ORIGINAL: irrelevant
(there are another 3 verses....)
Well?[;)]
Got bored /patch restless
Stangely you don't have to change last two versers to be relevant!
GENERAL:
I know our mythic history, the Yamoto story (orthodox)
I answer queries on logistics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, (NOT!)
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of port strikes devious,
In forums I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Junyo Class from Yubari and Kuma,
I know the croaking chorus from the Hills of Montezuma!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the forums din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense on Zero & F4.
ALL:
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense on Zero & F4.
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense on Zero & F4.
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense on Zero & F4.
GENERAL:
Then I can write a Fanboy logo in Japanese cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Yamashita's uniform:
In short, in matters submarinal, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a SOPAC Major-General.
ALL:
In short, in matters submarinal, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a SOPAC Major-General.
GENERAL:
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
ALL:
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
GENERAL:
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
ALL:
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.