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Greetings to All,
Are the SS Hamstertruppen controlled by Kitler?
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/c ... gbest.pl?3

ORIGINAL: TheGrayMouser
Way too much effort for something with such questionable taste, without an appropriate offset of humor.

This? Coming from The Gray MOUSER?

LROFL!!!! 2 points awarded.

ORIGINAL: 76mm
No, I'm genuinely curious.

We both know what your message really meant...

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: zakblood
seems more like spam tbh[:(]

I agree.

Ah crap. Another has seen through my attempt to own a universal monopoly on habitrails after the Armies of the world become dependent on them for training their hamstertruppen...

ORIGINAL: rico21

ORIGINAL: chris_merchant
hmm there is a faint aroma of elderberries in this thread.

4 points awarded!! (I got the connection. But, being raised by them, I would. *sigh?*)

ORIGINAL: rommel222
Are the SS Hamstertruppen controlled by Kitler?
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/c ... gbest.pl?3

3 Points awarded!! I think so. The experts who made the quoted original posts would know better. But I think the Panzergrenadiers might have been under the control of Doctor Joseph Gerbils?

Too funny! ROFL!!! [:D][:D][:D]

Greetings DerJager,
Is ROLF the name or short for Rolling on Laughing Floor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5saiwm_zuo

Greetings E,
Is the 3 points redeemable at matrixgames for the yet to be published SS Hamster Panzergrenadier WW2 Campaigns?

ORIGINAL: rommel222

Greetings DerJager,
Is ROLF the name or short for Rolling on Laughing Floor?

Oh,yeah! That was very cool. I had never seen a Tickle Me Elmo doll that would actually do that, much less stand up again in the end. Wonderful engineering in a toy!

Looking forward to the SS Hamster Panzergrenadier WW2 Campaigns! It will probably be pretty tough to stand against them as the Allies.

Greetings DerJager,
Ahh, the Allies have a secret weapon: Robot cat in various camo color fur:
https://www.amazon.com/Robotic-Reclinin ... panion+cat
However, the hamster panzergrenadier battalions might stoop to using catnip bullets and artillery rounds to incapacitate the Allies.
The PC version of the game would then not need a good AI.

It seems enough time has passed for atrocities perpetrated by the SS einsatzgruppen to be fair game for 'comedy'. Unfortunately these posts are laboured and about as funny as toothache.

ORIGINAL: IslandInland

It seems enough time has passed for atrocities perpetrated by the SS einsatzgruppen to be fair game for 'comedy'. Unfortunately these posts are laboured and about as funny as toothache.

Everything is fair play for comedy for those possessing a genuine sense of humor. One man's opinion to be sure, but there are plenty of bad things in life to cry over. I much prefer laughter myself.

Having said that, I fully respect everyone's opinion and support their right to have one. Like discrimination, that actually works in both directions, despite what some would have you believe. I think "E" and "rommel222" have a great sense of humor, and are very talented and clever with their manipulation of historical, graphic images. Again, only one man's opinion who, like everyone else in the great scheme of things, really matters very little.

ORIGINAL: IslandInland
It seems enough time has passed for atrocities perpetrated by the SS einsatzgruppen to be fair game for 'comedy'. Unfortunately these posts are laboured and about as funny as toothache.

ORIGINAL: DerJager
Looking forward to the SS Hamster Panzergrenadier WW2 Campaigns! It will probably be pretty tough to stand against them as the Allies.

Here is a sneak preview of an Alpha test...

ORIGINAL: E

ORIGINAL: DerJager
Looking forward to the SS Hamster Panzergrenadier WW2 Campaigns! It will probably be pretty tough to stand against them as the Allies.

Here is a sneak preview of an Alpha test...

Oooooo....enticing!

ORIGINAL: DerJager

ORIGINAL: E

ORIGINAL: DerJager
Looking forward to the SS Hamster Panzergrenadier WW2 Campaigns! It will probably be pretty tough to stand against them as the Allies.

Here is a sneak preview of an Alpha test...

Oooooo....enticing!

Okay, Just for you... don't show anyone else... *wink-wink* *nudge-nudge*

Dang, the rodents have gotten their hands on a T-34 (or two!). There is bound to be trouble now!

Maybe if we erect an exercise wheel in their line of travel, we could entice them into abandoning their vehicles. They would certainly be more vulnerable if we could pry them out of that Soviet steel.

ORIGINAL: DerJager
Dang, the rodents have gotten their hands on a T-34 (or two!). There is bound to be trouble now!
Maybe if we erect an exercise wheel in their line of travel, we could entice them into abandoning their vehicles. They would certainly be more vulnerable if we could pry them out of that Soviet steel.

Let's see if any are available...



None available. All are in use.

ORIGINAL: E

Greetings E,
There seems to be a "Germin vermin" migration using Combat Mission. Be careful Battlefront does not find out. They will e-licence it and charge for future patches.

ORIGINAL: rommel222
There seems to be a "Germin vermin" migration using Combat Mission. Be careful Battlefront does not find out. They will e-licence it and charge for future patches.

Actually, they well know about this "problem" ...because they are the source! AND they let it go on and on and on for years. The quotes above are the actual original gestation of this oft misquoted source material, herein quoted for posterity and accuracy.

However, BFC never suspected they would actually show up on the Eastern Front and in the Desert. So to our everlasting dismay, BFC DID e-licence everything necessary for them to live in newer OS's, no matter their actual pixelated environment.