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To small pointy nosed mammal soon to be consumed by white phosphorus,

You've faced Hetzer (that soft-hearted, fuzzy minded, wimp) and now you want to piss ME off? (sound of twin power-axes being sharpened)

ah bring it on! my blade can cut right through a tosses engine! and still blow it up! (of course my router is goin nuts this week so if i can do it it'll be next week :p )

Ummmm. My coming online schedule is being delayed by like, three months. The reason for this is secret, but I know y'all understand.

But when I return, not even the most patien mentoring of Grond or Hetz will save anyone from my almighty wrath. So sayeth Corrin, Prince of the realm of earth, Master of all he surveys.

Hope this doesn't post twice - stupid thing.

Looks like my return might be coinciding pretty closely with yours, PC, if things keep going as well as they are now. I'm trying to get back sooner, but...you never know.

Oh, good. Only posted once.

yeah yeah yeah i don't fear no **** god or anything else for that matter......well mabey REALLY big guns that are pointing at me but thats about it

Feeble mortal. Weep for your soul, for it is lost. Only that which time cannot wear was made before me, and beyond time I stand. Abandon all hope, ye who come against me. Know that I am your master now. I have prepared a place for you in my domain. I am the Prince of the realm of earth, and no mear man can stand before my power. Weep. And know that you are lost.


Why yes, as a matter of fact I am a minion of satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

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listen satan-boy i said once i fear nothing but huge guns ya know why? #1 i don't have a soul to be god-fearing with #2 im a lunatic that doesn't fear a whole lot more than a big gun and #3 i don't believe in a heaven or hell or any religon for that matter when ya die thats it no more you end of story so go ahead and threaten me all ya like but until you have a mega-particle cannon pointing at my head im not gonna fear ya

*Bap points a megaparticule gun at WFF's head*
How do you feel now?

Oh Corrin, My sweet Prince. I get all quivery (clasps hands over heart) when you go all Forsoothly like that

*points a bigger mega particle cannon at baps head* lucky

You know, I don't understand why everyone thinks Shakespear is such a great writer. I mean, all he does is use old cliches.

shakespeare shoulda been shot :p

mostly cuz i had to read a couple of his plays or whatever there called

*Bap presses the trigger...a flag comes out with ZAP witten on it*
gotcha :p

*pulls his trigger and a concentrated beam of pure laser energy comes out an anihilates bap's engine* ha! gotchya