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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.


After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


to buy Degas


to make the Van Gogh.'


See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulou se.

ORIGINAL: VSWG

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.


After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


to buy Degas


to make the Van Gogh.'


See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulou se.

Bruce, this is for you:



[;)]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

ORIGINAL: GreasyLake

Kids night tonight! Wonder if the Mom's and Dad's would freak if some of the candy bars had the name of my favorite Japanese vessels on them?

Halloo to Tim.

The Yamato Super Candy Bar, I'd be into one of those things. [:D]

Better than the Mutsu Candy Bar. That one might explode at some random time! [X(] [:'(]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

I'll wager that said ****ing engine casing had to be completely ****ing taken apart to recover said ****ing anchor nut?

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Evenin' chaps [:)]  Been on a downer at work for some reason [:(]  And last night's 13 hour shift really didn't help matters, especially when a ****ing anchor nut got detached and dropped down the inside of a ****ing engine casing.  [:@][:@]

ORIGINAL: Reg

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Evenin' chaps [:)]  Been on a downer at work for some reason [:(]  And last night's 13 hour shift really didn't help matters, especially when a ****ing anchor nut got detached and dropped down the inside of a ****ing engine casing.  [:@][:@]

That sounds like a job for Dr FOD and Miss Wayward Body.....

YouTube - Dr FOD And The Wayward Body - Part 1
YouTube - Dr FOD And The Wayward Body - Part 2
YouTube - Dr FOD And The Wayward Body - Part 3

Weren't you paying attention in class Dixie?? [:-]

I've never looked at a EE Lightning the same way after seeing this film... [X(]- watch it and you will see what I mean!!

A classic training film from the pre-P.C. days and before you ask, her name is Monica Thimme.

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

After spending most of the weekend trying to sleep off this cold, I barely woke up today. [>:]

Either the cold is still with me, or you cant store up sleep. Either alternative sucks.