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ORIGINAL: Schani59
I ran out of apologies.

I've some you can buy. Groups of 25 for all occasions. Shall I put you down for 2? [;)]

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

BTW, we have "Team Building" at work today... rafting on near-by river... and it will be raining... sub 20 degrees Centigrade... [8D]


Leo "Apollo11"

Excellent team building weather! Gets them huddling together to share body warmth. That gets the pheromones going and, well, team spirit just takes off! Clothes, even!

Oops, RJ already suggested this, but I see no need to wait until after the activity.

Good morning.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Schani59
I ran out of apologies.

I've some you can buy. Groups of 25 for all occasions. Shall I put you down for 2? [;)]

Are they little white apologies, or are they the whole enchilada type?

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

It is afternoon now!

[:)]

Good morning!

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Schani59
I ran out of apologies.

I've some you can buy. Groups of 25 for all occasions. Shall I put you down for 2? [;)]

Are they little white apologies, or are they the whole enchilada type?

Being as I'm down yonder in the southern part of the great State of Texas, they're the 'whole enchilada' type. When I was used to live in the upper midwest, they were of the 'kit and kaboodle' variety. I think Shani is looking for those.

The little white apologies are distinctly Canadian. To Whit:

Arrogant Worms
Forgive us we're Canadian


We always say we're sorry
We like to stand in line
When you ask us how we're doing
We always say "Just fine!"

Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.

We disagree on everything
But we try to be polite
We don't believe in violence
Except on hockey nights!
We've adopted European ways
Replacing yards with meters
But we still must ask the question,
"How many miles in a litre?"

Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.

We can talk for hours of end
About the constitution
Which is dry as toast but sure as heck
Beats war or revolution.
We don't much like to wave the flag
We find patriotism shocking
So we celebrate on Canada Day
By going cross-border shopping!

Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.

We know how to dress for winter
We're not afraid of snow!
And we love our country quietly
And hope Quebec won't go!

Forgive us, we're Canadian
And that some might think us bland
But there's nowhere that we'd rather live
Than this vast and frozen land!

Wow it’s still alive - impressive 🤗🙏

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.

Gonna ride across the river deep and wide
Ride across the river to the other side

INP. [8D]

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.

I've been demoted!

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers

Do non-mammalian earth dwellers not deserve a mention too? [:'(]

ORIGINAL: Telemecus

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers

Do non-mammalian earth dwellers not deserve a mention too? [:'(]

I am sure that they are included in the "rest of you" part.

Edit: Besides, if I had included "maggots", then someone surely had felt insulted. [;)]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.

I've been demoted!

Nah. You are included anyway. Gentleman, and genius comes to mind. [:)]

Good Morning! Have a good afternoon Orm! [:)]

Joe

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.

I've been demoted!

Nah. You are included anyway. Gentleman, and genius comes to mind. [:)]

Well thank you. I take back all those nasty things I said about you...