RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:16 pm
ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.
I quite understand. My awesomeness compels you. Go ahead and second me. Let's move this along to a popular vote.
ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.
ORIGINAL: Telemecus
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
The result of my extremely brief and unscientific count of NPs is in!
Complaints will be placed in a circular plastic container and given all of the attention they deserve.
Nashvillen* 1,204,339
Chickenboy 34 (+ or minus 2.5)
Orm XVIII
rustysi 14
Lecivius 3 to the 3rd power + 7 mod 4
USSAmerica nein
Zovs 6
BBfanboy 5
witpqs 4
Zorch 3.14158
Grollub 2
RangerJoe naught
Warspite1 -1
*1,000,000,000 is subtracted for filler posts
Yup. Makes perfect sense to me. Counting sure looks about right.
I hereby accept the positive integer with the greatest positive nominal value as proof positive of my INP certitude and general all-around awesomeness. I so self-nominate.
Are there any seconds to my self-nomination?
I am so chuffed with my naught I feel compelled to second you.
I should declare at the outset of this election I am completely open to all forms of bribery.
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.
I quite understand. My awesomeness compels you. Go ahead and second me. Let's move this along to a popular vote.

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
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ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.
I quite understand. My awesomeness compels you. Go ahead and second me. Let's move this along to a popular vote.
But we can let unpopular people vote too.
Chickenboy can I be your campaign manager?
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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
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ORIGINAL: nashvillen
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
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ORIGINAL: Telemecus
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Telemecus
I feel compelled to second you.
I quite understand. My awesomeness compels you. Go ahead and second me. Let's move this along to a popular vote.
But we can let unpopular people vote too.
Chickenboy can I be your campaign manager?
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Personally, I don't want to know what you do with yourself in your private moments, and I certainly am not interested in seconds!ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
... I so self-nominate.
Are there any seconds to my self-nomination?

Or before toe.ORIGINAL: Zorch
CB's candidacy assumes that he can count without having to use someone else's appendages.
Perhaps it would be a good idea to verify this beforehand...
I am sorry, but your self-nomination is rejected. The great, and awesome, Chickenboy has decided that self-nomination is not allowed.ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
The result of my extremely brief and unscientific count of NPs is in!
Complaints will be placed in a circular plastic container and given all of the attention they deserve.
Nashvillen* 1,204,339
Chickenboy 34 (+ or minus 2.5)
Orm XVIII
rustysi 14
Lecivius 3 to the 3rd power + 7 mod 4
USSAmerica nein
Zovs 6
BBfanboy 5
witpqs 4
Zorch 3.14158
Grollub 2
RangerJoe naught
Warspite1 -1
*1,000,000,000 is subtracted for filler posts
Yup. Makes perfect sense to me. Counting sure looks about right.
I hereby accept the positive integer with the greatest positive nominal value as proof positive of my INP certitude and general all-around awesomeness. I so self-nominate.
Are there any seconds to my self-nomination?
ORIGINAL: Orm
Good morning, Gentlemen. Ladies.
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Good morning. Or afternoon where you are.
ORIGINAL: Orm
Good morning, Gentlemen. Ladies.
But what about me? I am a not a gentleman!


Some of us fall into more than one of the above categories. And some of us fall, period.ORIGINAL: Orm
Good morning, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Smegheads, Geniuses, Petty Officers, Gits, Explorers, Mammals, Marshals, Worms, Nerds, Admirals, Chickenboy, Sailors, and good morning to the rest of you as well. I hope you all have a nice day.