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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.

Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?

<faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.

Chickenboy-san made most Honorabre Mandrake-san commmit faceparm seppuku. Domo. Most honored. [&o]

Yankee-mens cross "T". Japan-admiruh not want spoir beautifurh T ceremony. Pran to cut own T rater.

Prease not-ah use articurhs or infintive forms. Japan-mens confused. Most-ah thanks. Hai.

Mandarake-san hear funny joke. Horses wark into bah...horses say "Why rong face:?

No, wait, bah tendeah say "Why rong face?" Hahahahha Mandarake-san make-ah joke wrong but stirr funny joke. See, horses have rong face unrike Japanese-mens so bah tendah not-ah undahstand why cone in. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mandarake-san rearn so much from wah. Whore wah worth arr of ....unfortunate things.

Back to Haha-Jima with you!

Whore wah? Chickenboy-san think-ah maybe use most honorabre coupons for mahket share?

hopefrurr there wirr be jerro? maybe some wiggering?

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

hopefrurr there wirr be jerro? maybe some wiggering?

This thread has gotten too silly, even for me. [8|]

While I find the Capt'n and Spry's AARs humorous, I have learned a lot as well....well more from uttah wah. LOL

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

hopefrurr there wirr be jerro? maybe some wiggering?

This thread has gotten too silly, even for me. [8|]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZKUozrBl4

Mandarake-san hire pest controrh guys for seaside virra on Truk Ragoon. Very friendry. Send messages arr of time. Way more than Mandarake-san honored ancestors or chirdrens.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarake-san hire pest controrh guys for seaside virra on Truk Ragoon. Very friendry. Send messages arr of time. Way more than Mandarake-san honored ancestors or chirdrens.

You can't Truck Rangoon to Mandrake!

****************August 15, 1942(d)*******************

Tongas: Japan-mens barges arrive Vaaauu-aa'uuauau and bring biggah ships. Arried-dogs arso bring biggah ships. Pretty good shooting but-ah Japan-mens bring Rong Rance. Technicarry, IJN win fight because keep fierd but-ah Austraria-mens put dents in Kumano.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 5,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Kumano, Shell hits 6
CL Kuma, Shell hits 2, on fire
CL Tatsuta, Shell hits 1
DD Yugumo
DD Hayashio
DD Wakaba, Shell hits 1
DD Nagatsuki
DD Hayate, Shell hits 1

Allied Ships
CL Perth, Shell hits 2, Torpedo hits 1
CL Ceres, Shell hits 2, on fire
DD Maury
DD Wilson, Shell hits 1

Barges stay on station and begin roading Japan-mens tonight. Tatsuya and some DD's stay around to herp.

Sakharin: Bettys from Honshu.

Morning Air attack on 302nd Rifle Regiment, at 126,43 (Shikuka)

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 25
Ki-27b Nate x 22

Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 4 damaged

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
34 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
20 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb
5 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

More.

Morning Air attack on 302nd Rifle Regiment, at 126,43 (Shikuka)

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 7 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 2 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 56
Ki-27b Nate x 13
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 14

Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
42 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
20 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb
35 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet *
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb

More

Morning Air attack on 2nd Rifle Brigade, at 126,43 (Shikuka)

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 46
Ki-27b Nate x 3
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 14

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 4 damaged

Allied ground losses:
35 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Russia-mens get same idea but-ah not work very werr.

Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 36 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 12 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 24
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 8

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 12

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 2 destroyed

Here come Russia-mens hordes. BANZAI! Rook rike Japan-mens hord Shikuka because herp coming from Honshu and Hokkaido.

Ground combat at Shikuka (126,43)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 16683 troops, 294 guns, 22 vehicles, Assault Value = 444

Defending force 10684 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 274

Allied adjusted assault: 76

Japanese adjusted defense: 258

Allied assault odds: 1 to 3 (fort level 2)

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
293 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 26 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Guns lost 8 (2 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
320 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 42 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Guns lost 10 (1 destroyed, 9 disabled)

Assaulting units:
79th Rifle Division
2nd Rifle Brigade
302nd Rifle Regiment
Special Rifle Corps
433rd Hvy Howitzer Regiment

Defending units:
Karafuto Mixed Brigade
85th Naval Guard Unit
38th Const Co
39th Const Co
56th JNAF AF Unit

Manchuoko: Medium bombahs switch ovah Mishan. Mostarry tanks so hard to brow up.

Ground combat at Shikuka (126,43)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 16683 troops, 294 guns, 22 vehicles, Assault Value = 444

Defending force 10684 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 274

Allied adjusted assault: 76

Japanese adjusted defense: 258

Allied assault odds: 1 to 3 (fort level 2)

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
293 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 26 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Guns lost 8 (2 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
320 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 42 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Guns lost 10 (1 destroyed, 9 disabled)

Assaulting units:
79th Rifle Division
2nd Rifle Brigade
302nd Rifle Regiment
Special Rifle Corps
433rd Hvy Howitzer Regiment

Defending units:
Karafuto Mixed Brigade
85th Naval Guard Unit
38th Const Co
39th Const Co
56th JNAF AF Unit