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ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Zorch

Microsoft's next release - Windows AE.

Yes, every copy of Windows comes bundled with WitP:AE! The Windows user interface has been redesigned to resemble AE.
Microsoft will assume responsibility for AE updates, too. [:D]

This is not a Horror AAR!

ORIGINAL: Scott_USN

42 was the answer.

What was the question?

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Zorch

Microsoft's next release - Windows AE.

Yes, every copy of Windows comes bundled with WitP:AE! The Windows user interface has been redesigned to resemble AE.
Microsoft will assume responsibility for AE updates, too. [:D]

This is not a Horror AAR!

Yes, Microsoft's new assistant 'McHale' will take the drudgery out of AE. Just one click, and McHale will give orders to all ships, planes, and LCUs. From the people who brought you 'Clippy'. You can even give it voice commands like 'Climb Mt. Nitaka' and 'Banzai!'. Just remember to keep up your subscription, only $9.99 a month!

ORIGINAL: Zorch

Yes, Microsoft's new assistant 'Quentin' will take the drudgery out of AE.

Corrected. Siri and Cortana don't have surnames.[;)]

PS: I am disappointed no-one else appreciated Scott_USN's post.

I liked it, I just did not comment on it.

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

I liked it, I just did not comment on it.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

ORIGINAL: Ian R

ORIGINAL: Scott_USN

42 was the answer.

What was the question?

This was post #42

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Ian R

ORIGINAL: Scott_USN

42 was the answer.

What was the question?

This was post #42

I blame the mice for our experimental troubles.

We need a gorn to eat them.

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ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Ian R




What was the question?

This was post #42

I blame the mice for our experimental troubles.

We need a gorn to eat them.

Be careful about that - you never know.

ORIGINAL: Ian R

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Ian R




What was the question?

This was post #42

I blame the mice for our experimental troubles.

We need a gorn to eat them.

Troubles? No.

2E or not 2E, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles
and by dining, end them.

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Ian R

ORIGINAL: geofflambert




This was post #42

I blame the mice for our experimental troubles.

We need a gorn to eat them.

Troubles? No.

2E or not 2E, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles
and by dining, end them.

But the trouble with tribbles is all that hair. Can you digest that or do you do the hairball thing like a cat? No pictures please!

I have an internal organ that carries a static charge, drawing all the tribble fur to it. The resulting current is harnessed in such a way that it gives gorn and gornkind our superior intellect.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Ian R




I blame the mice for our experimental troubles.

We need a gorn to eat them.

Troubles? No.

2E or not 2E, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles
and by dining, end them.

But the trouble with tribbles is all that hair. Can you digest that or do you do the hairball thing like a cat? No pictures please!

Take the hairball and clean it out, put a hook through it or maybe a jig head, then soak it in a fish attractant or even a flavored oil like sardine or tuna. Catch fish. With no weight, use a colored, glow in the dark bead for fishing at night or in low visibility.

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Ian R

ORIGINAL: geofflambert




This was post #42

I blame the mice for our experimental troubles.

We need a gorn to eat them.

Troubles? No.

2E or not 2E, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles
and by dining, end them.

Gorn Rule #1: All problems can be solved by eating them.

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I have an internal organ that carries a static charge, drawing all the tribble fur to it. The resulting current is harnessed in such a way that it gives gorn and gornkind our superior intellect.

Quoted without comment.

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I have an internal organ that carries a static charge, drawing all the tribble fur to it. The resulting current is harnessed in such a way that it gives gorn and gornkind our superior intellect.

Quoted without comment.

I could comment but that devolves into the realm of blood sucking creatures, also known as politics!

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Ian R




I blame the mice for our experimental troubles.

We need a gorn to eat them.

Troubles? No.

2E or not 2E, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles
and by dining, end them.

Gorn Rule #1: All problems can be solved by eating them.

Does that apply to female gorns' problems?

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I have an internal organ that carries a static charge, drawing all the tribble fur to it. The resulting current is harnessed in such a way that it gives gorn and gornkind our superior intellect.

Quoted without comment.

Ain't it the truth.[:'(]