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Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:38 pm**

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*************Truk Ragoon, Jury 18, 1943(d)************

Mandrake-san: <reading a captured miritary text from Ras Taferi.

When you set up tents, it is to be in caves and by trees and in a wood, if the place happens to be adjoining to these¯and separated in the various platoons. Tents are to be set up at a distance of 30 cubits from each other.
When an aeroplane is sighted, one should leave large open roads and wide meadows and march in valleys and trenches and by zigzag routes, along places which have trees and woods.

When an aeroplane comes to drop bombs, it will not suit it to do so unless it comes down to about 100 metres; hence when it flies low for such action, one should fire a volley with a good and very long gun and then quickly disperse. When three or four bullets have hit it, the aeroplane is bound to fall down. But let only those fire who have been ordered to shoot with a weapon that has been selected for such firing, for if everyone shoots who possesses a gun, there is no advantage in this except to waste bullets and to disclose the men's whereabouts.

Lest the aeroplane, when rising again, should detect the whereabouts of those who are dispersed, it is well to remain cautiously scattered as long as it is still fairly close. In time of war it suits the enemy to aim his guns at adorned shields, ornaments, silver and gold cloaks, silk shirts and all similar things. Whether one possesses a jacket or not, it is best to wear a narrow-sleeved shirt with faded colours. When we return, with God's help, you can wear your gold and silver decorations then. Now it is time to go and fight. We offer you all these words of advice in the hope that no great harm should befall you through lack of caution. At the same time, We are glad to assure you that in time of war We are ready to shed Our blood in your midst for the sake of Ethiopia's freedom..."[68]

HORY CRAP! These-ah rearry good ideas. Truk-womans, come in here and take dictation!

I don't understand what he is saying - Ethiopia ... trees ?? [:(]

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:01 pm**

Well, maybe he meant tall hemp plants.

Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:40 am**

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

If I don't minimize IE, the GIF thingys pop up on the AE map. [:D]

So there is proof! Samoa Triangau rearry exists!
Japan-mens ships are in it too!

I think those are gleat symbers for potentiarrry Japan-mens own Point Luck & the crazy grinning one can be for point Victory-Disease that you use for a naval bombardment and Naval-air port attack on Horrywood.

Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:23 pm**

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Harro Entahprise. Say harro to my rittah 250 kirogram bomb.

Quit ah-teasing us! Post combat report prease!

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:42 pm**

Game-ah crose to resulection

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:21 pm**

Werr? [&:]

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:47 pm**

The new phone book's here!

The new phone book's here!

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:05 pm**

*********December 18, 1943(d)********

Something bad hahppen. Onry not what Arried-dog fanboys hoping for.

Borneo: It rearry wird, man. Arried-mens figure out 150 Japan-mens not enough to capture Singawing even if Japan-mens have big barrerh of Emperor-brand Koor aide....so Arried mens send Marberhead to just sit around and wait even when sun come out. In night batterh maybe Japan-mens win but to terr truth, Tama rearry pretty crappy "cruiser".

Day Time Surface Combat, near Singkawang at 56,88, Range 24,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Tama, Shell hits 3, on fire
DD Yugao, Shell hits 2, on fire
DD Hishu, Shell hits 2
DD Kiku, Shell hits 1

Allied Ships
CL Marblehead, Shell hits 1
DD Barker, Shell hits 1
DD Bulmer
DD Stewart
DD Paul Jones
DD Parrott

Japn-mens rive to fight othah day but Arrie-mens stirr sit there rike statues. Even so, smarr Japn-mens amphibious group stay and unroad without probrem. Very civirized.

22 Bettys and 19 Nerrs attack Marberhead but we just brow up rots of anchovies instead. Somebody not get bonus for Emperor's Birthday.

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:39 pm**

Here opposing forces at Singkawang or Singawing or whatevah your carr it. Japan-mens throw out Bones-in-noses-men tomorrow.

Ground combat at Singkawang (56,88)

Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 905 troops, 4 guns, 4 vehicles, Assault Value = 22

Defending force 1737 troops, 10 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 53

Assaulting units:
West Borneo KNIL Battalion
Singkawang Base Force

Defending units:
I/124th Infantry Battalion
1st Sasebo SNLF Coy

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:45 pm**

Brunei: Surtan have to reave parace rearry quick. Rets hope Engrish-mens not try to break Royarh Dutch Sherr property. That courd be rearry painfurh ritigation.

Ground combat at Brunei (65,87)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 1204 troops, 6 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 43

Defending force 802 troops, 6 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 2

Japanese adjusted assault: 45

Allied adjusted defense: 7

Japanese assault odds: 6 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Brunei !!!

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), leaders(-), preparation(-), fatigue(-)
experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
114 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 9 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
303 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 5 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 0 disabled
Units retreated 2

Defeated Allied Units Retreating!

