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Shaddock,

I donate all of my spare change to the local Orphanage.

They take waifs and strays...

and turn them into valued members of my Legions of Terror...

As you can appreciate, this is important work for the New World Order that will accompany my ascension...


Best wishes,
Steve

ahhh yes, the raising and training of raw recruits must co-inside with proper planning of your world conquest!

While taking out the rubbish on Boxing Day, I put on a ratty old coat that I hadn't used for a while and found £1 in the pocket. The gaming tin now stands at £15 and means that my Quest for World Domination will begin in 175 weeks time.

Sadly, Santa did not bring me any loot to add to the gaming tin but a Tesco's gift card instead (gratefully received). Santa also brought me Rome Total War Gold + Alexander and, somewhat surprisingly, I am enjoying this immensely.

Hope you all had a good Christmas and I wish you all a Happy New Year!

Best wishes,
Steve

I'd like to paypal a $1 for your tin. I hope it will assure me a place somewhere above menial laborer.

ORIGINAL: Feurer Krieg

I'd like to paypal a $1 for your tin. I hope it will assure me a place somewhere above menial laborer.

Feurer Krieg,

I certainly appreciate the kind thought. When my Legions of Terror have conquered the world and my Secret Police have rounded you up and put you against the wall to be shot, I shall put in a good word for you. How effective that will be I cannot tell. You know how Secret Police are...

Best wishes,
Steve

Will $2 be enough to land me a job IN the Secret Police?

How much to command some of your minions? [:D]

ORIGINAL: Feurer Krieg

Will $2 be enough to land me a job IN the Secret Police?

Feurer Krieg,

For $2 I shall consider the possibility of putting a stamp on your stay of execution.

Best wishes,
Steve

ORIGINAL: Numdydar

How much to command some of your minions? [:D]

Numdydar,

Let me make this perfectly clear. Nobody gets to play with ... er... I mean command my minions apart from ME. They are all MINE!

Best wishes,
Steve

ORIGINAL: shunwick

ORIGINAL: Numdydar

How much to command some of your minions? [:D]

Numdydar,

Let me make this perfectly clear. Nobody gets to play with ... er... I mean command my minions apart from ME. They are all MINE!

Best wishes,
Steve

warspite1

shunwick, did you know that one of your minnions has one leg shorter than the other? - poor lamb...

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: shunwick

ORIGINAL: Numdydar

How much to command some of your minions? [:D]

Numdydar,

Let me make this perfectly clear. Nobody gets to play with ... er... I mean command my minions apart from ME. They are all MINE!

Best wishes,
Steve

warspite1

shunwick, did you know that one of your minnions has one leg shorter than the other? - poor lamb...

Warspite1,

Limpy is one of my most trusted Lieutenants (pronounced correctly). I am, of course, an Equal Opportunities employer.

Best wishes,
Steve

ORIGINAL: shunwick

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: shunwick



Numdydar,

Let me make this perfectly clear. Nobody gets to play with ... er... I mean command my minions apart from ME. They are all MINE!

Best wishes,
Steve

warspite1

shunwick, did you know that one of your minnions has one leg shorter than the other? - poor lamb...

Warspite1,

Limpy is one of my most trusted Lieutenants (pronounced correctly). I am, of course, an Equal Opportunities employer.

Best wishes,
Steve

warspite1

Ah yes of course, I should have known - equal opportunities and all that, what? [Best Lord Melchett voice] So long as she's not Welsh.....

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: shunwick

ORIGINAL: Numdydar

How much to command some of your minions? [:D]

Numdydar,

Let me make this perfectly clear. Nobody gets to play with ... er... I mean command my minions apart from ME. They are all MINE!

Best wishes,
Steve

warspite1

shunwick, did you know that one of your minnions has one leg shorter than the other? - poor lamb...

I am not sure that you are correct My Lord Warspite1. It might just be that the photo makes one leg look shorter. But I can help you out by examining the Lady's leg closely and thereby determine the length of the legs.

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: shunwick



Numdydar,

Let me make this perfectly clear. Nobody gets to play with ... er... I mean command my minions apart from ME. They are all MINE!

Best wishes,
Steve

warspite1

shunwick, did you know that one of your minnions has one leg shorter than the other? - poor lamb...

I am not sure that you are correct My Lord Warspite1. It might just be that the photo makes one leg look shorter. But I can help you out by examining the Lady's leg closely and thereby determine the length of the legs.

warspite1

The selflessness of that act confirms that you are indeed a rare gent Ormster. Please feel free to take as long as you need in your examination [&o].

Just one word of advice. I would make sure that you ask the young lady's permission first, lest she get a tad annoyed by your presumption and proceed to blow your head off [X(]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1


warspite1

shunwick, did you know that one of your minnions has one leg shorter than the other? - poor lamb...

I am not sure that you are correct My Lord Warspite1. It might just be that the photo makes one leg look shorter. But I can help you out by examining the Lady's leg closely and thereby determine the length of the legs.

warspite1

The selflessness of that act confirms that you are indeed a rare gent Ormster. Please feel free to take as long as you need in your examination [&o].

Just one word of advice. I would make sure that you ask the young lady's permission first, lest she get a tad annoyed by your presumption and proceed to blow your head off [X(]

I'll make sure to ask My Lord Shunwick for permission to examine his minion before I make a thorough examination to document proof of the length of the two objects in question.

Any chance you can borrow from the gaming tin to buy the game sooner and pay back £1 per week after the game is bought?

By the way, do you have a Paypal or similar account for donations to your gaming bin?

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm



I am not sure that you are correct My Lord Warspite1. It might just be that the photo makes one leg look shorter. But I can help you out by examining the Lady's leg closely and thereby determine the length of the legs.

warspite1

The selflessness of that act confirms that you are indeed a rare gent Ormster. Please feel free to take as long as you need in your examination [&o].

Just one word of advice. I would make sure that you ask the young lady's permission first, lest she get a tad annoyed by your presumption and proceed to blow your head off [X(]

I'll make sure to ask My Lord Shunwick for permission to examine his minion before I make a thorough examination to document proof of the length of the two objects in question.

Orm,

Since this is still the season of goodwill, I was inclined to grant your request. Even Limpy was happy to consider the possibility once she realized it was (in her own words) "ze sexy Swede Orm" not "ze lecherous Brit Warspite1" who was asking.

However, I regret to inform you that Limpy's "Special Friend" Agnes...





.... said.... No!!!!

Sorry about that...

Best wishes,
Steve