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ORIGINAL: Max 86

"Relax would you? We have 70 dollars and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens."

16 Candles

"I met her on a Monday. She was the best. Come Sunday mornin', I needed rest. She didn't shave. She didn't use Neet. She tried to use my face like a bicycle seat."
and
"I don't give no servicemans discount!"
"too bad, your old lady does"

Cant believe no one got this : Heartbreak Ridge.

ORIGINAL: The Gray Mouser


man to woman "Nice Beaver"
woman's reply, " thanks, I just had it stuffed"

The Naked Gun.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that?
Person 2: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.

warspite1

Clue: a comedy made post 2000

warspite1

Another clue:

Hospital Nurse: Come back soon.
Patient: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.

warspite1

No? Okay final clue. The lead character is an Englishman, but the film is set in the US - New York I think.

"That's not a knife. This is a knife!"

ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

"That's not a knife. This is a knife!"

warspite1

Crocodile Dundee

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, it's going to rust

Nobody?

Hint #1, it's considered one of the worst movies ever released, though later edits have made it tolerable.

Ishtar?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ishtar?

No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ishtar?

No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.

Gigli?

"We all go a little mad sometimes"

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ishtar?

No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.

Gigli?

Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Aurelian




No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.

Gigli?

Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."

warspite1

No idea on the film - but that is not surprising, there is no way I would watch something like that, that's just rude...[:-]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1


warspite1

Clue: a comedy made post 2000

warspite1

Another clue:

Hospital Nurse: Come back soon.
Patient: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.

warspite1

No? Okay final clue. The lead character is an Englishman, but the film is set in the US - New York I think.

warspite1

Shocker!!

It was the brilliant Ghost Town [&o]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy




Gigli?

Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."

warspite1

No idea on the film - but that is not surprising, there is no way I would watch something like that, that's just rude...[:-]

#4" That line was said by Connery, Sean Connery.

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Aurelian




Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."

warspite1

No idea on the film - but that is not surprising, there is no way I would watch something like that, that's just rude...[:-]

#4" That line was said by Connery, Sean Connery.

Must be Highlander II then. That is the only really bad movie Sean Connery has been in.

Edit: I am shocked. Four version of such a bad movie. [&:]

ORIGINAL: Max 86

"We all go a little mad sometimes"

I think this line is from Psycho.

Correct!

"I'm going to kill them all, Sir."

"Foot massage"

Too easy...