Assaulting units:
I/81st Naval Guard Unit
III/81st Naval Guard Unit

Defending units:
107th RN Base Force
100th RN Base Force

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:01 pm**

Ground combat at Johore Bahru (50,83)

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 7749 troops, 52 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 252

Defending force 0 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 0

Japanese adjusted assault: 243

Allied adjusted defense: 1

Japanese assault odds: 243 to 1 (fort level 1)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Johore Bahru !!!

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:19 pm**

ORIGINAL: sprior

Ground combat at Johore Bahru (50,83)

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 7749 troops, 52 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 252

Defending force 0 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 0

Japanese adjusted assault: 243

Allied adjusted defense: 1

Japanese assault odds: 243 to 1 (fort level 1)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Johore Bahru !!!

Defender was suicide Sumatran Rhino with exprosive bert but beast unaburh to push detonation button with hoof.

Rest of Arried-mens run away to Singapore.

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:27 pm**

Maraysia: Arried-mens try to scare Japan-mens by naming ships with name of ord Greek professionerh speech writers but take rot more than that to scare Japn-mens with bushido. Arried dogs trying to reave Georgetown. How that name working out for you, Arried-dogs! Hahaha!

Submarine attack near Georgetown at 48,73

Japanese Ships
SS I-154

Allied Ships
xAK Demosthenes, Shell hits 3, Torpedo hits 6, heavy fires, heavy damage

Allied ground losses:
Guns lost 1 (1 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Vehicles lost 4 (2 destroyed, 2 disabled)

xAK Demosthenes is sighted by SS I-154
SS I-154 attacking on the surface

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:37 pm**

Phirripines:Japan-mens try to brow up airfierd but instead we just waste gasorine and ammo. Prus, Japan-mens rearry piss-off Ruzon SPCA when we brow up famiry of howrer monkies.

Mrs. Yamashita handerh SPCA compraints. She rike she-devirh because arways angry about husband phirandering.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Iba at 78,75, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Fuso
DD Yakaze
DD Kuretake
DD Sanae
DD Hasu

Allied Ships
PT Q-111
PT Q-112, Shell hits 1, and is sunk
PT Q-113

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:40 pm**

New Arried-mens commanders rike Rasputin or something. Aberh to tell where Japan-mens ships going. Rearry annoying.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Dinagat at 81,87, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DMS W-9
DMS W-10
DMS W-11
DMS W-12
xAP Hakone Maru

Allied Ships
PT-31
PT-33
PT-34

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:43 pm**

Sometimes, aggression not work very werr. Arried fighters rise up from base and we shoot arr of P-40's down. [:'(] Arried fighters stay on ground for week. Japan-mens guess it right time for Arried fighters to come back up. Haha!

Morning Air attack on Manila , at 79,77

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 32,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 35

Allied aircraft
P-26A x 4
P-40E Warhawk x 21

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
P-26A: 2 destroyed
P-40E Warhawk: 5 destroyed

Aircraft Attacking:
18 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 28000 feet *

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:49 pm**

Arried-mens on Ruzon find big suppry of Roids from Jose Canseco, drop Picarro Pete on Kuma near Naha. Oscar pirots raughing so much not shoot down enemy pranes.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Naga at 81,81

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 4 NM, estimated altitude 7,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 1 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 11

Allied aircraft
SOC-1 Seagull x 5

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SOC-1 Seagull: 1 damaged

Japanese Ships
DD Asakaze
CL Kuma, Bomb hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
5 x SOC-1 Seagull bombing from 5000 feet
Naval Attack: 2 x 250 lb SAP Bomb

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:54 pm**

Ambon: Randing at Ambon start without anything bad hahppen. Japan-mens CVL brow up some rousy AK's named afte rousy Ford Motor Company sedan.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Gebe at 81,105

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 7 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 10
B5N1 Kate x 10

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
xAKL Taurus, Bomb hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage
xAKL Escalante, Bomb hits 4, and is sunk

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x B5N1 Kate bombing from 15000 feet
Naval Attack: 2 x 250 kg SAP Bomb

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:59 pm**

Muntok: Perhaps Arried-mens trying to get to Parembang? Or perhaps just trying to get Herr out of Singapore. Say herro to Oceanic White-tips.

Submarine attack near Muntok at 49,89

Japanese Ships
SS I-121, hits 1

Allied Ships
xAK Tai Sang, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage

Allied ground losses:
50 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

xAK Tai Sang is sighted by SS I-121
SS I-121 attacking on the surface

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:34 pm**

New and Improved Caredonia: Japan-mens get ashore without any bad things hahppen even though Japn-mens onry have rousy patrohr boat for escort. Arso not-ah sure Japan-mens bring enough Japan-mens...oh wait....it-ah French defend base. Hahaha, just make-ah joke.

Ground combat at Noumea (115,160)

Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 774 troops, 17 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 28

Defending force 493 troops, 3 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 15

Assaulting units:
New Caledonia Det

Defending units:
III/66th Naval Guard Unit

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