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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Wow. So criminal.

Its mean, man. Mean!

I'm sure its Knavey replicating some amazing feat of British Intelligence!!

Why would I need a passport?

Because of this game, I never leave the house, let alone the country.

Wonder if this guy can help me playing "Papers Please"?

If you don't know what this game is take a look at the this video:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT35eftGKdQ

Glory to Arstotzka!

ORIGINAL: Encircled

Why would I need a passport?

Because of this game, I never leave the house, let alone the country.

Use a laptop! I've played this game on four continents and in about 8-10 countries!

ORIGINAL: obvert

ORIGINAL: Encircled

Why would I need a passport?

Because of this game, I never leave the house, let alone the country.

Use a laptop! I've played this game on four continents and in about 8-10 countries!

Are you the one who recruited Rolin to join the forum? [:D]

ORIGINAL: crsutton

ORIGINAL: obvert

ORIGINAL: Encircled

Why would I need a passport?

Because of this game, I never leave the house, let alone the country.

Use a laptop! I've played this game on four continents and in about 8-10 countries!

Are you the one who recruited Rolin to join the forum? [:D]

How do you know I'm not a mole placed here years ago by Rolins just for this moment? Maybe I've been playing AE all over the world to entice you all to get out of your basements and spare rooms.

Get an 'original high-quality fake passport' and join me in a cabana on Beachcomber Island in Fiji. The Rolins Stones play every night from 6-9 and 'original high-quality fake' cocktails are 2 for 1 before 7.

All of the servers wear 'original high-quality fake' coconut shell bras on shift and look a bit more like LargeSlowTarget's sig pic when they're off.

Free wifi!!

Dear Rolins,

2 questions if I may, before I purchase my fake Tuvalu passport (oh the places you go!):

1. Is it a genuine fake
2. Can I choose my gender and age

Thanks for this great offer, it's something I've always wanted.

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I think I'll pm him and ask for one of everything.

If I get a British passport does it come with the fake accent of an American trying to talk like a Brit?

Rolin, it is disappointing that you only offer high quality fakes. Any chance I can get a low quality fake? I think it might work better than a really nice fake passport when I smuggle Cuban cigars across the US border.

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

LargeSlowTarget: I suggest you edit that to "monopoly money" to avoid unnecessary hassles

Why? Apparently the Secret Service just made a call for bids for a software able to detect sarcasm in posts on social media plattforms and forums. They can use this thread as a testbed - in sandbox mode.

Not so sure this is a good deal. I called and talked to a nice man is Cameroon. He took down my credit card, bank account information, full name, mother's maiden name, address, phone, social security number, and email address. Been waiting for my original fake Cameroon passport so I can take a river cruise, but it has not arrived. How long do you think it should take?

ORIGINAL: Don Bowen


Not so sure this is a good deal. I called and talked to a nice man is Cameroon. He took down my credit card, bank account information, full name, mother's maiden name, address, phone, social security number, and email address. Been waiting for my original fake Cameroon passport so I can take a river cruise, but it has not arrived. How long do you think it should take?

Depends how much $$$ is in your bank account...banks have those annoying rules about how much you can withdraw at one time.

This thread is starting to remind me of a thread from another forum about Marshall Univ swimmers & carrots [:'(]

ORIGINAL: Don Bowen


Not so sure this is a good deal. I called and talked to a nice man is Cameroon. He took down my credit card, bank account information, full name, mother's maiden name, address, phone, social security number, and email address. Been waiting for my original fake Cameroon passport so I can take a river cruise, but it has not arrived. How long do you think it should take?

I think they may have mis-delivered my passport. I seem to be staying in a 5-star hotel in Paris and shopping heavily in the gift shop. Might have something to do with all the on-line ordering I seem to be doing in Budapest. I'd check my bank account and credit card activity but my passwords don't seem to work.

Anyway, I hope my wife does not find out about those outcall massages in Bangkok.

ORIGINAL: LargeSlowTarget

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

LargeSlowTarget: I suggest you edit that to "monopoly money" to avoid unnecessary hassles

Why? Apparently the Secret Service just made a call for bids for a software able to detect sarcasm in posts on social media plattforms and forums. They can use this thread as a testbed - in sandbox mode.

The Secret Service? Sarcasm? Really?

ORIGINAL: Doggie3

Dear Rolins,

2 questions if I may, before I purchase my fake Tuvalu passport (oh the places you go!):

1. Is it a genuine fake
2. Can I choose my gender and age

Thanks for this great offer, it's something I've always wanted.

Can I pretend to be from the planet Tralfamadore?

ORIGINAL: bigred

Do you except Bitcoins?

I asked. No Bitcoins. They only accept 'proper' currencies. And tulip bulbs. Those too.