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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,spam,love the Spam with Black Pepper special edition they do.
 
 
BTW Porrige is Scottish,they have some serious dietry issues up there![:D][:D][:D][:D]

ORIGINAL: ravinhood

Ok who cuts cantalopes in half spoons out the seeds and puts their favorite icecream in the center and eat the whole thing? I personally like vanilla ice cream the best, but, strawberry isn't bad either.

Now that sounds good! Might have to give that a try

A favorite breakfast round our house is fried spam with fried rice and eggs, sunny side up.

ORIGINAL: String

Blood pudding and blood sausage are some of the best and coolest things a man can eat. It contains blood afterall! [8D]

And tbh, it's mostly a europewide thing, most nations have their versions of some kind of a blood food. Dates back to the good old days when an animal slaughtered was used up 100%.

So Europe is populated by Klingons? We always knew Vampirism was a European tradition, but we thought it was resticted to Transylvania. We have some primitive people in North America that subsist on blubber and compete with scavengers for the top spot on the food chain. We call them "Canadians". Some of them still speak the grunting, neandertal era language of their aborigine European ancestors. It is amusing when they attempt modern English. Apparently their characteristic round heads and lack of a neck prevent them from prounouncing vowel sound properly.

I thought the entire purpose behind Spam was to use the entrails and other unidentifiable meat sources and still call it 'ham' or a 'by-product of ham' for consumer purposes

No, that would be Armor Treat. That is a cheap imitation found only on the discount shelves of your Piggly Wiggly. It's fit only for dogs and Scots. Genuine Spam is twice the price and contains four times the real saturated fats essential to good nutrition.


We also practice better living through chemistry and technology. It takes a gourmand to realize high fructose corn syrup and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil can be combined to make sophisticated entrees never imagined in primitive blood drinking nations. Delicious treats such as Cheetos and Moon Pies could only be produced by American technology.

ORIGINAL: Doggie

It is amusing when they attempt modern English. Apparently their characteristic round heads and lack of a neck prevent them from prounouncing vowel sound properly.

Not true doggie!
I have relations from Canada and they say "A" all the time!

1. Peanut butter on a spoon dipped in bread crumbs
2. Ranch dressing on French (Freedom[:'(]) Fries (Got this from the wife)
3. Malt vinegar on French Fries
4. Sour Cream and cottage cheese cassarole (Old Russian dish)
5. Hot pepper powder on pop corn

mmmmmmmm MOON PIES!! man I really like those things.