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The first turn of my winter offense was a repeat of the first weeks of Barbarrosa. I don't think I'm exaggeratting but my approach will surprise MT and Pelton. They have never seen such a plan !!! But it must stay hidden from the AAR... but back to the story within a story. Yes, it involves Hitman...





All I can do is report what the Russian agent stole and sent to his superiors. I was hoping to have a "clean" game with THEPROS. I'm finding that they are a sly duo.

ORIGINAL: HITMAN202

Careful Hitman, you will get Pelton over-excited and it's not safe to give him any more dried frog pills.

it's takes a while to be honest, but now things just started to get _really_ comical.
The big question: How to avoid upsetting older gentlemen with your nasty pictures, Hitman? Perhaps you might hide all this ugly grey symbols near the main production site of frog pills with flowers? Carnivorous species for example.

Guys, all I'm communicating is what Hitman found on "the dude." Do you think this is just a game ???? Dried frog pills, Sillyflower ??? That one is over my head.

We haven't yet heard from Belphegor about "this farce." Remember this maxim, in increasing dishonestly... there's a white lie, an intended msistatement,then a flagarant lie, and finally Soviet propaganda. Sllyflower is in full bloom !!!

The dried frog pills come from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of comic fantasy books, which I highly recommend btw. They seem to be like a cross between fluoxetine (prozac) and olanzapine tho' you Yankees probably have a different name for the latter.

ORIGINAL: HITMAN202

Guys, all I'm communicating is what Hitman found on "the dude." Do you think this is just a game ????

Oh dear, how could any of your/our gentle readers be so wrong as to think this is a game? They need therapy in a re-education camp - though whether yours or ours is not clear.

This is a fight until death or until our wives make us grow up. The latter is simply not going to happen.

Will you both please post more screenshots of death and destruction on the eastern front!(g) These head fakes and spy stuff (and especially that hideous photo a few pages back of I do not know what) need to stop and more playing the game and sharing the turns. My addiction needs to be feed.

Vandev

If you insist but there hasn't been any mayhem yet in this war. Here's orbat

losses

Soviet economy intact. Thinking of selling spare arms factories to Hitman for cash

Air losses

And finally, a rash German unit

Enough of such nonsense

Below is a picture of my bodyguard at breakfast time given false hope by some dude that Hitman was approaching

THE FATE AWAITING HITRABBIT





Just a simple retreat and all the Nazis die according to the losses screen


[Actually they didn't as the unit was pushed back out of the next hex (also a port) so they are isolated and will die again next turn]

Ohhh, what map is that and how do I get it? Haven't seen that one before.

It's Jison's mod - look in scenarios + mod section of forum. I use his weather and fort mods too. I don't use his counters but others prefer them.

The best news of all is that Matrix have offered him a job! I just hope he accepts.

It would be nice to see that level of map quality in WitW.

almost as nice as seeing a turn from Hitman [;)]