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ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

That would be if he told her the swaetshirt made her look fat. [X(]

ORIGINAL: Charles_22

I met a lady geezer at Walmart today. Perhaps I was older than her, difficult to tell, but she had the symptoms down in over'drive' so to speak. The one thing I absolutely hate about Walmart is those idiotic motorized carts that so many lazy people hop aboard. At first, I thought her geezerhood was confined to herself, but later I met somebody else, or at least I think it was somebody else, who was doing the exact same thing. What was that you ask? She was backing the bucket of bolts up about every minute, therefore it would emit that awful "world look out, I'm backing up now" beep. I didn't get a good look at her, because I try real hard to not look at people that disgust me. I'm maybe four rows down from her and was still hearing it.

So, wouldn't you know it, she got in my grocery line. At least I thought it was her. I'm not sure it was though, because the otherwise piercing alert noise was very muffled. Either she broke it with overuse or it was not her. Just like a geezer though, things just had to be made more annoying, so this lady was backing at the increased rate of every 30 seconds at that point. Now why on earth would you keep backing up while you're waiting in line, unless you're some weirdo that gets off on annoying people? It's too bad I wasn't in one of those things myself, then maybe I would had thrown the thing into reverse and pretend that I couldn't get it out of reverse and ram into her. That would be sweet and it would also confirm myself in a higher geezerhood, that being the inability to control something electronic. 

Motorized carts?!?!?!

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

I nominate the even tempered, kind, and all around nice guy Comrade Stalin. [:)]

Say "Nyet" and he will send you to the gulag[:-]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

That would be if he told her the swaetshirt made her look fat. [X(]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

[:@] Dailey Grump!!!!![:@]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

[:@] Dailey Grump!!!!![:@]

As in the mayor?

In my day we took the time to spell check. [8D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

[:@] Dailey Grump!!!!![:@]

As in the mayor?

In my day we took the time to spell check. [8D]

Indeed! Are you saying that the old crook (not his son, the young crook) wasn't a geezer? Spell check will tell you if the word or name is spelled right. It doesn't tell you if you chose the right one.You never heard the poem "ode to spell-check"? [:D]

ORIGINAL: swift

to add something to your grumpyness:

you lost 2 MSW [:'(]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: swift

to add something to your grumpyness:

you lost 2 MSW [:'(]

In exchange for how many subs, and how many of your MSW's?

I like this exchange rate.[:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ODE TO SPELL CHECKERS
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace, Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuz Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

(circulated on the Internet: orignal author unknown) [:D][:D][:D]

ORIGINAL: swift

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: swift

to add something to your grumpyness:

you lost 2 MSW [:'(]

In exchange for how many subs, and how many of your MSW's?

I like this exchange rate.[:D]

it is 1944,
what do you expect from my not shark-like subs....at least they hit a CVE this time [:'(]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ODE TO SPELL CHECKERS
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace, Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuz Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

(circulated on the Internet: orignal author unknown) [:D][:D][:D]

Well, it helps to know grammar too[:D]