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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.

ORIGINAL: **budd**

forest gump

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.

ORIGINAL: **budd**

Grand torino ?

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.

ORIGINAL: **budd**

[man#1 has put his gun down to fist fight with man#2]
man#1: I used to box for Oxford.
man#2: Oh, yeah?
[man#2 quickly picks up man#1 gun, and points it at him]
man#2: I used to kill for the CIA.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Eighty-six carats.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: London.
Person 2: London?
Person 1: London.
Person 3: London?
Person 1: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ******* Poppins... LONDON.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Eighty-six carats.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: London.
Person 2: London?
Person 1: London.
Person 3: London?
Person 1: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ******* Poppins... LONDON.

A stonking good film-Snatch.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

Lethal Weapon?

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that?
Person 2: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

Lethal Weapon?

warspite1

No - not Lethal Weapon.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy



Lethal Weapon?

warspite1

No - not Lethal Weapon.

warspite1

Clue: This film should go down as a modern classic - if that is not already the case - great actors, great story, a real classy production.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

The Incredibles?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Mary Poppins?