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RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 11:11 am
by Telemecus
A test I have given all Axis commanders, although Stelteck managed to dodge it. But now it is thedude357's turn, though I would be interested to know Soviet responses too. See the video of our first team meet up
here and tell us which kind of Nazi General are you?
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 11:30 am
by EwaldvonKleist
Difficult to say as I have some problems to understand all subtleties of the spoken English. Probably number 2 though Nr. 1 has the happiest days
What where the results of your commanders and yourself?
The video is excellent! Too bad there isn't such one about western and Soviet generals
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 11:45 am
by Telemecus
lowsugars answer won hands down - "I'm the one who shags the secretary"
I did spend some time looking for a Soviet equivalent but found nothing of quality - hollywood and western cinema never stereotyped Soviet commanders in the way they did German ones. Even the cold war stereotypes are spies/KGB etc., not red army. I have watched quite a few Soviet war films, but double entendres etc usually do not work well with subtitles, so foreign language versions may have passed me by.
On the other hand there are a lot of red army babes things that Sardaukar could have chosen instead of Katy Perry - but most would be deleted by the moderators.
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:04 pm
by Sardaukar
ORIGINAL: Telemecus
lowsugars answer won hands down - "I'm the one who shags the secretary"
I did spend some time looking for a Soviet equivalent but found nothing of quality - hollywood and western cinema never stereotyped Soviet commanders in the way they did German ones. Even the cold war stereotypes are spies/KGB etc., not red army. I have watched quite a few Soviet war films, but double entendres etc usually do not work well with subtitles, so foreign language versions may have passed me by.
On the other hand there are a lot of red army babes things that Sardaukar could have chosen instead of Katy Perry - but most would be deleted by the moderators.
I could of course nominate Olga Kurylenko, though technically she is Ukrainian... [8D] Thus she'd fall under Southern Front commander (pun intended) [:D]
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:12 pm
by Telemecus
Moderators pass a sigh of relief!
Is it me or is it that ever since Ruslana won the Eurovision all Ukrainian girls dress as gothic barbarians?
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Mon May 08, 2017 10:54 am
by Hortlund
Turn is in the dropbox for you fascist bastards.
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Mon May 08, 2017 11:21 am
by Telemecus
So the Soviet swine live on to die some more - onward to our victories (oh no said Stelteck's other trigger word)
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Mon May 08, 2017 1:01 pm
by EwaldvonKleist
It would be great if the forces of the southern front could kill this annoying Ewald von Kleist who is always accusing me of copyright violation.
To all soviet commanders: If you catch this guy please hand him over to one of my NKVD regiments!
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 11:13 am
by Telemecus
In other news today Ewald von Kleist, leader of the first panzer group, issued a statement to the press stating
ORIGINAL: Ewald von Kleist
Let us settle this the old fashioned honourable way man to man - pistols at dawn or mano a mano?
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:59 pm
by EwaldvonKleist
I suggest a fist fight, you dont take out a russian bear that easy, even if he has a German name
EwaldvonKleist
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 1:25 pm
by Telemecus
In other news today Ewald von Kleist, leader of the first panzer group, issued a statement to the press stating
ORIGINAL: Ewald von Kleist
Let's bring it on, he chose the weapons, I choose the venue. Tomorrow at dawn, Berlin - come in your personal bomber!
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 4:50 pm
by EwaldvonKleist
Heheh, first Panzerjäger Hortlund needs to give me a plane as he controls the air force. So it were great if you could send a JU 52 or fw 200 (with fair stocks of vodka please).
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 10:00 am
by Hortlund
You can have ONE U-2
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 11:19 am
by Telemecus
Photographed at Berlin aerodrome this morning
Russian bear not so fearsome
I believe that is the downgrade swap for the U2, PH is a tough taskmaster
ORIGINAL: EwaldvonKleist
Heheh, first Panzerjäger Hortlund needs to give me a plane as he controls the air force.
Since when did that stop you taking one - your badboy street cred is slipping.
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 2:41 pm
by thedude357
So gentlemen, lets begin:
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 2:42 pm
by thedude357
ahh yes
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 2:56 pm
by vonik
ORIGINAL: Sardaukar
Dastardly Krauts are threatening our beloved Moscow....Za Rodina! [8D]
Just for the record . Za must be followed by an accusative and not by the nominative (which is rodina).
So the right expression is "Za rodinu !" .
I am afraid that the Stavka has a mole who just betrayed himself
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 3:41 pm
by EwaldvonKleist
Russian bear not so fearsome
...
I believe that is the downgrade swap for the U2, PH is a tough taskmaster
[:D]
The standard method for a commander to get something in this game is to give it personal colour. So I have sent a few loyal subordinates to paint a fancy Pe 8 in the colour of the northern front.
I suppose the only possible downgrade for the U2 is the wright flyer (the first motorized plane) you will maybe get from lend lease?
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 5:00 pm
by Hortlund
Rare photo of EwaldVonKleist on his way to Berlin in his downgraded U-2 aircraft
RE: 8 player multiplayer - THREAD FOR BOTH SIDES
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 8:31 am
by Telemecus
ORIGINAL: thedude357
ahh yes
Firey start - but what is AO?
Area of Operations?