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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:15 pm
by sprior
This getting very sirry.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 3:04 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: sprior
This getting very sirry.
Hai! Japan-mens trying to run a war not-ah give ringuistic ressons.
Japan-mens not switch "R" sound for "(R)" sound. That-ah inferior China-mens. So Japan-mens say "strawberry" not "strawberry"
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 3:14 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Don't you hate people who tell you how good their vacation is when you are stuck at work.
Baaaaahstard brother-in-law showing off a big early season trout on a fly rod. Probably near Jackson Hole is my guess. ***-****
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:25 pm
by kaleun
Nice brown!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:57 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: kaleun
Nice brown!
Yeah it is!
Fly fishing and AE would be a nice combination. You go out on the stream for the morning hatch then you come back to the cabin and send off a turn and get some lunch..then you go out nymphing for a while or a float...then you come back and open the turn in the email and send it off and have some tri-tip then you go back out for the evening hatch..then you come back and start driniking.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:37 pm
by Itdepends
Is he feeling all right? He looks a bit pale.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:48 pm
by witpqs
And what sort of cigar is that? Is it a Cuban?
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 7:50 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: kaleun
Nice brown!
Yeah it is!
Fly fishing and AE would be a nice combination. You go out on the stream for the morning hatch then you come back to the cabin and send off a turn and get some lunch..then you go out nymphing for a while or a float...then you come back and open the turn in the email and send it off and have some tri-tip then you go back out for the evening hatch..then you come back and start driniking.
That sounds ah-fantastic! Hai! [&o] [8D]
[switches to goofy American-mens mode]
He said "nymphing". Fnar...fnar...[:D]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:56 pm
by zuluhour
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:57 pm
by zuluhour
[switches to goofy American-mens mode]
He said "nymphing". Fnar...fnar...[:D]
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+1 [:D]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:37 pm
by Cap Mandrake
You can never find a good nymph when you need it.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:46 pm
by Cap Mandrake
*********Dec. 15, 1941(c)*************
Arready Dec 15 And Japan-mens not yet capture Manira, Singapore or Hong Kong, Combined Freet Horiday Goff Tornament at Oaska is cancerred.
Manado S-boat know Japan-mens coming because they rook at OOB from Scenario 2 and idiot staff paint "MANADO" in big retters on side of convoy
Igasa Maru brow up rike gigantic Picoro Pete.
Sub attack near Manado at 75,99
Japanese Ships
xAK Igasa Maru, Torpedo hits 2, heavy damage
TB Hiyodori
PB Heiei Maru #7
Allied Ships
SS S-39, hits 2
Japanese ground losses:
54 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Massive explosion on xAK Igasa Maru.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:52 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Singkawing: If you not know, it on Borneo. Staff onry send company of SNRF. Japan-mens merht machine
guns kirring arr of white and some more brown devirs. We wait for more mens from Miri.
Ground combat at Singkawang (56,88)
Japanese Shock attack
Attacking force 506 troops, 3 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 14
Defending force 1074 troops, 8 guns, 4 vehicles, Assault Value = 29
Japanese adjusted assault: 16
Allied adjusted defense: 13
Japanese assault odds: 1 to 1 (fort level 0)
Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0
Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), disruption(-), preparation(-), morale(-)
experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)
Japanese ground losses:
44 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Allied ground losses:
28 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Assaulting units:
1st Sasebo SNLF Coy
Defending units:
West Borneo KNIL Battalion
Singkawang Base Force
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 1:30 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Situation near Fiji...Dec 15
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:03 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Singkawang:
Sinkawang? Is-ah this rerated to your nymphing?
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:05 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Situation near Fiji...Dec 15
"53rd Nava
l Guard"? What-ah the herr that??? [:@] "Will" end up here? [&:][:-]
We-ah start to ah-think maybe you not native-ah speakah. We carr Kampeitei.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 4:16 pm
by Mike McCreery
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
*********Dec. 15, 1941(c)*************
Arready Dec 15 And Japan-mens not yet capture Manira, Singapore or Hong Kong, Combined Freet Horiday Goff Tornament at Oaska is cancerred.
Manado S-boat know Japan-mens coming because they rook at OOB from Scenario 2 and idiot staff paint "MANADO" in big retters on side of convoy
Igasa Maru brow up rike gigantic Picoro Pete.
Sub attack near Manado at 75,99
Japanese Ships
xAK Igasa Maru, Torpedo hits 2, heavy damage
TB Hiyodori
PB Heiei Maru #7
Allied Ships
SS S-39, hits 2
Japanese ground losses:
54 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Massive explosion on xAK Igasa Maru.
I guess that was a gasa explosion
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 8:47 pm
by zuluhour
It appears you are now well below the equator, I would suggest a stop at Savusavu (no one EVER stops there) to get fresh pampers for garrison, after Fiji's taken.... of course.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 10:16 am
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: zuluhour
It appears you are now well below the equator, I would suggest a stop at Savusavu (no one EVER stops there) to get fresh pampers for garrison, after Fiji's taken.... of course.
Onry need pampers after crothes wear out...or for Korean-mens vorunteers.
Japan-mens not stop untir White Devirs com out to pray in South of Pacific. Arready ships reave Oasaka for Port Moresby and other praces for Norfork Isrand and Canton. Japan-mens have secret weapon to keep going and we not-ah buy from terevision ad either because we get rousy reception.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 10:23 am
by Cap Mandrake
*********Seaside Virra, Truk (Ruk)**********
Honorary Admirah Mandrake-san OK, here my question. How come we pick name for airpranes that-ah hard to say? "Kate"...OK..."Jake"...OK..."Ann-ah"...not-ah so bad...but "Varh".."Maberh"...and for rove of Odin..."Rirry"?
Beutifurh Rukanese womans in tropicarh uniform: Honorary Admirah Mandrake-san, Allies made up those names. It's an inside joke.
Honorary Admirah Mandrake-san Hory crap! You kidding, right?