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RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:26 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Next, some cripples from the previous days SBD attacks trying to seek succor at PM.....suckers![:'(]

RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:29 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Next up, crippled
Mogami and an appropriately named escort.

RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:36 pm
by Cap Mandrake
By this point, he is running out of ammo and time. The transports are saved at a high price.
When the sun comes up, the B-25's from Cairns hit s AK's from 1000 ft. A B-17 scares 45 WJD's to death from a near miss.
USS Helm has about 40% flotation damage but can likely make Cairns.
RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:42 pm
by BrucePowers
Good exchange.....
RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:52 pm
by Cap Mandrake
On the 21st, the F$F's had recovered some fatigue so the carriers were sent North and a second cruiser force was split off from the carrier escorts and ordered North. The slow BB's were brought into the carrier taffys for their triple A. In the end, the cruiser force declined to attack by the SBD's did some damage, sinking DD Uzuki and 3 AK's, one with nearly 1600 WJD's aboard.
A big allied sub screen near Deboyne and the Jomard Passage netted one CMc, but the Dutch boat O-16 was hit badly and may sink.
B-17's sunk a damaged CL and DD in port at Port Moresby (that they can do).
RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 10:46 pm
by Moondawggie
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Next up, crippled Mogami and an appropriately named escort.
Wow! Contact report shows that IJN and USN lookouts both see each other @ identical distance of 8,000 yards.
Your boys have gained some impressive nightime experience to pull that off...[&o]
RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 11:30 pm
by Mynok
No, they just donned the beer goggles.
RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 6:48 pm
by perkinh
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
On the night of 19/20, we sent in a crusier force to Port Moresby. The carriers moved South to rest the F4F's and because I was becoming increasngly concerned about some surprise coming from Madang or an unescorted massive Betty raid from Rabaul.
Admiral "Chas" McMorris had a blast (even if he has kind of a sissy nickname)
Ok, having just watched "Endless Summer" again, and having read the recent issue of Geo Mag i have a question. Was an enviromental study down on the impact of this artificial reef, and how it will effct surfing( poor on that side i think) and the death of coral on the barrier reef from leakage? Secondly what will be the cost of cleanup and who will be responsible?
Hell of a way to run a war!
RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:34 am
by Moondawggie
ORIGINAL: Gabede
Was an enviromental study down on the impact of this artificial reef, and how it will effct surfing( poor on that side i think) and the death of coral on the barrier reef from leakage? Secondly what will be the cost of cleanup and who will be responsible?
Hell of a way to run a war!
It will make a great place for indigenous people to go subsistence fishing for "Endangered Rockfish."
I'm sure that the M&M Enterprises Environmental Impact Report Division could rapidly come up with an analysis confirming a net biological advantage for endangered species, improved nutrition for local underprivileged children, and a neutral to beneficial impact on Global Cooling in exchange for a few hundred thousand pictures of dead presidents...[:D]
RE: Hepatomancer Extraordinaire
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 2:29 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Moondawggie
ORIGINAL: Gabede
Was an enviromental study down on the impact of this artificial reef, and how it will effct surfing( poor on that side i think) and the death of coral on the barrier reef from leakage? Secondly what will be the cost of cleanup and who will be responsible?
Hell of a way to run a war!
It will make a great place for indigenous people to go subsistence fishing for "Endangered Rockfish."
I'm sure that the M&M Enterprises Environmental Impact Report Division could rapidly come up with an analysis confirming a net biological advantage for endangered species, improved nutrition for local underprivileged children, and a neutral to beneficial impact on Global Cooling in exchange for a few hundred thousand pictures of dead presidents...[:D]
Do the "indigenous people" of New Guinea actually have boats? Maybe they could do shore casting. [;)]
As for the project, I think M&M Enterprises Planned Developments Division is the lead contractor so the incentive would be to make any environmental issues go away.
The latter does seem a job for M&M Enterprises Environmental Impact Mitigation Division. Last time we heard from them they were using a field-modified B-25 with 12 forward firing .50's to soften up the opposition to a project.
Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 4:01 pm
by Cap Mandrake
**************NorPac HQ, Anchorage, Aug. 15, 1942*************
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: ..do you have this weeks casualty figures, Soupy?
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Yes sir! <consults clipboard> Hmmmm....3 Bowheads, 4 Humpbacks, 1 Minke and a Beachmaster run over by an LCT.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: Ah, poor bastard. Amphibious operations are fraught with peril. Did you write a nice letter to his family?
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Oh, no sir. It was a walrus.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: Ah, well, war is Hell. Any Japs sighted?
Lt. jg Milton Supman: None confirmed. Closest thing was that report at Great Slave Lake in May. Even there it seemed a rather odd invasion route to North America.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: I concur. <grows pensive> You know, Soupy, sometimes, in a private moment, I wonder if we were sent up to NorPac to get us out of the way.
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Out of the way, sir?
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: Yes, yes, as if we were somehow a hinderance to the war effort.
Lt. jg Milton Supman: No sir! Why, we just received 3 new sub chasers.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: See, that's what I mean. One four-stacker, a threesome of sub chasers and 5 S boats. That's not much of fleet.
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Well sir, there is the new P-43 squadron you sent to Dutch. They don't even have the P-43 in the South Pacific.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: Hmm, perhaps you are right. Then there is the B-18 squadron too. That is kind of high number for a bomber.
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Indeed! It's higher than a B-17, so it must be better.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: You know, Soupy, I always feel better after I talk to you.
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Thank you sir.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: You're welcome, son. Seeing as how we have not spotted a Jap in 9 months, what say we start a training program for the men...call it "Why We Fight"?
Lt. jg Milton Supman: I LOVE it sir.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: Splendid! Say, did you get in on that timeshare thing for Amchitka?
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Yes sir. I snagged an end unit with a volcano view.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: Splendid. That chap from Fiji has to be the most persuasive human being I have ever met.............
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 4:48 pm
by Chickenboy
Cap'n: This blogsite is for you. Wife unit and I are big time converts to "Dr. Grumpy". Rtrapasso, Moondawgie, et. al.-you'll appreciate too:
http://drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com/2011/05/todays-helpful-hint-finding-doctor.html
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 5:39 pm
by jeffk3510
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Oh, no sir. It was a walrus.
Adm. Theobald, CIC, NorPac: Hmm, perhaps you are right. Then there is the B-18 squadron too. That is kind of high number for a bomber.
Lt. jg Milton Supman: Indeed! It's higher than a B-17, so it must be better.
[:D][:D]
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:15 pm
by CaptDave
Heck, even those of us not in the medical profession can appreciate it. Clients that cause your eyes to roll can be found everywhere! Thanks for the link.
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:48 pm
by Cap Mandrake
That Grumpy blog is pretty funny. He claims to not make anything up either. [:)]
So here I am stuck at work, waiting for the State Farm agent to call me back because somebody claims my truck backed up into a '95 Toyota at the Pavillion's parking lot.
Here is what happened. I was out getting the yard ready for an inspection by Frau Braun about 2 weeks ago and 2 Sheriff cars pull up. The stop, walk onto the driveway and start writing stuff down. Now, as I am now an old hand at this, I walk up and say, "Good afternoon Deputies, are you looking for XXXX?"
"No, we are looking for XXXX"
"Oh, this is XXXX"
"You should have an address sign", the male Deputy says.
"Yeah, been meaning to do that."
"Is theese you car". It's the female Deputy. She has some unidentifiable Eastern European accent.
"Yes"
"Theese car hit and run accident. Where you wife?"
"Wife?"
"Yes, wooman drive car"
"Not this one she didn't. She's at work."
"Can I speak to her?"
"If you want to go up to her work"
"You wife not here?"
"No, she has been at work all day. I'm telling you she didn't drive this car."
"Yes she did."
"No she didn't" (At this point, I suspect that Mandrake Jr. was likely driving the truck and she is such an imponderably bad driver it is just possible she backed into someone and didn't realize it...but I am not going to volunteer this because we are having so much fun)
We debated back and forth about the DNA evidence in the OJ trial, the FBI paint lab. She claimed she could match the damage to the bumper. I objected.
