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Union Boss in fine linen slacks: Yossarian, Yossarian, you really should have paid attention in history.

Hirsute Treasurer: I did. I paid attention to Mary Jane's breasts.

After this exchange, H.R. called in the Sexual Harassment councilor: Natasha Diaz.

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Union Boss in fine linen slacks: Yossarian, Yossarian, you really should have paid attention in history.

Hirsute Treasurer: I did. I paid attention to Mary Jane's breasts.

After this exchange, H.R. called in the Sexual Harassment councilor: Natasha Diaz.

I thought that "position" had been "filled" by Seymour Butts? [;)]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Union Boss in fine linen slacks: Yossarian, Yossarian, you really should have paid attention in history.

Hirsute Treasurer: I did. I paid attention to Mary Jane's breasts.

After this exchange, H.R. called in the Sexual Harassment councilor: Natasha Diaz.

I thought that "position" had been "filled" by Seymour Butts? [;)]

i thought he was a talent scout.

After Malaya, the British are trying to organize their own bicycle troops. They called in a well-known captain who was a long-distance cyclist, and promoted him to command: let's all congratulate Major Ashburn, C.O. of 1st Experimental Heavy Bicycle Battalion. [:'(]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

After Malaya, the British are trying to organize their own bicycle troops. They called in a well-known captain who was a long-distance cyclist, and promoted him to command: let's all congratulate Major Ashburn, C.O. of 1st Experimental Heavy Bicycle Battalion. [:'(]

I'm pleased they've replaced their previous C.O. Major Hugh G. Rekshon. The troops always found the prospect of saluting him rather uncomfortable.

If wars could be won by bad jokes.....[:D]

That's what Mandrake does...toss 1000lb boob jokes around until the WJDs die of silicon poisoning. [:D]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


That's what Mandrake does...toss 1000lb boob jokes around until the WJDs die of silicon poisoning. [:D]

Well, apparently there was one such case involving a snake. [:D]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
I'm pleased they've replaced their previous C.O. Major Hugh G. Rekshon. The troops always found the prospect of saluting him rather uncomfortable.

A good thing they dont use foreign officers from the ends of the empire. Like Lt. Col. Minisa Biggerwahn Thanyougoth

Oh dear God. I can see things have gone seriously wrong when I was away.


****************South Seas Detachment HQ, Truk, August 13, 1942*******************


Gen. Haruyoshi Hyakutie, Commanding, Solomons, New Britain, New Guinea: General, sir, I am concerned about about possibirity Arries rand on isrands where we have no garrisons.

Gen. Tomitaro Horni, CIC, South Seas Detachment: Hai, I agree General. What you propose?

Gen. Haruyoshi Hyakutie, Commanding, Solomons, New Britain, New Guinea: I propose we ret contract to M&M Enterprises for "Rent a Garrison"

Gen. Tomitaro Horni, CIC, South Seas Detachment: Did you say "Rent a Garrison"

Gen. Haruyoshi Hyakutie, Commanding, Solomons, New Britain, New Guinea: Hai. It good operation. We use them to drop supplies on Tanna.

Gen. Tomitaro Horni, CIC, South Seas Detachment: I approve. How much cost?

Gen. Haruyoshi Hyakutie, Commanding, Solomons, New Britain, New Guinea: We make trade, sir. Very frexible.

Gen. Tomitaro Horni, CIC, South Seas Detachment: Sprendid! Perhaps M&M Enterprises can procure some Engrish womans with big breasts too. Report to me as soon ready.

Gen. Haruyoshi Hyakutie, Commanding, Solomons, New Britain, New Guinea: HAI! <salutes and turns to exit>

Gen. Tomitaro Horni, CIC, South Seas Detachment: Oh, General, there is one other thing.

Gen. Haruyoshi Hyakutie, Commanding, Solomons, New Britain, New Guinea: Hai!

Gen. Tomitaro Horni, CIC, South Seas Detachment: Well, I was wondering why we are talking like this?

Gen. Haruyoshi Hyakutie, Commanding, Solomons, New Britain, New Guinea: Rike what sir?

Gen. Tomitaro Horni, CIC, South Seas Detachment: Well, in Pidgin English with no articles and mispronounced "L" sound.

Gen. Haruyoshi Hyakutie, Commanding, Solomons, New Britain, New Guinea: Oh, beats me sir. I thought you wanted to. You know, continuity with the narrative, perpetuation of puerile ethinc and racial stereotypes, that kind of thing.

THE FOLLOWING OBSERVATION IS NOT MEANT AS A COME-ON TO REGULAR (OR IRREGULAR) READERS OF THIS THREAD!:

Hiyakutie? Horni? Oh, Mandrake... [:-]

If I may concur with the honorable Chickenboy and add my own comment;

I believe its time for Stalker Girl to arrange another pipe laying accident OR in cool hand Luke's saying "Get your head right!"[:D][:D][:D]

Hey, I can't confirm the conversation about Rent a Garrison, but the names are historically accurate. You guys don't know when you are being edumacated.

Tomitar&#333; Horii*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomitar%C5%8D_Horii

Harukichi Hyakutake**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruyoshi_Hyakutate

* Drowned in 1942 while skinny dipping with a big breasted cannibal girl

** Suffered a stroke in 1945 after ingesting 18 Sake-bombs in 3 hrs while cavorting with two scantilly clad women in a bar run by a midget chieftan from Flores.

No editorial license taken with those names at all. &nbsp; &nbsp;[:D]

[>:]&nbsp;[>:]

Yes...time for some filler. Rord Admirar Nerson is under the weather right now.

I started work on my most ambitious work of fiction yet, my 2010 tax return. I hate to sound harsh but Stalker Girl is completely clueless about taxes. At least she is organized which helps with my complete absence of such. Over $11,000 in "Alternative Maximum Tax" alone. [:@] Given the opportunity, I could be homicidal. Fortuantely, no member of Congress lives in the neighborhood. I am trying to self-medicate with Juniper berry nectar.

In other news, Mandrake Jr. brought home a ferret that someone gave her. The thing stinks but pretends to like people so it is hard to not like back.

As this is a skinny, fur-bearing predator similar to a weasel, I assume this is somehow propitious.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

In other news, Mandrake Jr. brought home a ferret that someone gave her. The thing stinks but pretends to like people so it is hard to not like back.

As this is a skinny, fur-bearing predator similar to a weasel, I assume this is somehow propitious.

Smitten by a 'tube rat', I see? Keep it away from flip flops and other foam-based filler material. Intestinal obstructions are pretty common. You'd think there'd be enough grease on the inside to led things slip along nicely, but alas-they're mostly just greasy on the outside.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

In other news, Mandrake Jr. brought home a ferret that someone gave her. The thing stinks but pretends to like people so it is hard to not like back.

As this is a skinny, fur-bearing predator similar to a weasel, I assume this is somehow propitious.

Yes, let's assume that. If it dies let me know.

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

In other news, Mandrake Jr. brought home a ferret that someone gave her. The thing stinks but pretends to like people so it is hard to not like back.

As this is a skinny, fur-bearing predator similar to a weasel, I assume this is somehow propitious.

Yes, let's assume that. If it dies let me know.

Uh oh... rumo(u)r has it that Adm. Nelson is sending a Ninja to SoCal to find the ferret...