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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 8:55 am
by Figmo
There's only two things I can't stand:
1. A drunk man when I'm sober
2. A sober man when I'm drunk
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You are not here to die for your country - you are here to make the other sons-a-bitches die for theirs. - something like that - by George Patton
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I'm not prejudice, I hate everybody! - by my wife

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 8:59 am
by troopie
Three of Oom Paul Kruger's

"The time has come to put our trust in God and the Mauser." At the Beginning of the Second Boer War.

"Mama, come see the man who was there when God made the world." After a geologist described the geological make-up of the Vaal Reefs.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Mrs. Kruger will join us when she has finished milking our cow." At a state reception in the small frame house that served as a Presidential residence.

troopie