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...a moive about Ghengas Kahn? When they offered me the part I thought "The Conqueror" was...

what my wife used to refer to me after we had a few gin an tonics and felt a little frisky. But I digress. What I really wanted to know was....

...Who was the man that shot Liberty Valance....

...behind the curtain. Rod was accused, but proved that at the time he was...

...in the study with the rope and Ms. Scarlett, they were playing a weird game of...

...pin the tail on...

...a pissed off midget who..

...was not able to pass the Bar exam. Years later he would look back on the incident with...

Regret...saying..this is re god damn diculous to his..

...over tasked mind. How can he pass the bar exam, when mother-in-law just passed away after that house fell on her. Though he thought that girl and her dog was really nice maybe he should...

have sung the lolly pop song with a little more enthusiasm and not leered so long at the good witch of the North as he skipped.....

Down the Yellow Brick Road of Regret

Wary of any flying monkees, as they had been known to consume massive quantities of prune juice and re-fried beans then fly overhead and drop....

(As a kid, I was terrified of those flying monkees. Who would put such hideous creatures in a children's movie?)

...dead.
 
Observing the uncountable number of dead monkeys littering the plains, John Wayne was moved to say:  "Pilgrim, we used to think them things wuz pigeons.  We called 'em "passenger pigeons," but they wuz really flying-sack-'o-crap monkeys."
 
"I hated them things too," the Wizard intoned.  "I had nightmares about 'em.  Who would put scary-a$$ed monkeys in a durn kid's show?"
 
"W'all, the same idjits that put that hideous 'queen' in Alice and Wonderland and had her screech, 'Off with their heads!'," Wayne said, then added:  "And what about clowns?  I hate them things!  Why, last week I saw one that looked like Helen Hunt after a...."
 
 

...horrible accident in a truck with that panty-waisted Colonial Marine name Hudson...

....III(LR). Crazy ass name if you ask me. I guess the immigration officer misspelled it when he got off the boat from Sicily. I don't think he fancied his first name either. He asked to be called Hudson "The Bull" III(LR). I just called him "Little Crap". Man, that made him angry. I gave him two fingers of Wild Turkey and....

then he refused to give me my fingers back resulting a half day visit to the emergency room where a sympathetic male nurse patched up the gap between my pinky and index finger by...

(Pretty sad. Now that Greyjoys AAR is on the slow bell this thread it the one I most frequently check..[X(])

....wrapping them up with some neon pink duct tape and put some crazy glue between the stumps, he then said....

This is the place you frequent most?! You need to...

go get me some matches and when that doctor goes to sleep we'll stick a couple between his toes and........