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RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:42 pm
by Dino
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:
1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)
Said the guy who did it twice...[8|]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:58 pm
by Dino
ORIGINAL: Gary Childress
All of that sounds like pure heaven right now. [:(]
There IS no haven, but you will never know till you jump...[;)]
PS: Try to skip the admiration bit...You can always admire her later for puting up with you.
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:02 pm
by aztez
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Gary Childress
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
You say that like it is a bad thing.
Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:
1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)
All of that sounds like pure heaven right now. [:(]
RUPD forgot to mention that:
1) You get no sleep, either because a) she wants to be on your side of the bed and you cant sleep cause its so damn hot or b) she wants to be on the other side of the bed and thinks that the blanket does too. [:D]
2) She is always "pleasantly surprised" when you fix something around the house. Do you know how annoying that is?
3) She never asks you for advice, especially in matters when she should, but when you do some rare stupid thing she gets mad that you didnt consult her beforehand. [:)]
As for nookie (as RUPD so diplomatically put it), she soon works out a finely timed schedule, according to which anytime youre interested she's either tired, sick, or "other". At all other times, when youre passing out from fatigue, she's game. Ergo, "I wanted to last week, but you were tired, so there". [:D]
All this sounds familiar... [8|] ...one thing the you all forgot is that you really need to be able read other peoples mind! [:D] Otherwise you will never know why she is in the bad mood! [&:]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:47 pm
by RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: Dino
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:
1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)
Said the guy who did it twice...[8|]
Never said I wasn't a glutton for punishment. Besides, someone has to do my laundry. [:D]
I enjoy being married and love being a Dad but it is not rosey all the time. I should have clarified my point which is that a bad relationship is far worse than being single. All you need is to apprecaite being sigle is to get into a relationship with a psycho (see wife #1).
Choose wisely and if you ever get the chance I strongly recommed marrying a rich girl (or at least one with wealthy/sickly parents). [:'(]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:32 am
by GaryChildress
ORIGINAL: Dino
ORIGINAL: Gary Childress
ORIGINAL: Dino
[X(]
Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...
Where?
Brooklin Bridge [:'(]
[:D]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:37 pm
by Onime No Kyo
I could sell it to you if you want. Then you can jump to your heart's content.
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:52 pm
by Onime No Kyo
Time to bump the antithread bump.
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:35 am
by Mark VII
Hello, anybody there? Been gone for a couple of weeks and the glorious anti-thread has sunk to the bottom of the page. Rise Anti-thread to your rightfull spot at the top of the War Room list!
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:46 pm
by Nikademus
The sand village hears you.
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:37 pm
by Onime No Kyo
[:D]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:31 pm
by SGT Swanson
I'm reviving this thread due to the fact that I have only 2 games going, and both are as Japs.
Recipe for homemade Napalm
4 sleeves of styrofoam cups (8 oz size)
1 Ammo can (M60 {7.62mm} size)
1 US Gal of gasoline
Something to set off the napalm from a safe distance like det cord or an M80 with an electrical connection
We is EVIL!![:o][:o]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:39 pm
by DuckofTindalos
I'd delete this if I was you... Unless it's a cunning plan to have the Anti-Thread killed off, in which case, please proceed...
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:26 pm
by wyrmmy
That recipe is missing from my dogeared copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, thanks. [;)] I always did like the bridge demolition for dummies section in that book.[:D]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:26 am
by SGT Swanson
[:'(][:D] Something our Drill Sgt. taught us in Basic Training. Makes for a really nice Improvised Anti-Personnel Mine. In French Commando school we were taught how to make a remotely launched Anti-Tank Rocket (M72 LAW).
I've learned some pretty neat tricks while I was in the Army.
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:27 am
by SGT Swanson
Long live the Anti-Thread and all of us Jap players who use it!!
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:51 am
by RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: wyrmm
That recipe is missing from my dogeared copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, thanks. [;)] I always did like the bridge demolition for dummies section in that book.[:D]
I have a copy too. If those anarchists ever unite and organize there will be trouble[:)]
Sarge, I thought napalm was gas and powdered detergent.
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:36 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: SGT Swanson
Long live the Anti-Thread and all of us Jap players who use it!!
Say NO to wargames......play Checkers!
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:32 pm
by RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: SGT Swanson
Long live the Anti-Thread and all of us Jap players who use it!!
This might be the reason the Allies always win.[;)]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:46 am
by SGT Swanson
You can use laundry detergent as well. But, no respetable grunt would tote that extra weight in the field with him. You can get the cups from the mess and steal the gas from the LTC.'s HUMMVE. He won't miss it....hehehe[:D]
RE: The Anti-thread
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:44 pm
by 6971grunt
ORIGINAL: SGT Swanson
You can use laundry detergent as well. But, no respetable grunt would tote that extra weight in the field with him. You can get the cups from the mess and steal the gas from the LTC.'s HUMMVE. He won't miss it....hehehe[:D]
Hmmmmmmm, does this Thread get monitored by the NSA?
