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Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:54 pm**

Tavoy bombardment hardly doing any damage without good recon (which is flying over central Siam) and without a CA or BB

Night Naval bombardment of Tavoy at 54,60

Allied Ships
CL De Ruyter
CL Sumatra
DD Warramunga

Runway hits 4
Port fuel hits 2

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:57 pm**

Jap raids over Nakon

Morning Air attack on Nakhon Ratchasima , at 58,61

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 11 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 30
Ki-48-Ib Lily x 27

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-48-Ib Lily: 1 damaged

Allied ground losses:
4 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Airbase hits 5
Airbase supply hits 5
Runway hits 11

and

Morning Air attack on Nakhon Ratchasima , at 58,61

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 6 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 1 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 26

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 7 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 13

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:03 pm**

Our attacks on the Jap unit moving on Nakon from the South

Morning Air attack on 23rd Nav Gd Unit , at 59,62 , near Nakhon Ratchasima

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 9,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
Blenheim VD x 12
Hurricane IIc Trop x 8
Liberator II x 9
Wellington Ic x 14

Allied aircraft losses
Liberator II: 1 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
108 casualties reported
Squads: 6 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 5 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

and

Morning Air attack on 23rd Nav Gd Unit , at 59,62 , near Nakhon Ratchasima

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 7 NM, estimated altitude 7,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 2 minutes

Allied aircraft
Beaufort I x 11
Blenheim IV x 10
Hurricane IIc Trop x 8

No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
63 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 3 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

and

Morning Air attack on 23rd Nav Gd Unit , at 59,62 , near Nakhon Ratchasima

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 15 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Allied aircraft
Vengeance I x 23

No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
66 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 3 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

and

Morning Air attack on 23rd Nav Gd Unit , at 59,62 , near Nakhon Ratchasima

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 5 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 1 minutes

Allied aircraft
Vengeance I x 16

No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
32 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:04 pm**

The Vengeance does a lot of damage to ground units without good flak

Posted: **Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:06 pm**

JJ drops more paras on Pakse but elements of 99th Indian have begun arriving by transport.

Ground combat at Pakse (63,64)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 835 troops, 3 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 23

Defending force 335 troops, 10 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 25

Japanese adjusted assault: 0

Allied adjusted defense: 19

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 99 (fort level 0)

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), op mode(-), preparation(-)
Attacker: shock(+), leaders(+), disruption(-), supply(-)

Japanese ground losses:
98 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 10 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
4th Raiding Rgt /1

Defending units:
99th Indian Bde /2
50th Indian Para Bde /1

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:25 pm**

Ever wonder why all the hearing impaired translators you see standing next to mayors and governors look like there were teleported in from Woodstock?

Was there a booth there? "FREE FOOD AND DRUGS FOR SIGN LANGUAGE TRANSLATORS"...then they go inside and there is a bright flash and they never come out?

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:03 pm**

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Ever wonder why all the hearing impaired translators you see standing next to mayors and governors look like there were teleported in from Woodstock?

Was there a booth there? "FREE FOOD AND DRUGS FOR SIGN LANGUAGE TRANSLATORS"...then they go inside and there is a bright flash and they never come out?

Nobody did it as well as Garrett Morris.

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:27 pm**

Chickenboy,

I had to google it, but you're right Garrett did have the best one.

T Rav

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:29 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Ever wonder why all the hearing impaired translators you see standing next to mayors and governors look like there were teleported in from Woodstock?

Was there a booth there? "FREE FOOD AND DRUGS FOR SIGN LANGUAGE TRANSLATORS"...then they go inside and there is a bright flash and they never come out?

Nobody did it as well as Garrett Morris.

Hilarious gag but if they tried that in 2020 the Twitter mob would have them off the air in 2 weeks and nobody on the show would ever get another gig.

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:13 pm**

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Ever wonder why all the hearing impaired translators you see standing next to mayors and governors look like there were teleported in from Woodstock?

Was there a booth there? "FREE FOOD AND DRUGS FOR SIGN LANGUAGE TRANSLATORS"...then they go inside and there is a bright flash and they never come out?

Nobody did it as well as Garrett Morris.

Hilarious gag but if they tried that in 2020 the Twitter mob would have them off the air in 2 weeks and nobody on the show would ever get another gig.

That's why stalwart classics like Blazing Saddles will never be remade. Pity. It's probably one of the best movies of the last 40 years.

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:18 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Nobody did it as well as Garrett Morris.

Hilarious gag but if they tried that in 2020 the Twitter mob would have them off the air in 2 weeks and nobody on the show would ever get another gig.

That's why stalwart classics like Blazing Saddles will never be remade. Pity. It's probably one of the best movies of the last 40 years.

You guys should patronize Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal PODcast (I subscribe via iTunes). Remember he was fired for a tsunami joke, one which was already circulating freely in Japan if I heard correctly.

A few months ago they had an episode dedicated to Blazing Saddles.

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:07 pm**

Argletonian,

Now you are going to make me look something up on google as well...

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:26 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Nobody did it as well as Garrett Morris.

Hilarious gag but if they tried that in 2020 the Twitter mob would have them off the air in 2 weeks and nobody on the show would ever get another gig.

That's why stalwart classics like Blazing Saddles will never be remade. Pity. It's probably one of the best movies of the last 40 years.

Pretty amazing considering it was released 46 years ago. [:D]

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:34 pm**

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hilarious gag but if they tried that in 2020 the Twitter mob would have them off the air in 2 weeks and nobody on the show would ever get another gig.

That's why stalwart classics like Blazing Saddles will never be remade. Pity. It's probably one of the best movies of the last 40 years.
Pretty amazing considering it was released 46 years ago. [:D]

Thanks for the correction, herr schwantzstuckerkopf. [:D]

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:36 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

That's why stalwart classics like Blazing Saddles will never be remade. Pity. It's probably one of the best movies of the last 40 years.
Pretty amazing considering it was released 46 years ago. [:D]

Thanks for the correction, herr schwantzstuckerkopf. [:D]

It takes one to know one. [8D]

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:44 pm**

ORIGINAL: Zorch
It takes one to know one. [8D]

Hai! Erm...Yawohl!

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:50 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
It takes one to know one. [8D]

Hai! Erm...Yawohl!

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:50 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
It takes one to know one. [8D]

Hai! Erm...Yawohl!

It is spelled with a "j" as in "Jawohl!"

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:54 pm**

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
It takes one to know one. [8D]

Hai! Erm...Yawohl!

It is spelled with a "j" as in "Jawohl!"

Hai! Erm...Arigato! Erm...Danke!

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:03 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Hai! Erm...Yawohl!

It is spelled with a "j" as in "Jawohl!"

Hai! Erm...Arigato! Erm...Danke!

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