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RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:07 pm
by Nikademus
Bah.....like Yamamotto said to Nagumo before Midway....

"Hey! don' worry about it....I got it covered"


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:11 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Oooooh... Scary... Is this AAR actually going to continue soon, or have I distracted your limited intellects and/or attention spans by my clever repartee?[:D]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:54 pm
by Nikademus
I await the English foo foo's turn....then i will continue the dismemberment of his flimsy empire.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:42 am
by Speedysteve
Pah pathetic alien excretion.

I have the turn. It will be processed tonight. Special long range Betties are being launched fro mWake. Target Pearl Harbour.

P.S. Watch Terminus. I sent An SAS unit to wipe him out. They have not returned.

P.P.S. Nik I hope this doesn't turn into that Super Heroes thread.

Discuss. Could Wolverine beat Superman? [;)]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:05 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Speedy

I have the turn. It will be processed tonight. Special long range Betties are being launched fro mWake. Target Pearl Harbour.

Anyone.......got a light?


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:22 pm
by Nikademus
Intelligence reports that eight more 'sons of heaven' were sent to heaven along with their Zeros in the last two days. At this rate the Tainen Air Group will be replaced by Ringling Brothers and Barnem&Bailey circuses as the Greatest show on Earth.

[:D]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:36 pm
by Speedysteve
'Intelligence'?!?

What sort of Intelligence are you getting? Must be from chimpanzee's swinging in the African jungles.

My Daitai's are doing fine thank you.

For comparison why don't you post the number of losses 'son of heaven'? [;)]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:39 pm
by Nikademus
sure! Two days ago, Kittyhawk pilots downed 2 Zeros for no losses on their side. (PFFFFFFFFFF)

Buggers came back however yesterday and took my poor Ozzies by suprise while drinking their afternoon beer ration while on CAP and lost two to the bazzterds

However this was still a 1:1 ratio over a two day period clearly showing that the Zero was nothing special. What you say doesn't matter........your taunts dont matter......


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:44 pm
by Speedysteve
Are you really TJ?!?

You take 1 section of the combat and its gospel! [:'(]

How about the fact that I wiped out 4 Hurris for no losses yesterday?

P.S. Your Ozzies are drinking beer coz they know if they fly they die.

P.P.S. Your stats are irrelevant. What stats you quote just don't matter

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:18 pm
by Nikademus
Yup, my name is Nik "Tear Jerker" -mus and i carry a big stick.....its called the Corsair....you'll be seeing it soon.

Those Hurricanes you ambushed were older variants with wooden propellors. Everyone knows that a wooden propellor is not as efficient as a metal one. The air co-efficent is radically altered leading to an imbalance in the airflow over the wings of the plane which impacts stability. Later models of hurricanes corrected this deficiancy allowing the plane to deal with any garden variety Zero.


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:21 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Oooh, sciency!

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:28 pm
by Speedysteve
Don't listen to it Mr T.

I could blab on about quantum physics by cutting and pasting from the net. Don't mean I know sh*t bout it [:D]

Tear Jerker you will be Nik once KB comes a calling!

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:32 pm
by DuckofTindalos
I was being sarcastic, Speedy![:D] I wouldn't take science advice from a man who drinks cold brown sauce, erm... Guinness.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:33 pm
by Speedysteve
I know you were bud. Just trying to antagonise our Nik [;)]

P.S. Guinness rules!

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:05 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Speedy

Tear Jerker you will be Nik once KB comes a calling!

When Nik is in command, KB = Kick Butt

When Nik is not in command, KB = Kill Bait

[:D]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:06 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Speedy

P.S. Guinness rules!

6 hours to Guiness time




RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:13 pm
by Speedysteve
ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Tear Jerker you will be Nik once KB comes a calling!

When Nik is in command, KB = Kick Butt

When Nik is not in command, KB = Kill Bait

[:D]

When Steve is in command = Kill B*stards

When Nik is in command = Killed B*stards

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:13 pm
by Speedysteve
ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Speedy

P.S. Guinness rules!

6 hours to Guiness time




4 hours for me and mates at pub quiz

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:29 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Speedy


When Steve is in command = Kill B*stards

When Nik is in command = Killed B*stards

Huh huh huh huh huh.....come to Butthead.....huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:31 pm
by DuckofTindalos
ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Huh huh huh huh huh.....come to Butthead.....huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defence rests.[X(]