RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:20 am
If the world ends on the 21st, do they have the internet in heaven?
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RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:58 am
who says you'll be travelling that direction.... and you've gotta believe hell definitely has the net
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:04 am
ORIGINAL: Southern_land
who says you'll be travelling that direction.... and you've gotta believe hell definitely has the net
But dial up only. And Windows Vista.
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:15 pm
.ORIGINAL: Aurelian
ORIGINAL: Southern_land
who says you'll be travelling that direction.... and you've gotta believe hell definitely has the net
But dial up only. And Windows Vista.
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:43 pm
Top reasons the world won't or can't end....
10. I haven't seen all the porn on the internet yet.[:D]
9. Stallone might make another Rocky movie titled "Rocky 8: Dude, where's my ear" starring Ashton Kutcher and Mike Tyson.
8. Not before the SUPERBOWL!!![X(]
7. Not done watching Linsay Lohan crash and burn.
6. Can't end till Sheldon Cooper gets some luvin' from Amy.
5. Not until some other form of pop music pushes hip hop out of the mainstream. Would be ashamed to die otherwise. What will future aliens think when they dig through the rubble. [8|]
4. Curious to see actually how long the Rolling Stones continue to tour. I mean, those dudes are so old one could keel over anytime. Its like a car crash you can't help staring at. See #7 above.
3. I haven't finished one single WitP campaign yet!
2. I haven't seen my wife make it with another chick yet. At my age the odds are less than zero...pretty much at any age really. [:D]
1. See #10 above![:D]
Happy Holidays everyone! Pray for Peace. Prepare for whatever you deem appropriate.
10. I haven't seen all the porn on the internet yet.[:D]
9. Stallone might make another Rocky movie titled "Rocky 8: Dude, where's my ear" starring Ashton Kutcher and Mike Tyson.
8. Not before the SUPERBOWL!!![X(]
7. Not done watching Linsay Lohan crash and burn.
6. Can't end till Sheldon Cooper gets some luvin' from Amy.
5. Not until some other form of pop music pushes hip hop out of the mainstream. Would be ashamed to die otherwise. What will future aliens think when they dig through the rubble. [8|]
4. Curious to see actually how long the Rolling Stones continue to tour. I mean, those dudes are so old one could keel over anytime. Its like a car crash you can't help staring at. See #7 above.
3. I haven't finished one single WitP campaign yet!
2. I haven't seen my wife make it with another chick yet. At my age the odds are less than zero...pretty much at any age really. [:D]
1. See #10 above![:D]
Happy Holidays everyone! Pray for Peace. Prepare for whatever you deem appropriate.
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:37 pm
I can't see the Hobbit until after the 21st. If I can't see it because the world blows up, I will pay the Mayans a visit in the after life.....
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:27 pm
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:19 pm
ORIGINAL: Empire101
The average thought process of the consumer generation coming to terms with the end..........
I was thinking: "why the hell did I pay the mortgage?!"
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:07 am
Ok. I saw the Hobbit. Now the world can go. [:D]
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:44 am
I haven't so no it cannot.
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:24 pm
ORIGINAL: Max 86
Top reasons the world won't or can't end....
10. I haven't seen all the porn on the internet yet.[:D]
9. Stallone might make another Rocky movie titled "Rocky 8: Dude, where's my ear" starring Ashton Kutcher and Mike Tyson.
8. Not before the SUPERBOWL!!![X(]
7. Not done watching Linsay Lohan crash and burn.
6. Can't end till Sheldon Cooper gets some luvin' from Amy.
5. Not until some other form of pop music pushes hip hop out of the mainstream. Would be ashamed to die otherwise. What will future aliens think when they dig through the rubble. [8|]
4. Curious to see actually how long the Rolling Stones continue to tour. I mean, those dudes are so old one could keel over anytime. Its like a car crash you can't help staring at. See #7 above.
