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ORIGINAL: Zorch

W. C. Fields must have been a lot of fun at parties.

Bier is considered liquid bread!

Good Morning!

ORIGINAL: nashvillen

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Zorch



If only the Wicked Witch had bought foam extinguishers...

If I remember correctly, it was dirty mop water.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is so dangerous.

So is Hydrogen Hydroxide!

ORIGINAL: nashvillen

Dihydrogen Monoxide is so dangerous.

I'm a vocal supporter of the "Dihydrogen Monoxide Awareness League"

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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This sounds very serious. I'll look into it right after I take go swimming, take a shower, and drink some club soda.

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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This sounds very serious. I'll look into it right after I take go swimming, take a shower, and drink some club soda.

It is also a major component of acid rain, in its gaseous form it can burn you, even in its liquid form it can burn you, and in its solid form it can hurt you.

*edited because I hit the button at the wrong time and I had not yet written my comment.

ORIGINAL: Zorch
This sounds very serious. I'll look into it right after I take go swimming, take a shower, and drink some club soda.

Well, you just signed your own death warrant. 100% chance you are going to die now.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
This sounds very serious. I'll look into it right after I take go swimming, take a shower, and drink some club soda.

Well, you just signed your own death warrant. 100% chance you are going to die now.

This isn't fair! I didn't ask to die. Is there someone I can sue? [X(]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
This sounds very serious. I'll look into it right after I take go swimming, take a shower, and drink some club soda.

Well, you just signed your own death warrant. 100% chance you are going to die now.

This isn't fair! I didn't ask to die. Is there someone I can sue? [X(]

You know, I drink Dihydrogen Monoxide. Please note fact #2.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
This sounds very serious. I'll look into it right after I take go swimming, take a shower, and drink some club soda.

Well, you just signed your own death warrant. 100% chance you are going to die now.

All that they have to do is to agree to play you in a PBEM! [X(]

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
This sounds very serious. I'll look into it right after I take go swimming, take a shower, and drink some club soda.

Well, you just signed your own death warrant. 100% chance you are going to die now.

All that they have to do is to agree to play you in a PBEM! [X(]

That is true. But, alas, all of my PBEM partners-alive and deceased-have consumed Dihydrogen Monoxide before our games together. So causality in these cases is confounded by these variables.

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
This sounds very serious. I'll look into it right after I take go swimming, take a shower, and drink some club soda.

Well, you just signed your own death warrant. 100% chance you are going to die now.

This isn't fair! I didn't ask to die. Is there someone I can sue? [X(]

Dihydrogen Monoxide needs a warning label. Come to think of it, all chemicals should have a warning label. Maybe we should ban all chemicals?
I was born stupid - I need to be protected from doing stupid things. [:D]

One of my favorites...

ORIGINAL: Zorch
I need to be protected from doing stupid things. [:D]

Too late.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
I need to be protected from doing stupid things. [:D]

Too late.

Like posting on The Thread!

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch
I need to be protected from doing stupid things. [:D]

Too late.

Like posting on The Thread!

Again. Too late. [:'(]

Just to make sure though.

I'd better finish this page for Zilch.