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RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:30 am
by Zorch
Thanks to audience participation, we have assembled a list of the most bizarre movie titles of all time that are not coming to your local matinee. Contributors are entitled to a free rental of their choice at Blockbuster Video.
Please vote for your one favorite title.
1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
2. Satan's School For Girls
3. Snakes on a Plane
4. Mars Wants Women
5. They Saved Hitler's Brain
6. Surf Nazis Must Die
7. Hobo With a Shotgun
8. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
9. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
10. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
11. Call Girl of Cthulhu
12. Killer Clowns from Outer Space
13. The Assault of the Killer Bimbos
14. Teenage Cat Girls in Heat
15. Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
16. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
17. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
18. To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
19. The Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman
20. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
21. Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead
22. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
23. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
24. Zombie Strippers
25. I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
26. Zombeavers
27. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
28. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
29. Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out?
30. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
31. Big Trouble in Little China
32. The Mouse that Roared
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 4:43 pm
by Kuokkanen
ORIGINAL: Zorch
Please vote for your one favorite title.
14. Teenage Cat Girls in Heat
Needs anime adaptation of hentai variety [;)]
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:37 am
by sPzAbt653
You bunch of slobs missed this one:
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:23 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: sPzAbt653
You bunch of slobs missed this one:
Alas, I do not see how the title 'Operation Snatch' can be perceived as horrible, weird, exotic, or bizarre. Please enlighten me...
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:25 am
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch
Thanks to audience participation, we have assembled a list of the most bizarre movie titles of all time that are not coming to your local matinee. Contributors are entitled to a free rental of their choice at Blockbuster Video.
Please vote for your one favorite title.
1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
2. Satan's School For Girls
3. Snakes on a Plane
4. Mars Wants Women
5. They Saved Hitler's Brain
6. Surf Nazis Must Die
7. Hobo With a Shotgun
8. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
9. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
10. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
11. Call Girl of Cthulhu
12. Killer Clowns from Outer Space
13. The Assault of the Killer Bimbos
14. Teenage Cat Girls in Heat
15. Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
16. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
17. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
18. To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
19. The Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman
20. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
21. Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead
22. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
23. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
24. Zombie Strippers
25. I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
26. Zombeavers
27. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
28. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
29. Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out?
30. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
31. Big Trouble in Little China
32. The Mouse that Roared
warspite1
I wasn't going to vote as my choice - Pearl Harbor - was left out. But I recognise that people fought and died for the democratic right to vote and so I'm not going to let my forefathers down - particularly over such an important topic.
I'm placing my vote with No.1.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:29 am
by Rebel Yell
Because of the time of year, I'll have to go with Santa Claus conquers the Martians.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:48 am
by warspite1
Wow Zorch! That's 3 votes in three days, that is on a par with the voting rate of the Australian Beauties competitions. Do you want to borrow the AB Super computer for compiling the votes as they come in? If so please submit the request, in triplicate, on the standard form 4b (2015 revised addition) together with addendum c, and post to the Bureau of the Central Committee of the Australian Beauties Organisation. Please ensure the envelope is marked for the attention of the Voting Sub Committee. Upon receipt a special plenary session may be called to discuss your request. Please allow 6 months for a response.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:12 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Wow Zorch! That's 3 votes in three days, that is on a par with the voting rate of the Australian Beauties competitions. Do you want to borrow the AB Super computer for compiling the votes as they come in? If so please submit the request, in triplicate, on the standard form 4b (2015 revised addition) together with addendum c, and post to the Bureau of the Central Committee of the Australian Beauties Organisation. Please ensure the envelope is marked for the attention of the Voting Sub Committee. Upon receipt a special plenary session may be called to discuss your request. Please allow 6 months for a response.
I'm sorry; your reply did not have the proper salutation and accordingly has been routed to the Undead Letter Office (ULO). Please allow 2 to 3 lifetimes for an answer.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:15 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Rebel Yell
Because of the time of year, I'll have to go with Santa Claus conquers the Martians.
Your vote has been duly recorded. However, I must note that 'Santa Claus Conquers the Zombie Vampire Teenage Mutant Ninja Martians' would have been a shoe-in for victory.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:09 pm
by Rebel Yell
Indeed. [;)]
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:00 am
by nicwb
Wait...what ? There's a vote !?! I thought the point of the thread was so that Zorch could work out his holiday viewing schedule.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:53 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: nicwb
Wait...what ? There's a vote !?! I thought the point of the thread was so that Zorch could work out his holiday viewing schedule.
Yes...your vote will determine the quality of my holiday viewing. Or lack thereof.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:17 am
by RFalvo69
After what I just saw, you can put "The Rise of Skywalker" in that list [8|]
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:00 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: RFalvo69
After what I just saw, you can put "The Rise of Skywalker" in that list [8|]
I'm sorry; but films qualify for the list based on their title, not by quality (or lack thereof). 'The Rise of the Werewolf Undead Bambi-Killing Skywalker' would have made the list.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:18 pm
by sPzAbt653
I do not see how the title 'Operation Snatch' can be perceived as horrible, weird, exotic, or bizarre.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snatch
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:49 pm
by Orm
I vote for Cannibal Nazis and the Killer Teenage Cat Girls With a Shotgun Conquers the Martians.
And, if for some reason, that title is disallowed for voting, then I will vote for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:53 pm
by Zorch
A double entendre is good but by itself does not cut the mustard for the very high standards of the List. Thank you for playing; you will receive a consolation prize via snail mail.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:59 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
I vote for Cannibal Nazis and the Killer Teenage Cat Girls With a Shotgun Conquers the Martians.
And, if for some reason, that title is disallowed for voting, then I will vote for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.
Alas, a search of IMDB has failed to locate either of these superlative titles. They must be Swedish adult films, which are in a separate category.
Thank you for playing; you get to choose your prize: lutefisk or pickled herring.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:35 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
I vote for Cannibal Nazis and the Killer Teenage Cat Girls With a Shotgun Conquers the Martians.
And, if for some reason, that title is disallowed for voting, then I will vote for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.
Alas, a search of IMDB has failed to locate either of these superlative titles. They must be Swedish adult films, which are in a separate category.
Thank you for playing; you get to choose your prize: lutefisk or pickled herring.
Well, no wonder you missed the first one since I used the titles listed above to compose them into a better title.
But the second one is in your list, and should be a legitimate film. Apparently there was some ruckus before the premier...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poultryge ... icken_Dead
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462485/
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:05 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
I vote for Cannibal Nazis and the Killer Teenage Cat Girls With a Shotgun Conquers the Martians.
And, if for some reason, that title is disallowed for voting, then I will vote for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.
Alas, a search of IMDB has failed to locate either of these superlative titles. They must be Swedish adult films, which are in a separate category.
Thank you for playing; you get to choose your prize: lutefisk or pickled herring.
Well, no wonder you missed the first one since I used the titles listed above to compose them into a better title.
But the second one is in your list, and should be a legitimate film. Apparently there was some ruckus before the premier...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poultryge ... icken_Dead
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462485/
You are quite correct; I sit corrected. Must be from watching too many Swedish lutefisk documentaries.
Maybe people would object less to turkey instead of chicken?