3. I haven't finished one single WitP campaign yet!
2. I haven't seen my wife make it with another chick yet. At my age the odds are less than zero...pretty much at any age really. [:D]
1. See #10 above![:D]
Happy Holidays everyone! Pray for Peace. Prepare for whatever you deem appropriate.
Hmm, lets see.
#10. No one has.
#9. please NO!
#8 We already had a superbowl this year.
#7. Really?
#6 Amy would give it up to Sheldon anytime. Sheldon doesn't want it or doesn't know what to do with it. Did he ever read that book they gave him?
#5 Didn't hip hop die with the NBA?
#4 They all died years ago, those are Disney animatronics that you are seeing up on stage now.
#3 You may have me on this one, I'll get back to you. Wait shouldn't you be playing WITP-AE now?
#2 Well here's proof that you haven't seen all the porn on the internet.
#1 As above, give it up, no one has or ever will.
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:28 pm
ORIGINAL: catwhoorg
I haven't so not it cannot.
So, it can. Love double negatives.
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:59 pm
ORIGINAL: fodder
ORIGINAL: catwhoorg
I haven't so not it cannot.
So, it can. Love double negatives.
I have no idea what you are talking about
[;)]
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:56 pm
But you have still two more films to see about the adventures of The Hobbit.ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
Ok. I saw the Hobbit. Now the world can go. [:D]
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:30 pm
Top reasons the world won't or can't end....
10. I haven't seen all the porn on the internet yet.
9. Stallone might make another Rocky movie titled "Rocky 8: Dude, where's my ear" starring Ashton Kutcher and Mike Tyson.
8. Not before the SUPERBOWL!!!
7. Not done watching Linsay Lohan crash and burn.
6. Can't end till Sheldon Cooper gets some luvin' from Amy.
5. Not until some other form of pop music pushes hip hop out of the mainstream. Would be ashamed to die otherwise. What will future aliens think when they dig through the rubble.
4. Curious to see actually how long the Rolling Stones continue to tour. I mean, those dudes are so old one could keel over anytime. Its like a car crash you can't help staring at. See #7 above.
3. I haven't finished one single WitP campaign yet!
2. I haven't seen my wife make it with another chick yet. At my age the odds are less than zero...pretty much at any age really.
1. See #10 above!
There's PORN on the internet?
Does the Westboro Baptist Church know about this?
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:02 am
With the world about to end I wish to leave my colleagues on good terms.
I have offered to work in the office between Christmas and New Year.
Little do they know! he he he !
(With apoligies to Alex)
I have offered to work in the office between Christmas and New Year.
Little do they know! he he he !
(With apoligies to Alex)
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:15 am
One more day is all you have, enjoy it! 
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:38 am
warspite1ORIGINAL: fodder
One more day is all you have, enjoy it!
I'm afraid..I've never been so afraid...but at least I have a husband [:)]
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:52 am
warspite1ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: fodder
One more day is all you have, enjoy it!
I'm afraid..I've never been so afraid...but at least I have a husband [:)]
Damn - I mixed my lines up. Now with the full scene:
[Randy is crying]
Rumack: Randy, are you all right?
Randy: Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
Rumack: We're going to make it, you've got to believe that.
[a woman passenger comes in]
Mrs. Hammen: Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
Rumack: Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?
Mrs. Hammen: Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.
Sheer. Comedy. Genius [&o]
RE: Ten days till the end of the world!!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:57 am
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: fodder
One more day is all you have, enjoy it!
I'm afraid..I've never been so afraid...but at least I have a husband [:)]
Damn - I mixed my lines up. Now with the full scene:
[Randy is crying]
Rumack: Randy, are you all right?
Randy: Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
Rumack: We're going to make it, you've got to believe that.
[a woman passenger comes in]
Mrs. Hammen: Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
Rumack: Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?
Mrs. Hammen: Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.
Sheer. Comedy. Genius [&o]
Smooth move.