"No you can't. You can't prove to me the sun is going to rise in the East tomorrow." You can probably tell I like to argue.
"See it round"
"The Earth?"
"No, the bumper"
"And quite a clever design it is. Amazing that nobody else thought of it."
It was hopeless. I told her I would have Stalker Girl Call her. Stalker Girl bit my head off. [:D] Her reaction was so extreme I half imagine she is on the run from a stint in the Weather Underground or something. I'll keep you posted..my agent is calling.
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:30 am
by perkinh
Damn...my wife often wonders if any other person is hard headed enough to dare a policeman to prove it to there face ( seems to be a character flaw that crops up more than it should). It doesnt help that my wife decided that our nephews B-day party was more important than throwing my bail. In her defense (my kids agreed with her) i could have saved myself the whole trip by cooperating and staying in the car.
It's sure hard as hell to dail your lawyer while in handcuffs!
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:30 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Gabede
Damn...my wife often wonders if any other person is hard headed enough to dare a policeman to prove it to there face ( seems to be a character flaw that crops up more than it should). It doesnt help that my wife decided that our nephews B-day party was more important than throwing my bail. In her defense (my kids agreed with her) i could have saved myself the whole trip by cooperating and staying in the car.
It's sure hard as hell to dail your lawyer while in handcuffs!
Dood;
You don't say "Prove it!" to a guy with a gun. It's a challenge. You are lucky he didn't taze you for the entertainment value.
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 3:15 pm
by Cap Mandrake
*****************Aug 24, 1942*************
Oz: Annoyingly, the LYB's are trying to establish a base at Terapo after PM was bombed into the stone age. I had thought the ships at Terapo were just cripples from the carnage off PM, but after a full aviation regiment began landing at Horn Is., I sent in 10 USAAF B-25's to Horn set to naval attack at 1000 ft. Unescorted AK's are just sitting ducks to the B-25's. This particular squadron has been training up for naval attack and gets about .6-.7 hits per sortie. Now that Horn Is. has about 90 aviation support points, I moved up the Dutch NEIAF B-25's and some B-26B's. Anything slow within about 12 hexes of Horn Is. with no air cover is going to get plastered. The is makes resupply of the Northern shore of Papua New Guinea problematic and resupply by sea of PM or Terapo nearly impossible (except perhaps fast transport runs).
There are now 5 units at Terpao. I suspect this will prove to have been a waste of resources. Today the B-17E's from Townsville will hit the grass strip at Terapo and the B-26's will hit the ground troops. The surface group of one CL and 3 DD's at Horn will raid Terapo tonight. I think all the dummy recon flights over New Guinea /Rabaul/Guadalcanal have convinced the LYB's there is an attack coming there.
The US carriers are recovering to Sydney and resources are still being accumulated at perth.
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 3:50 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Gabede
Damn...my wife often wonders if any other person is hard headed enough to dare a policeman to prove it to there face ( seems to be a character flaw that crops up more than it should). It doesnt help that my wife decided that our nephews B-day party was more important than throwing my bail. In her defense (my kids agreed with her) i could have saved myself the whole trip by cooperating and staying in the car.
It's sure hard as hell to dail your lawyer while in handcuffs!
I should add that when I politely addressed the female Deputy as "Deputy", the male Deputy quickly corrected, "She's not a Deputy". [:D] It turned out she was a CSO (Crash Scene Officer or some such thing). I am pretty sure he was not happy with the Sherlock Holmes act she was putting on and resented the duty to accompany her. I think I saw him roll his eyes when she gave me the "bumper is round" thing.
I should also add that despite having an ally in the Deputy she still ignored everything I said and I am pretty sure I am screwed when her traffic report comes out some time in August. Bloody annoying, really.
RE: Timeshare opportunity
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 6:50 am
by sprior
resources are still being accumulated at perth.
An Imperial Shedload, no less. Not to be confused with a metric Shedload which is French and by definition inferior.