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RE: Hello

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:42 pm
by Orm
Low? Hai!

RE: Hello

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:24 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Orm

Hai.
Hai? Low!

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Ein? Klein? Nachtmusik!

RE: Hello

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:05 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Orm

Hai.
Hai? Low!

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Ein? Klein? Nachtmusik!
Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper!

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RE: Hello

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:53 pm
by x2oop
Somehow I overlooked this thread, so maybe it's good idea to fix it now and say hello to all! [:)]

RE: Hello

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:24 pm
by RangerJoe
Hello.

RE: Hello

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:45 pm
by Zap
ORIGINAL: x2oop

Somehow I overlooked this thread, so maybe it's good idea to fix it now and say hello to all! [:)]


Hello and welcome. do you know Marylee96? He/She/ has been very evasive

RE: Hello

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:03 pm
by demyansk
I forgot all about marylee, we've had some imposters.

RE: Hello

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:19 pm
by Gilmer
ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

You say good bye and I say hello

Hello, Hello - I don't know why you say good bye I say Hello

Man I really like Pink Floyd. He was awesome.

RE: Hello

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:37 pm
by Zorch
There is a cover band called 'Which One's Pink?'

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:45 pm
by x2oop
Hello and welcome. do you know Marylee96? He/She/ has been very evasive
Unfortunately not. Is he/she some kind of famous person here?

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:48 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: x2oop
Hello and welcome. do you know Marylee96? He/She/ has been very evasive
Unfortunately not. Is he/she some kind of famous person here?
warspite1

Marylee is Zorch's ahem... lady friend. Sadly Zorch is dyslexic and he only befriended her online because he thought she was named Marylee69*






*allegedly.

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:19 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: x2oop
Hello and welcome. do you know Marylee96? He/She/ has been very evasive
Unfortunately not. Is he/she some kind of famous person here?
warspite1

Marylee is Zorch's ahem... lady friend. Sadly Zorch is dyslexic and he only befriended her online because he thought she was named Marylee69*

*allegedly.
I can neither confirm nor deny that baseless, false, and defamatory allegation.
However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:38 pm
by RangerJoe
Okay zorch, you are not dyslexic. You can still misread numbers . . .

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:45 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Okay zorch, you are not dyslexic. You can still misread numbers . . .
Maybe that's why my bank is so upset?

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:18 pm
by Lecivius
Good Grief, is this thing still here??? [&:]

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:20 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Lecivius

Good Grief, is this thing still here??? [&:]


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RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:40 pm
by RangerJoe
quote:

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Okay zorch, you are not dyslexic. You can still misread numbers . . .


Maybe that's why my bank is so upset?

Take a pin and punch out part of the numbers on the check that are written in magnetic ink. Turn an 8 into a 3 or a 4 or a 9 or a 6 or a 1. Put a little wet rust on other numbers to change them as well . . .

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:10 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
quote:

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Okay zorch, you are not dyslexic. You can still misread numbers . . .


Maybe that's why my bank is so upset?

Take a pin and punch out part of the numbers on the check that are written in magnetic ink. Turn an 8 into a 3 or a 4 or a 9 or a 6 or a 1. Put a little wet rust on other numbers to change them as well . . .
Gee what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? It's so must better than photocopying $1 bills.

You can write me at:
TwentyToForty
Inmate #314159
Federal Penitentiary
Leavenworth, KS

RE: Hello

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:30 pm
by RangerJoe


There was a guy in the 1800s who gold plated V nickles and bought things costing less than 5 cents. Often he would receive change for a 5 dollar gold piece - sometimes including more of those V nickles. He was finally caught by the Secret Service, tried, and found not guilty. How? He never said that they were 5 dollar gold pieces - he was mute!

RE: Hello

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:08 am
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch

However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.
warspite1

For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.

Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.