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RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:49 pm
by ilovestrategy
Warspite, thanks for the heart attack at risk breakfast laced with crystal meth. Tomorrow I may feel horrible but right now I'm happy. [:D]
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:53 pm
by Rtwfreak
You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?
I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair! [:D]
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:54 pm
by wodin
Crystal meth....well thats me bagsy seconds..
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:02 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
Warspite, thanks for the heart attack at risk breakfast laced with crystal meth. Tomorrow I may feel horrible but right now I'm happy. [:D]
warspite1
You're welcome - glad you enjoyed it [:)]
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:03 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak
You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?
I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair! [:D]
I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.
I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:07 pm
by warspite1
Right I've watched Corrie and so now I'm just off to the kitchen to make a nice cup of tea. Oh and I might get some chocolate too. I will be giving chocolate up for lent so best make the most of it while I can. Anyone want anything while I'm out there?
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:11 pm
by wodin
A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:16 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: wodin
A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..
warspite1
Meth's gone mate - Brazilian do you instead?
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:18 pm
by Rtwfreak
Oh I thought of some for the ladies. Cherries, finger foods and muffins. [:D]
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:20 pm
by wodin
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: wodin
A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..
warspite1
Meth's gone mate - Brazilian do you instead?
Erm..afghanny brown please mate..
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:20 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: wodin
ORIGINAL: parusski
Dear Lord, I just lost my appetite.[:-][:-][:-]
What Dear Sir is wrong with this lovely english fry up?
Toms? Black pudding? Just stick a finger your throat and puke. I would rather eat that.
warspite1
Toms? Aren't they prostitutes?
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:22 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak
Oh I thought of some for the ladies. Cherries, finger foods and muffins. [:D]
warspite1
Or Kit-kat. I'm a gent and always ask how many fingers they would like
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:28 pm
by wodin
tinned prostitute...hmm...sounds abit Ripperish.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:30 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: wodin
tinned prostitute...hmm...sounds abit Ripperish.
warspite1
Now you come to mention it, the tin label says Produce of Whitechapel....... Sell by Date says Best Before December 1888......
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:31 pm
by Rtwfreak
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak
You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?
I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair! [:D]
I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.
I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.
That's kind of funny that you said that about my brother. Most intelligent people can figure out the joke before the end. Fortunately most people that goto watch comedians aren't.
I once had a heckler in the audience like that who would finish just about every joke I was telling, kinda ruined them don'tcha know? So, I started doing Yer Mama jokes and of course he started finishing them one after the other and then after oh 5 or 6 I said "You do know that we're talking about your mama?" The crowd went wild.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:46 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak
You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?
I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair! [:D]
I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.
I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.
That's kind of funny that you said that about my brother. Most intelligent people can figure out the joke before the end. Fortunately most people that goto watch comedians aren't.
I once had a heckler in the audience like that who would finish just about every joke I was telling, kinda ruined them don'tcha know? So, I started doing Yer Mama jokes and of course he started finishing them one after the other and then after oh 5 or 6 I said "You do know that we're talking about your mama?" The crowd went wild.
Now I did not see that coming.
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped off the curb I tried to swerve around her but I ran out of gas!
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:25 am
by ilovestrategy
my favorite has always been "your mama is so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company". Some kid told me that years ago and I never forgot it.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:37 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
my favorite has always been "your mama is so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company". Some kid told me that years ago and I never forgot it.
That is funny.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:35 pm
by warspite1
Kitchen is closed
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:24 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Kitchen is closed
No, it is not.