RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:38 pm
MORNING PUNKS! STAY OFF THE LAWN! [:D]
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RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:11 am
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:07 pm
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:24 pm
The Worst Age
"Sixty is the worse age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, and sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"
"Sixty is the worse age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, and sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:15 am
MORNING PUNKS! STAY OFF THE LAWN! [:D]
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:18 pm
Hey Punk. Trim the hedge when you' re done mowing the lawn.
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:08 pm
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RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:00 am
MORNING PUNKS![:D]
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:02 am
MORNING PUNKS! STAY OFF THE LAWN! [:D]
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:52 pm
And be quick about it before I "Green Button" you!
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:11 pm
Grump!
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:11 pm
I don't own any hedges, too high maintenance[:D]
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:50 am
MORNING PUNKS![:D]
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:44 am
Grump!
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:26 am
MORNING PUNKS! STAY OFF THE LAWN! [:D]
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:58 am
Grump!
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RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:01 pm
Grump!
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:19 pm
Welcome back Steve!!!!
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:24 pm
Thank you! [:)]
RE: WITP Guerilla geezing2!!! for Threadsters!
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:30 am
MORNING PUNKS! STAY OFF THE LAWN! [:D]