RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:58 pm
ORIGINAL: radar
Greetings from Orlando...first day of 21 in warm and sunny Florida.[:'(]
Enjoy , you lucky, lucky,..........Dog![:D]
Enjoy , you lucky, lucky,..........Dog![:D]
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Enjoy , you lucky, lucky,..........Dog![:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:59 pm
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
You know whats worse than a cold toilet seat?
A frozen one? [&:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:59 pm
Take care dude.ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Alright guys, see you in a couple weeks...[8D]
PS. Morning tithe.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:01 pm
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Of course Steve contends that my cold is their warm.
NOT MY WARM! I have a Florida drivers licence in my wallet! But yes, 50 degrees (F) was the high here in Metro Omaha yesterday. While we were on the phone last night, I noticed the outside temp was 36 degrees. [X(]
It should be a high of 65 today. [:)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:02 pm
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
I'd like to see him leave his bathroom window open.
I never open my bathroom window. I have fans and air conditioning. [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:03 pm
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
Stomach flu tithe... 2 days... darn... [:(]
Leo "Apollo11"
Ah... what we call the 'Australian Runs' over here.
Hope you get better soon Leo.
Is that because the Australians introduced it or because they suffer from it or because you just like making fun of Australians?
He's a Kiwi....what do think? I've heard the Ozzies call it Kiwi flu! [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:04 pm
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Alright guys, see you in a couple weeks...[8D]
PS. Morning tithe.
Safe travels! Have fun![:)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:47 pm
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
You know whats worse than a cold toilet seat?
A frozen one? [&:]
I think Bruce's barbed wire is worse.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:48 pm
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
I'd like to see him leave his bathroom window open.
I never open my bathroom window. I have fans and air conditioning. [:D]
Navy. [8|]
Havent you ever heard of fresh air?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:10 pm
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
I'd like to see him leave his bathroom window open.
I never open my bathroom window. I have fans and air conditioning. [:D]
Navy. [8|]
Havent you ever heard of fresh air?
On the outskirts of NYC? [X(] In the country yes. In Maine, yes. In NYC,DC,Seattle or any other metro area..NO![:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:15 pm
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports - It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
[X(]
[:D][:'(]
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports - It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
[X(]
[:D][:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:28 pm
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
You know whats worse than a cold toilet seat?
The toilet seat after the kids have finished with it.... [:(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:33 pm
Don't have that joy to deal with. [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:02 pm
ORIGINAL: scott1964
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports - It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
[X(]
[:D][:'(]
[&o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:12 pm
Sleepy-time tithe...[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:36 pm
We head to Orlando sometime each fall for three to six weeks, plus usually another week to ten days in the winter. The fall trip is mostly vacation and just getting away from the normal routine, although I do some business while I'm here. The winter trip is mostly business.ORIGINAL: BrucePowers
ORIGINAL: radar
Greetings from Orlando...first day of 21 in warm and sunny Florida.[:'(]
Whatcha doin' in Orlando?[:)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:59 pm
Good night gents [>:][>:][>:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:22 pm
Good evening - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:23 pm
Great night for a DVR, as the Hurricanes are playing the Penguins right now, as I watch the Rangers take a 3-0 lead in Game 3 of the World Series. Somebody bring me another cold beer! 
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:58 am
Good morning gents.