THE THREAD

[Terminus]

Well, the Fourty-Niner competition went well, for one... Although they'll probably lose their gold medals again, unfortunately. And the rowers won gold, as well...

[JWE]

Oh, please. I saw some of those races, and we had Warrer and Ibsen pined and sliced and diced like a loaf of pumpernickel, till our boat blew up. Yeah, I know, that’s boat racing.. Coulda, shoulda, woulda.

Good on you guys! I think Jonas is a $hit hot sailor.

[Mynok]

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[thegreatwent]

Darn, end of the weekend.

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Darn, end of the weekend.

Yeah, sucks doesn't it.

[thegreatwent]

Nice and cool got some Battletech models painted and the wife didn't want go out in the rain[:)]. Plus some nice homemade stew. Hate for that to end[:)]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Nice and cool got some Battletech models painted and the wife didn't want go out in the rain[:)]. Plus some nice homemade stew. Hate for that to end[:)]

MMMM stew!

For me tonight its just a big dinner salad with some chicken cut up on top and fresh rasberries for desert...and an episode of Star Gate. [:)]

[scott64]

Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had got my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the football. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either, you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P. S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Yorkshire together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife

Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have got me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed £50 from me that morning and your negligee was £49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for £10 million I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

P. S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

[scott64]

AAADD - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.. As I start toward the garage I notice mail in the porch. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table and notice that the bin is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my check but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The coffee is getting cold so I decide to make another cup. As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye--they need water. I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk. But first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for that remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table. So I decide to put it back in the lounge where it belongs. But first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: The car isn't washed The bills aren't paid There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the worktop The flowers don't have enough water, There is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, And I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, And I'll try to get some help for it, But first I'll check my e-mail.... Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: scott1964

AAADD - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.. As I start toward the garage I notice mail in the porch. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table and notice that the bin is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my check but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The coffee is getting cold so I decide to make another cup. As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye--they need water. I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk. But first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for that remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table. So I decide to put it back in the lounge where it belongs. But first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: The car isn't washed The bills aren't paid There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the worktop The flowers don't have enough water, There is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, And I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, And I'll try to get some help for it, But first I'll check my e-mail.... Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

And people wonder why I can't do more than 1 turn a day. [:'(]

[bobogoboom]

tithe 2.0

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[Terminus]

ORIGINAL: JWE

Oh, please. I saw some of those races, and we had Warrer and Ibsen pined and sliced and diced like a loaf of pumpernickel, till our boat blew up. Yeah, I know, that’s boat racing.. Coulda, shoulda, woulda.

Good on you guys! I think Jonas is a $hit hot sailor.

And the Fourty-Niners got to keep their gold. I guess the umps decided to keep to their own rules after all.[:D]

[Terminus]

Afternoon Tithe...

[Mynok]

Is it Monday already? [:@]

[Terminus]

Afraid so, Brother Brush-Hat...

[USSAmerica]

Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

[bobogoboom]

ewwww monday ewwwww.

[USSAmerica]

Lunch - Tithe. [&o]

[Mynok]

Halfway done tithe...... [>:][>:][>:][>:]