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ORIGINAL: Mogami

HOLY CRAP!!! How did his dropping all those Teddy Bears sink my battleships!!!!

ORIGINAL: Mogami

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LMFAO!!!!!

Hi, Here is another Dadman.

ORIGINAL: Mogami

Admiral Dadman's Training program left much to be desired. Despite obtaining hits, the carrots kept bouncing off the IJN ships, and vegetable stores plummetted.

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


Admiral Dadman's Training program left much to be desired. Despite obtaining hits, the carrots kept bouncing off the IJN ships, and vegetable stores plummetted.

Mogami's IJN likes 'em mashed...

ORIGINAL: Mogami

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The Japanese are dropping ping pong balls. Normally this wouldn't be a problem, only the incessant bouncing is driving the crews insane.

Admiral Dadman discovered that the REAL surprise attack at Pearl Harbor was that Mogami had electrified his special command telephone.

Postwar investigations discovered The Real Reason the pilots didn't drop their ordnance was they were suffering from night blindness, so they were eating their own payloads!

Commentary from Jane's All The World's Fighting Vegetables:
"The puny 250 pound APC carrot (shown here by FO Harvey, a strapping 6'tall rabbit) was generally too puny to pierce the armored decks of the IJN, and only went to add to the stir fry in the woks of the Japanese cruisers. Later, the more fearsome Tallboy Carrot would wreak havoc on large ships and sub pens in the ETO. The ultimate weapon, the Bigger Boy (atomic) Tomato, would help force the Japanese to capitulate after it reduced Hiroshima to a mushy red paste."

ORIGINAL: Mogami

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Dadman...either your head is too big or your hat is too small. Please correct this, or we shall be forced to call the notorisously undermanned grognard fashion police.

Dadman...either your head is too big or your hat is too small. Please correct this, or we shall be forced to call the notorisously undermanned grognard fashion police.

LOL[:D]

He accesorizes nicely though - note the fashion statement teddy bear and badge!

Say - isn't that Dtravel's badge?

Hi, Recent recon of SF revealed

From The Land Commander's Handbook:

Failure to use prep points in a timely fashion can have most unfortunate effects...

ORIGINAL: Mogami

Hi, Recent recon of SF revealed

Lookout on Tulagi reporting Japanese blimb sighting yells "It is baloooooon".

photo by A. Fukawi

San Francisco(AP). Allied troops panicked today on learning that the Pilsner Urquell warehouse was burned by Japanese saboteurs.

Mr. Bunny Rabbit's surprise attack with a carrot upset at least one stalwart defender. After all, it was San Francisco, and this photo was taken in the Castro district.

Hi, It's getting too serious around here.

How about: "Pasternaski served up again in PBEM"

That's vaguely terrifying on so many levels...

Mogami, master of disguise ... and fashion