University?

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.

Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.

Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?

<faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.

Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?

<faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.

To be fair, Chickenboy-san, have unberievabry geeky anatomy [:D]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy




Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?

<faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.

To be fair, Chickenboy-san, have unberievabry geeky anatomy [:D]

I wouldn't touch that one with a 10 foot Pole. A 12 foot Cossack, maybe.

Tonga Isrands: Annoying invasion Russia-mens mean everything in South Pacific suddenry not-ah very important. Mandarake-san ordah everyone "purr out"....from forward isrands and even from comfort womans. Operaburh carriers in Truk Ragoon and Singapores so have to use rittah boats to get Japan-mens off Vau'vua'va-a'a'ah..vua. Japan-mens see Arried-dogs shis approach so wait extra day and send in Emperor-san's DD's first.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Kitakami
DD Hatsukaze
DD Wakatake
DD Hishu

Allied Ships
DD Caldwell
DD Mahan, Shell hits 1

Reduced sighting due to 7% moonlight
Maximum visibility in Partly Cloudy Conditions and 7% moonlight: 7,000 yards
Range closes to 20,000 yards...
Range closes to 14,000 yards...
Range closes to 8,000 yards...
Range closes to 4,000 yards...
CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 4,000 yards
CONTACT: Allied lookouts spot Japanese task force at 4,000 yards
Gilbert I. crosses the 'T'
DD Hishu engages DD Mahan at 4,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 4,000 yards
Range closes to 2,000 yards
CL Kitakami engages DD Caldwell at 2,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 2,000 yards
Range increases to 4,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Mahan at 4,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 4,000 yards
Range increases to 7,000 yards
CL Kitakami engages DD Mahan at 7,000 yards
DD Mahan engages DD Hishu at 7,000 yards
Range increases to 12,000 yards
CL Kitakami engages DD Mahan at 12,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 12,000 yards
DD Hatsukaze engages DD Caldwell at 12,000 yards
Task forces break off...

Japan-mens commandah comprete pussy. Good idea get out sepuku equipment before get back Samoa

Apparently someone in radio room accidentarry decode ordahs to "Run away rike scared mouse even if have twice numbah of ships of enemy"

Bad night for LB-129. Everyone on Kitakami fine, howevah.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 142,165, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Hakkaisan Maru, Shell hits 10, on fire
LB-101, Shell hits 2, and is sunk
LB-102
LB-109
LB-110
LB-117
LB-118
LB-121
LB-122
LB-123
LB-124
LB-128
LB-129, Shell hits 1, and is sunk

Allied Ships
DD Caldwell
DD Mahan

<raspberry sound>

Morning Air attack on Vava'u , at 141,165

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 29,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 36

Allied aircraft
P-39D Airacobra x 12

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
P-39D Airacobra: 3 destroyed

Aircraft Attacking:
35 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet

Good day in air for Japan-mens