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anarchy...rangers goin' down!!!! [:'(]

day one of world series tithe

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...




Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him..



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.




FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP....



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.


clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...


on his heels, as the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...


and,
















The coffin stops

Bob did you get the turn last night? I can't remember

This place is dead tonight[:D]

Of course it is the week before Halloween, so that is appropriate[:D]

The coffin stopped

GROAN! [:D]

The coffin stops

Hmm, better keep the day job [;)][:D]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

The coffin stopped

GROAN! [:D]

Blame Geoff. He sent it to me[:D]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

The coffin stopped

GROAN! [:D]

I'm pretty sure I first heard that joke when I was in Boy Scouts. It didn't go over any better then either. [:'(]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

This place is dead tonight[:D]

I think you killed it with that joke. [:D]

Canes lose their home opener 3 - 0.  We still had a great time and I'm heading to bed.  [>:]

Afternoon Guys, hope that everyone is having a good one. [:)]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

You are wise for a carrion-eater. [:D]

Why thank you sir, you Alien sewer dweller. That is one of the nicest things that a Martian has ever said to me.

So you do hear Martian voices in your head? [:'(]

I understand. Believe me. [:D]

Morning...[>:][>:] Tithe...[>:][>:]

Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?

Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?

Operator Error? [:D][:'(]

Good morning gents

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Morning...[>:][>:] Tithe...[>:][>:]

Seems the more I sleep, the less rested I feel. What the <expletive deleted> is up with that?

When do you go to bed and when do you wake up?


Leo "Apollo11"