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ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Diagnosed with AAADD

Recently, I was Diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
1) The car isn't washed
2) The bills aren't paid
3) There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
4) The flowers don't have enough water,
5) There is still only 1 check in my check book,
6) I can't find the remote,
7) I can't find my glasses,
8) And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.[>:]

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea

Steve,
Thought you might like this.

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Grump! [;)]

ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Might need bifocals soon. The young sales lady pointed out I can get lenses that don't show that they are bifocals. My inner urge to be anachronistic insists that I not avail myself of any such offer.

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

He lives in a high rise building[:D]

ORIGINAL: Misconduct

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Grump! [;)]

Can I offer to cut your lawn sir?

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea

ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Might need bifocals soon. The young sales lady pointed out I can get lenses that don't show that they are bifocals. My inner urge to be anachronistic insists that I not avail myself of any such offer.

As a long established geezer, the gradually changing no line bifocals are really nice for someone who stares at a computer screen half the day. Since you play WITP you automatically qualify as such a person.