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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Now I am 45 minutes older and I am NOT getting that back. It will be my epitaph.

"Here lies Cap Mandrake. He wasted 45 minutes planning a massive air raid on Port Hedland and then some stupid random number generator decided to make the weather bad so instead of looking some self-imagined genius he just wasted another 45 minutes that might have been better used being nice to real people so that more would come to his funeral. Even worse, nobody but the gardener is going to read this and 3 to 1 the guy won't even speak English".

Sorry, but I believe your epitaph will read, "Pretend I did not read the manual..."

ORIGINAL: Wirraway_Ace

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Now I am 45 minutes older and I am NOT getting that back. It will be my epitaph.

"Here lies Cap Mandrake. He wasted 45 minutes planning a massive air raid on Port Hedland and then some stupid random number generator decided to make the weather bad so instead of looking some self-imagined genius he just wasted another 45 minutes that might have been better used being nice to real people so that more would come to his funeral. Even worse, nobody but the gardener is going to read this and 3 to 1 the guy won't even speak English".

Sorry, but I believe your epitaph will read, "Pretend I did not read the manual..."

Hey...that is a good point. Think of all the time I saved by not reading the manual. I feel better now.


I took Mandrake Jr to El Pollo loco yesterday and we were ordering when I noted what looked for all the world like a chicken feather right on the counter. It was a short white feather that looked like a ...well...a chicken feather.

"Hey look!", I said, 'one tried to get away".

We both had the image of a bug-eyed chicken hopping and flapping onto the counter while chased by a Mexican with a meat cleaver. We had to step out of line we were laughing so hard. Then the guy behind us saw it and we made the international chicken sign <thumbs in armpirts, flapping elbows> so he started laughing ...and then the guy behind him started laughing. The poor cashier is short (everybody is short at el Pollo Loco) so she cant see the feather on the customer side of the cash register. I am pretty sure she just thought "******* crazy anglos".

That was the most fun I ever had a Pollo Loco.

No, she was thinking "lose one get three more." [:D]

ORIGINAL: Wirraway_Ace

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Now I am 45 minutes older and I am NOT getting that back. It will be my epitaph.

"Here lies Cap Mandrake. He wasted 45 minutes planning a massive air raid on Port Hedland and then some stupid random number generator decided to make the weather bad so instead of looking some self-imagined genius he just wasted another 45 minutes that might have been better used being nice to real people so that more would come to his funeral. Even worse, nobody but the gardener is going to read this and 3 to 1 the guy won't even speak English".

Sorry, but I believe your epitaph will read, "Pretend I did not read the manual..."

[:D][&o]

2 outs, 2 strikes, bottom of the 9th, 6th game of the World Series, tieing run on base, Cardinals facing elimination after a storybook rally from 10 games back at the end of the regular season.....and......my alumni association calls.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

2 outs, 2 strikes, bottom of the 9th, 6th game of the World Series, tieing run on base, Cardinals facing elimination after a storybook rally from 10 games back at the end of the regular season.....and......my alumni association calls.

"Hello Mandrake, we called earlier while you were out and someone named Stalker Girl said this would be a good time to call you back..." [:D]

*************Sit Rep: Port Hedland, 10-22-42*********


Upon review of the replay, it appears Yamato and friends are camping out at PH. They are perhaps protesting the corporate greed on display there.

USS South Dakota, a CL and 4 DD's are about 120 mi E of Exmouth and can reach PH tonight thought the transports are gone, having bugged out to the East. Probably best if they head back to Geraldton.

Exmouth will be a level 1 airfield in 1-2 d. Carnavon will be level 4 in 2-4 d. The whole are will be less hospitable to JJ ships when we come back.

Weather has cleared a bit over PH so the bombers shoudl be able to go in.

It is down to either MC Hammer or Dog the Bounty Hunter for Halloween. Everybody seems to be out of MC Hammer pants so I think I will just get a blond mullet wig and a leather vest.

