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ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Darn, end of the weekend.

ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Nice and cool got some Battletech models painted and the wife didn't want go out in the rain[:)]. Plus some nice homemade stew. Hate for that to end[:)]

ORIGINAL: scott1964

AAADD - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.. As I start toward the garage I notice mail in the porch. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table and notice that the bin is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my check but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The coffee is getting cold so I decide to make another cup. As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye--they need water. I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk. But first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for that remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table. So I decide to put it back in the lounge where it belongs. But first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: The car isn't washed The bills aren't paid There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the worktop The flowers don't have enough water, There is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, And I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, And I'll try to get some help for it, But first I'll check my e-mail.... Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

ORIGINAL: JWE

Oh, please. I saw some of those races, and we had Warrer and Ibsen pined and sliced and diced like a loaf of pumpernickel, till our boat blew up. Yeah, I know, that’s boat racing.. Coulda, shoulda, woulda.

Good on you guys! I think Jonas is a $hit hot sailor.