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RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:37 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Warspite1
I don't get it - why was the time different? Were their watches broken or what? [&:]
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:38 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Warspite1
I don't get it - why was the time different? Were their watches broken or what? [&:]
I suspected and you just confirmed that you are BLONDE.[:D]
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:41 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Warspite1
I don't get it - why was the time different? Were their watches broken or what? [&:]
I suspected and you just confirmed that you are BLONDE.[:D]
Warspite1
Not blonde - just a sad old git......[:(]
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:43 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Warspite1
I don't get it - why was the time different? Were their watches broken or what? [&:]
I suspected and you just confirmed that you are BLONDE.[:D]
Warspite1
Not blonde - just a sad old git......[:(]
Old and sad? Nah, we will be young and happy 4ever.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:46 pm
by warspite1
Anybody know what time I need to set my alarm for tomorrow?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:48 pm
by nate25
Well, it all depends on what you have to be on TIME for tomorrow.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:51 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: nate25
Well, it all depends on what you have to be on TIME for tomorrow.
Warspite1
Er...well I want to watch the start of the Malaysian Grand Prix.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:53 pm
by nate25
Ah. That open-wheel stuff is all you.
I prefer my cars with fenders.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:55 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: nate25
Ah. That open-wheel stuff is all you.
I prefer my cars with fenders.
Warspite1
Tin-tops man eh? Nah, F1 is the purest form of the art imo.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:03 pm
by nate25
Don't get me wrong, I admire the skill set.
Just a matter of taste.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:51 am
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Anybody know what time I need to set my alarm for tomorrow?
Do you still need to know what TIME to set your alarm for?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:11 pm
by warspite1
Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:58 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?
That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:36 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?
That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.
Warspite1
Don't get all complicated on me now. Just tell me the time I need to set my alarm for please.....
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:02 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?
That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.
Warspite1
Don't get all complicated on me now. Just tell me the time I need to set my alarm for please.....
You got it all backwards. You set the alarm for the time when it is time to go to bed. Why would anyone want to set the alarm to awake oneself. Pure torture.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:50 am
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.
Warspite1
Don't get all complicated on me now. Just tell me the time I need to set my alarm for please.....
You got it all backwards. You set the alarm for the time when it is time to go to bed. Why would anyone want to set the alarm to awake oneself. Pure torture.
Warspite1
I thought I would give that a try Ormster. I don't think the results were quite as expected......
On Thursday evening I set the alarm for 11 o'clock. Unfortunately I was so tired I had actually drifted off to sleep about an hour earlier. The alarm then went off and I had to get up to turn it off. Well you know how it is - I could not then get back to sleep.
In consequence I was late waking up the following day and so missed a vital business meeting. This resulted in me losing my job and as a result my wife has left me.
Orm, if you have anymore bright ideas, could I respectfully ask you to shove them where the sun does not shine?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:38 am
by Orm
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Warspite1
Don't get all complicated on me now. Just tell me the time I need to set my alarm for please.....
You got it all backwards. You set the alarm for the time when it is time to go to bed. Why would anyone want to set the alarm to awake oneself. Pure torture.
Warspite1
I thought I would give that a try Ormster. I don't think the results were quite as expected......
On Thursday evening I set the alarm for 11 o'clock. Unfortunately I was so tired I had actually drifted off to sleep about an hour earlier. The alarm then went off and I had to get up to turn it off. Well you know how it is - I could not then get back to sleep.
In consequence I was late waking up the following day and so missed a vital business meeting. This resulted in me losing my job and as a result my wife has left me.
Orm, if you have anymore bright ideas, could I respectfully ask you to shove them where the sun does not shine?
You must avoid rookie mistakes and go to sleep
before the alarm rings.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:40 am
by Orm
shove them where the sun does not shine?
Antartica?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:03 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Orm
shove them where the sun does not shine?
Antartica?
Warspite1
I think you will find young Ormster, that the sun does indeed shine in Antartica, and, as A-ha pointed out in 1986, the Sun Always Shines on T.V. However mccolleague it does not shine up your (blackadder music intervenes at the appropriate moment).
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:15 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Orm
shove them where the sun does not shine?
Antartica?
Warspite1
I think you will find young Ormster, that the sun does indeed shine in Antartica, and, as A-ha pointed out in 1986, the Sun Always Shines on T.V. However mccolleague it does not shine up your (blackadder music intervenes at the appropriate moment).
This is the point that parusski's birthday goes wrong. He just can't understand why, after 4058 hits and 578 posts(unfreakinbelievable) no one has answered the question correctly.