Last year I was Che Guevara with an Obama shirt but the fake beard bugged the crap out of me. I still have my Club Gitmo outfit but I can't stand that beard either.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear:

Ground combat at Port Hedland (57,129)

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 26250 troops, 224 guns, 159 vehicles, Assault Value = 920

Defending force 22967 troops, 595 guns, 452 vehicles, Assault Value = 647

Japanese adjusted assault: 198

Allied adjusted defense: 480

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 2

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker:

Japanese ground losses:
4065 casualties reported
Squads: 16 destroyed, 255 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 22 disabled
Engineers: 15 destroyed, 43 disabled
Guns lost 16 (1 destroyed, 15 disabled)


Allied ground losses:
327 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 54 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 18 disabled
Engineers: 4 destroyed, 41 disabled
Guns lost 27 (2 destroyed, 25 disabled)

Nice! &nbsp;[8D]

Wow...[X(]

If supply (possible) or fatigue (possible) or disruption (possible) modifiers were in place for the attackers, I wonder why there was such a massive dropoff with no message to this effect? [&:]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Wow...[X(]

If supply (possible) or fatigue (possible) or disruption (possible) modifiers were in place for the attackers, I wonder why there was such a massive dropoff with no message to this effect? [&:]

I don't think they anticipated such a stout defence from the Hottentot Lancers of East Africa Brigade. The zebra shields are very intimidating.


Then there was this:

Morning Air attack on 5th Division, at 57,129 (Port Hedland)

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid detected at 39 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes


Allied aircraft
B-17E Fortress x 7
B-17F Fortress x 13
LB-30 Liberator x 6
B-24D Liberator x 52
B-25C Mitchell x 6


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
437 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 13 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 15 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled

And this:

Morning Air attack on 5th Division, at 57,129 (Port Hedland)

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid detected at 33 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes


Allied aircraft
B-25C Mitchell x 12
Hudson III (LR) x 6
Mitchell II x 3
Bolingbroke IV x 12
A-29 Hudson x 6
B-17F Fortress x 7
B-24D Liberator x 5
B-25C Mitchell x 15
B-26 Marauder x 12
B-26B Marauder x 15
P-38F Lightning x 6


Allied aircraft losses
B-17F Fortress: 1 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
140 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 19 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Vehicles lost 13 (1 destroyed, 12 disabled)

Plus a few other smaller attacks, including a squadron of Ansons armed with a forward firing Verey pistol (co-pilot's station)

Ansons ... but you left out the Wapitis! [X(]

I strongly suggest that you contact some subcontractor to build upp Corunna Downs so you can add those fearsome airframes to the mayhem. Can't let the Anson pilots one-up them, can we?

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Wow...[X(]

If supply (possible) or fatigue (possible) or disruption (possible) modifiers were in place for the attackers, I wonder why there was such a massive dropoff with no message to this effect? [&:]

I don't think they anticipated such a stout defence from the Hottentot Lancers of East Africa Brigade. The zebra shields are very intimidating.


Then there was this:

Morning Air attack on 5th Division, at 57,129 (Port Hedland)

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid detected at 39 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes


Allied aircraft
B-17E Fortress x 7
B-17F Fortress x 13
LB-30 Liberator x 6
B-24D Liberator x 52
B-25C Mitchell x 6


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
437 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 13 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 15 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled

And this:

Morning Air attack on 5th Division, at 57,129 (Port Hedland)

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid detected at 33 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes


Allied aircraft
B-25C Mitchell x 12
Hudson III (LR) x 6
Mitchell II x 3
Bolingbroke IV x 12
A-29 Hudson x 6
B-17F Fortress x 7
B-24D Liberator x 5
B-25C Mitchell x 15
B-26 Marauder x 12
B-26B Marauder x 15
P-38F Lightning x 6


Allied aircraft losses
B-17F Fortress: 1 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
140 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 19 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Vehicles lost 13 (1 destroyed, 12 disabled)

Plus a few other smaller attacks, including a squadron of Ansons armed with a forward firing Verey pistol (co-pilot's station)

Ah! THAT massive aerial pounding. That may be the ticket...[:D]

The mighty Bolingbroke:

ORIGINAL: sprior

The mighty Bolingbroke:

I only associated this name with underfunded PBA tours. [&:]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

The mighty Bolingbroke:

I only associated this name with underfunded PBA tours. [&:]

...or the majority of pro bowlers. [:D]

It is really just a Blenheim that hasn't come out of the closet yet.

Not an unattractive aircraft (except for the tail)

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Wow...[X(]

If supply (possible) or fatigue (possible) or disruption (possible) modifiers were in place for the attackers, I wonder why there was such a massive dropoff with no message to this effect? [&:]

A look at the CR and the Allies have an advantage in guns and vehicles. I am thinking this gives CRT shifts for the defense that is not reported ...I have had battles where the IJA had 2-1 AV advantage but I had 3:2 or better guns and tanks and even though the AV was outclassed I got adjusted CRT shifts ...the die roll although was stupendious! 4K LYB's!

ORIGINAL: Crackaces
...the die roll although was stupendious! 4K LYB's!

We have been working on our die rolls. It is much easier than reading the manual.