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ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: USS America

I would expect no less from this fine group

Mike, you realize you posted this on THE THREAD!!! right? Perhaps you meant to post it on some hoity-toity Captain Mandrake / Lord Admiral Sprior AAR or somesuch? [&:]


[;)]

We can read this you know.

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

anyone have a spare foil helmet available? these solar flares are a government plot to read our minds!!!

PS - heard that there's a chance to see some auroris beurealis tonight...will need report from our northern thread brothers tomorrow if it happens...

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Thursday dominos! [&o]

ORIGINAL: nashvillen

Stuffed from Fajita Friday at local Mexican place... [>:][>:]

ORIGINAL: NCSUforest

Beautiful Saturday today. Off to the basement to cut some wood.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Doing taxes! Hatin' on the IRS! Itemize THIS(rude gesture), bloodsuckers!

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

Afternoon tithe... Hi Guys, I have just received this rather interesting correspondence from this interesting-sounding fallow.

From: Dr. Vincent Hoffarth.
01 Bp 266, Ccp No: 34-167
Cotonou, Republique du Benin.


Greetings.

I am Dr. Vincent Hoffarth, principal treasury officer with my bank. I have decided to contact you through this medium based on a business proposal, which will be of mutual benefit to both of us.

I know you will be surprise to read my email I got your contact from your Email domain, apart from being surprise you may be skeptical to reply back to me due to what is going on in the internet world today one has to be very careful because a lot of scammer are out there to scam innocent people and this has made it very difficult for people to believe anything that comes through the internet but my proposal is a different case.

I am the personal account manager to one of our late client, a national of your country, who used to work with SOCIETE BENINOISE D’ENERGIE ELECTRIQUE (SBEE) here in Republique du Benin as an engineer and a contractor on Energy Maintenance, my late client made a numbered time (fixed) deposited for twelve calendar months, valued at $18,500,000.00 (Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, we sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.

After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, SOCIETE BENINOISE D’ENERGIE ELECTRIQUE (SBEE) that my client died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he did not leave a will and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that the deceased person did not declare any next of kin in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork with our bank.

This sum of ($18,500,000.00) is still sitting in our bank and the interest is rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will come forward to claim it. According to the Republique du Benin law, at the expiration of 5{five} years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Benin government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to deceased person for the fact that you have same last name with him so that this money will not be reverted by the government. If this request matches with your inward intention for success and greatness, then you are urged to make a quick response indicating your interest and readiness to participate and work with me to make this transaction successful to your account.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to my share for investment in your country. In your return mail, please do forward me your following information if you are willing to complete this deal with me, to enable me put the total funds in your name for claim as the next of kin to the deceased person:

Your full name:

Your contact address:

Your phone number:

Your age:

Awaiting your urgent reply for more details on claim process in your name.

Yours Brotherly.

Dr. Vincent Hoffarth.

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: nashvillen

Good hour earlier than I want it to be morning tithe. I hate daylight savings time!

Have you guys already switched?


Leo "Apollo11"

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Apollo11



Have you guys already switched?

Last night was the switchover for those states that still have this practice. Good early/late morning tithe...

Ahhh... you don't have this whole federal state wide? [X(]

But how this translates into 4 time zones mainland USA has if separate state can decide for itself whether it has daylight saving or not... [&:]


Leo "Apollo11"

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

One more reason not to live in Texas......

Getting struck by lightning while walking the corgi.

ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Dixie's getting there. The flag on the little skiff at the very left is a clue to the location.

Of course I'm getting there, I'm a geek. [:D] It's a Polaris(?) missile being transferred.

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

It has been more than a year since our French friend Eric ("gladiatt") logged on Matrix forum... I hope all is OK with his wife Claire...


Leo "Apollo11"

ORIGINAL: nashvillen

Happy Pi day to all of you. My office is celebrating by having pie at 1 till 2 this afternoon.

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

ORIGINAL: USS America




My son's Geometry class is celebrating. My wife made two pi's for them. [:D]

Oh my!

What? I thought it was rather punny. [:D]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Time to crank up the chain saw...

ORIGINAL: USS America

I will do my duty!

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

Oh joy. Clinton is coming to town tomorrow.[8|] 15 years since the flood. Anyway a buddie and me will be in a liberal free environment. A gun show over in Crookston.[;)]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

No Guiness for you!

USS America don't care...he don't give a sh*t...