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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:49 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

ORIGINAL: parusski



After putting the melons in the microwave??

Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...

Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D]

I aim to please. I know you are all counting on me.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:05 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

ORIGINAL: parusski



After putting the melons in the microwave??

Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...

Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D]

I aim to please. I know you are all counting on me.
warspite1

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:49 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy




Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D]

I aim to please. I know you are all counting on me.
warspite1

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Thanks M'C. I knew you were all counting on me.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:55 pm
by wodin
You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:04 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: wodin

You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..

No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:17 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: wodin

You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..

No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to.
warspite1

I just wanted to say, Good Luck - we're all counting on you.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:26 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: wodin

You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..

No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to.
warspite1

I just wanted to say, Good Luck - we're all counting on you.

Thanks. I never want to let down the people who are counting on me. I will continue my diligent work.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:28 pm
by Zorch
But what if they're counting on you to let them down?

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:31 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: Zorch

But what if they're counting on you to let them down?

Good question Zorch. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:43 pm
by wodin
Peruvian Torch are my favourite..pressure cooker and a weekend needed.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:42 am
by Zorch
How about sniffing glue?


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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:32 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

1. I am old....er.
2. I drink alot of coffee
3. I like to sit now, when doing number 2 above.
4. I would want free games[:)]
5. I may show up late now, well probley most of the time.[:(]
6. Open Cell phone use....
7. And sleep at my desk.....big desk
8. A desk bigger than Erik's
9. Believe everything on my resume.
10.Last but not least, never ever stress me out and must be home to watch the Big Bang Theory.[:o]
Maybe you should run for a political position?

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:50 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: Zorch

How about sniffing glue?


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I made the mistake of quitting that too.

Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:15 pm
by Titanwarrior89
If u don't get caught. But no benefits or 401k.[:-][:(]
ORIGINAL: Zorch

How about sniffing glue?


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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:51 am
by ilovestrategy
ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Zorch

How about sniffing glue?


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I made the mistake of quitting that too.

Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Do you ever watch gladiator movies?


I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:16 pm
by Anthropoid
From Gary's thread . . .

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1. The details of my life are inconsequential . . .
2. If given an offer, I would insist on a retainer of one hundred Beellionh dollars.
3. You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star."
4. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, its breathtaking I suggest you try it.
5. Share? I'm the head of an Evil Organization, I don't share; okay you fricking idiot?
6. I only came on this forum as a platform to voice my aspirations for world domination.
7. I relish the sort of general malaise that only the genius posess and the insane lament.
8. I love toe cleavage.
9. You'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure that every creature deserves a warm meal *snicker*
10. And the best part of this plan is? . . . no one can stop me. Not even Erik Rutins Mwahahah! Mwhahaha! Mwahahah!

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:21 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Zorch

How about sniffing glue?


Image

I made the mistake of quitting that too.

Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Do you ever watch gladiator movies?


I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.

Watch gladiator movies? My boy, I STAR in them.


RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:24 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

ORIGINAL: parusski




I made the mistake of quitting that too.

Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Do you ever watch gladiator movies?


I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.

Watch gladiator movies. My boy, I STAR in them.

warspite1

Tis true. Parusski played Kirk Douglas' cod piece

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:34 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy





Do you ever watch gladiator movies?


I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.

Watch gladiator movies. My boy, I STAR in them.

warspite1

Tis true. Parusski played Kirk Douglas' cod piece

[&o]

Okay, you win round 12,233.

RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:41 pm
by Zorch
What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!