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RE: Hello

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:09 pm
by Titanwarrior89
[&:][:)][8D][:D][;)][:@][:'(][:o][&o][>:][:(][:-][8|]


[8|] "FALL IN!! You Maggots!!

RE: Hello

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 8:00 pm
by Zap
looks as if everyone is looking for Marylee96. For five dollars I'll give you the clue to find her.

RE: Hello

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 8:36 pm
by Titanwarrior89
How many Ribs can I get for $2.93?[:(]

RE: Hello

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 8:45 pm
by Zap
ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

How many Ribs can I get for $2.93?[:(]


Specials are available.

RE: Hello

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 8:46 pm
by Titanwarrior89
[&o]

RE: Hello

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 9:21 pm
by shunwick
You lot have way too much time on your hands.

Best wishes,
Steve

RE: Hello

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:46 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: shunwick

You lot have way too much time on your hands.

Best wishes,
Steve
My hands have nothing on them. Honest, officer.

RE: Hello

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:14 am
by Zap
ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: shunwick

You lot have way too much time on your hands.

Best wishes,
Steve
My hands have nothing on them. Honest, officer.


Officer check his pockets

RE: Hello

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:35 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Zap

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: shunwick

You lot have way too much time on your hands.

Best wishes,
Steve
My hands have nothing on them. Honest, officer.


Officer check his pockets
Yes, I always keep my watch in there. So I can test Einstein's theory of pocket relativity.

RE: Hello

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:07 pm
by Orm
Que?

RE: Hello

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 2:34 pm
by Titanwarrior89
That is for sure. I am retarded...I mean retired.

RE: Hello

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:34 pm
by Titanwarrior89
Hey I found Marylee...she works at Walmart in Lubbock texas...Midnight stocker.....[&o]

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:42 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Hey I found Marylee...she works at Walmart in Lubbock texas...Midnight stocker.....[&o]
Does the '96' mean she was born in 1996, or that she is 96 years old?

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:47 am
by Orm
Perhaps it means that he is a Chinese spammer, who works 96 hours per week with posting spam.

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:10 am
by Zap
ORIGINAL: Orm

Perhaps it means that he is a Chinese spammer, who works 96 hours per week with posting spam.


Come on Orm! To me she will always be the one that got away.

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:50 am
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zap

ORIGINAL: Orm

Perhaps it means that he is a Chinese spammer, who works 96 hours per week with posting spam.


Come on Orm! To me she will always be the one that got away.
Soojan

Hans ofF zaPS. matylees96 is my Friends

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:00 am
by MrRoadrunner
Hey guys, back off.[:@]

MaryLee96 contacted me privately. She needed $5,000 to help her escape from China. She said if I sent the $5k she would give me a million dollars when she got to America.

I sent $10,000 because I could better use two million. I'm just waiting to hear back. So, please, do not scare her off.[:(]

RR

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:55 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: MrRoadrunner

Hey guys, back off.[:@]

MaryLee96 contacted me privately. She needed $5,000 to help her escape from China. She said if I sent the $5k she would give me a million dollars when she got to America.

I sent $10,000 because I could better use two million. I'm just waiting to hear back. So, please, do not scare her off.[:(]

RR
How much does MaryLee96 want to continue posting?

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:30 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: MrRoadrunner

Hey guys, back off.[:@]

MaryLee96 contacted me privately. She needed $5,000 to help her escape from China. She said if I sent the $5k she would give me a million dollars when she got to America.

I sent $10,000 because I could better use two million. I'm just waiting to hear back. So, please, do not scare her off.[:(]

RR
warspite1

Sounds like quite an investment. With that rate of return I don't suppose she's looking for a further cash injection? Can you put a word in for me I want in on that action.

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:24 pm
by Zap
ORIGINAL: MrRoadrunner

Hey guys, back off.[:@]

MaryLee96 contacted me privately. She needed $5,000 to help her escape from China. She said if I sent the $5k she would give me a million dollars when she got to America.

I sent $10,000 because I could better use two million. I'm just waiting to hear back. So, please, do not scare her off.[:(]

RR



Oh did she tell you that she is using the Mongolian Tugrit so she will take $420 of your money and give you in return 1,030,574.91 Mongolian Tugrits. She got the better end of the deal.[:D]