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ORIGINAL: Orm

Good morning, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Smegheads, Geniuses, Petty Officers, Gits, Explorers, Mammals, Marshals, Worms, Nerds, Admirals, Chickenboy, Sailors, and good morning to the rest of you as well. I hope you all have a nice day.

Good Morning!

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good morning, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Smegheads, Geniuses, Petty Officers, Gits, Explorers, Mammals, Marshals, Worms, Nerds, Admirals, Chickenboy, Sailors, and good morning to the rest of you as well. I hope you all have a nice day.

Some of us fall into more than one of the above categories. And some of us fall, period.

Smegheads? Is that from Red Dwarf?

Yes. Great show if you want to learn the English language. I got "git" from that show as well. Although, for some reason, they have not yet used "chickenboy".

I never saw it. I can understand English somewhat but I don't necessarily speak it that well. All of the different accents, you understand.

INP!

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

The result of my extremely brief and unscientific count of NPs is in!
Complaints will be placed in a circular plastic container and given all of the attention they deserve.


Nashvillen* 1,204,339

Chickenboy 34 (+ or minus 2.5)

Orm XVIII

rustysi 14

Lecivius 3 to the 3rd power + 7 mod 4

USSAmerica nein

Zovs 6

BBfanboy 5

witpqs 4

Zorch 3.14158

Grollub 2

RangerJoe naught

Warspite1 -1


*1,000,000,000 is subtracted for filler posts

Yup. Makes perfect sense to me. Counting sure looks about right.

I hereby accept the positive integer with the greatest positive nominal value as proof positive of my INP certitude and general all-around awesomeness. I so self-nominate.

Are there any seconds to my self-nomination?

I am sorry, but your self-nomination is rejected. The great, and awesome, Chickenboy has decided that self-nomination is not allowed.

No. That wasn't ever seconded, Ormster. So self-nomination is hereby still in vogue. Until it's not of course. These things move very quickly-do try to keep up. [:'(]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

INP!

Welcome Ranger Joe! Glad to have you spend more time on THE THREAD!!!











SPAMBOT!!! [:@]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
No. That wasn't ever seconded, Ormster. So self-nomination is hereby still in vogue. Until it's not of course. These things move very quickly-do try to keep up. [:'(]

The Boris Johnson approach to constitutional interpretation arrives on The THREAD!!!

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
No. That wasn't ever seconded, Ormster. So self-nomination is hereby still in vogue. Until it's not of course. These things move very quickly-do try to keep up. [:'(]

The Boris Johnson approach to constitutional interpretation arrives on The THREAD!!!

Did the Queen approve this one too? [;)]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
No. That wasn't ever seconded, Ormster. So self-nomination is hereby still in vogue. Until it's not of course. These things move very quickly-do try to keep up. [:'(]

The Boris Johnson approach to constitutional interpretation arrives on The THREAD!!!

Did the Queen approve this one too? [;)]

Which brings up the important question of who is the Queen of The THREAD!!!???

Or is The THREAD!!! a republic - although it could still join the Commonwealth to have the Queen as it's "head"?

If there is no Queen, then whoever wins The Thread!!! election can never kiss hands to be appointed?

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

INP!


Welcome Ranger Joe! Glad to have you spend more time on THE THREAD!!!

SPAMBOT!!! [:@]

Thank you. I just happened to see that there was space for an INP, [;)]

But winter is coming and I should have even more time here. Maybe I can post more pictures . . .
I am sure that Zorch would have something to saw about that . . .

edited to remove double quote.

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

INP!


Welcome Ranger Joe! Glad to have you spend more time on THE THREAD!!!

SPAMBOT!!! [:@]

Thank you. I just happened to see that there was space for an INP, [;)]

But winter is coming and I should have even more time here. Maybe I can post more pictures . . .
I am sure that Zorch would have something to saw about that . . .

edited to remove double quote.

Zorch came, he saw, he shuddered.

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

INP!


Welcome Ranger Joe! Glad to have you spend more time on THE THREAD!!!

SPAMBOT!!! [:@]

Thank you. I just happened to see that there was space for an INP, [;)]

But winter is coming and I should have even more time here. Maybe I can post more pictures . . .
I am sure that Zorch would have something to saw about that . . .

edited to remove double quote.

Zorch came, he saw, he shuddered.

I saw this. The driver did this on purpose and I guess that he had trouble getting out.

ORIGINAL: Telemecus
whoever wins The Thread!!! election

Well, you just ruled yourself out with this classic breach of protocol. We've no use for such uncouth barbarians that cannot or will not recognize the proper Queen's own for this thread. THE THREAD!!!

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe



Thank you. I just happened to see that there was space for an INP, [;)]

But winter is coming and I should have even more time here. Maybe I can post more pictures . . .
I am sure that Zorch would have something to saw about that . . .

edited to remove double quote.

Zorch came, he saw, he shuddered.

I saw this. The driver did this on purpose and I guess that he had trouble getting out.

A lot of drivers think having 4-wheel drive will get them through the snow no matter how deep. What they don't think of is that the deep snow that gets pushed under the middle of the vehicle lifts the tires off the ground. Shoveling out the compacted snow under a car takes a lot to time a cussing! (I carry a snow shovel in my vehicle to aid the people who get into this situation without having their own shovel - often ladies dressed in office attire including shoes unsuited to snow). Haven't yet found one that would take me home for a drink after!.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Zorch


Zorch came, he saw, he shuddered.

I saw this. The driver did this on purpose and I guess that he had trouble getting out.

(I carry a snow shovel in my vehicle to aid the people who get into this situation without having their own shovel - often ladies dressed in office attire including shoes unsuited to snow). Haven't yet found one that would take me home for a drink after!.

Either you have poor taste in road women, or you need to use more cologne. Try creating deeper snow drifts. [8D]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe



I saw this. The driver did this on purpose and I guess that he had trouble getting out.

(I carry a snow shovel in my vehicle to aid the people who get into this situation without having their own shovel - often ladies dressed in office attire including shoes unsuited to snow). Haven't yet found one that would take me home for a drink after!.

Either you have poor taste in road women, or you need to use more cologne. Try creating deeper snow drifts. [8D]

A man did this. I did not offer to help.

He should offer to take them home instead of digging them out . , ,

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Smegheads, Geniuses, Warrant Officers, Gits, Explorers, Mammals, Marshals, Worms, Nerds, Generals, Zorch, Soldiers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Smegheads, Geniuses, Warrant Officers, Gits, Explorers, Mammals, Marshals, Worms, Nerds, Generals, Zorch, Soldiers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.

Are those categories exclusive or can you be in more than one?

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Smegheads, Geniuses, Warrant Officers, Gits, Explorers, Mammals, Marshals, Worms, Nerds, Generals, Zorch, Soldiers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.

Are those categories exclusive or can you be in more than one?

I am not defining who you are, so yes, you can be in more than one.